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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
Ozzie Canseco
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
luis navidad
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
hank_scorpio
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
https://ibb.co/y3Zp4t6
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
luis navidad
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
,.,....,..,.,.,,,,..,..,.,..,.,.,.,...
  12/15/25
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American Cattle Goy
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
Josh_Allen
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
Ozzie Canseco
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
minotaur rapist
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
Ozzie Canseco
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
minotaur rapist
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
Josh_Allen
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
Ozzie Canseco
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
Josh_Allen
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
Ass Sunstein
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
Josh_Allen
  12/15/25
cambodia town
santa's top guy
  12/15/25
am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?
i gave my cousin head
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
Ozzie Canseco
  12/15/25
not worth it at all if i could have that 1hr-30min period...
i gave my cousin head
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
Paralegal Mohammad
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
friend group
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
lex
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
Josh_Allen
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
friend group
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Nintendo Squanch
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
Josh_Allen
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Nintendo Squanch
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
Paralegal Mohammad
  12/15/25
...
Josh_Allen
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
Candy Ride
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
Bronus Swagner
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
.,..,,.,..,,.,.,.,,.,..
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
Artie Bucco, No Kids
  12/15/25
...
Juan Eighty
  12/15/25
...
nude gunner
  12/15/25
...
Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
.....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
Artie Bucco, No Kids
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
(*)>
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
Artie Bucco, No Kids
  12/15/25
...
Nintendo Squanch
  12/15/25
yes, so
(*)>
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
Civil Attorney (The Kraken is BACK)
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
santa's top guy
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
Civil Attorney (The Kraken is BACK)
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
,,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,,.,,.,.,.,..,.,
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
Candy Ride
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
santa's top guy
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
nude gunner
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
(*)>
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
Candy Ride
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
Ozzie Canseco
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
nude gunner
  12/15/25
...
Nintendo Squanch
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
santa's top guy
  12/16/25
...
potluck
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
luis navidad
  12/16/25
OKay
Mr Right
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong
  12/16/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,....,:,..;,..,
  12/16/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: luis navidad (luis)

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: https://ibb.co/y3Zp4t6

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: luis navidad (luis)

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: ,.,....,..,.,.,,,,..,..,.,..,.,.,.,...


Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: American Cattle Goy (Goy First, America Always)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Josh_Allen

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: minotaur rapist

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: minotaur rapist

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Josh_Allen

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Josh_Allen

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Josh_Allen

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: santa's top guy

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

not worth it at all

if i could have that 1hr-30min period in peace then its worth its weight in gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: friend group

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: lex

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Josh_Allen

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: friend group

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Nintendo Squanch

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Josh_Allen

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Nintendo Squanch

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Josh_Allen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Candy Ride

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Bronus Swagner

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: .,..,,.,..,,.,.,.,,.,..

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Artie Bucco, No Kids

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: nude gunner (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Artie Bucco, No Kids

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: (*)> (i'm in your city)

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Artie Bucco, No Kids

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Nintendo Squanch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: (*)> (i'm in your city)

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Civil Attorney (The Kraken is BACK)

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: santa's top guy

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Civil Attorney (The Kraken is BACK)

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: ,,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,,.,,.,.,.,..,.,


what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Candy Ride

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: santa's top guy

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49513288)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: nude gunner (gunneratttt)

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: (*)> (i'm in your city)

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Candy Ride

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49513544)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: nude gunner (gunneratttt)

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Nintendo Squanch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: santa's top guy

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: luis navidad (luis)

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Mr Right

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49513036)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,....,:,..;,..,


I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2]#49513892)