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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
Tan bearded boltzmann
  02/22/12
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Drab sticky roast beef fanboi
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
aqua racy french chef
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
abnormal spruce hominid feces
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
aqua racy french chef
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Ebony vigorous digit ratio foreskin
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
costumed giraffe station
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
aqua racy french chef
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
costumed giraffe station
  02/22/12
u jelly
aqua racy french chef
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
Bearded Knife
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abnormal spruce hominid feces
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
soggy shrine
  02/23/12
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abnormal spruce hominid feces
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
Tan bearded boltzmann
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
overrated saffron yarmulke senate
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Rose internet-worthy base cuck
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
abnormal spruce hominid feces
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
Ruddy gaming laptop
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
abnormal spruce hominid feces
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
Tan bearded boltzmann
  02/23/12
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abnormal spruce hominid feces
  02/24/17
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Contagious Public Bath
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
copper heaven
  02/25/12
cr
180 hairless national security agency
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
Tan bearded boltzmann
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
Scarlet stimulating location
  02/12/13
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abnormal spruce hominid feces
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
Puce Plaza Police Squad
  03/31/12
great american novelist
abnormal spruce hominid feces
  10/26/12
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rough-skinned jap
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
Tan bearded boltzmann
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
Big pit
  11/20/12
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Cerise codepig menage
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Cerise codepig menage
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Rose internet-worthy base cuck
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
180 hairless national security agency
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
Big pit
  01/19/13
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abnormal spruce hominid feces
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
curious silver school
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
hilarious walnut macaca
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
180 hairless national security agency
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Big pit
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brass sound barrier orchestra pit
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rebellious community account
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insanely creepy fat ankles
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
Scarlet stimulating location
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
mustard scourge upon the earth
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insanely creepy fat ankles
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Tan bearded boltzmann

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20024600)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Drab sticky roast beef fanboi



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: aqua racy french chef

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20032167)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: abnormal spruce hominid feces

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20032173)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: aqua racy french chef

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Ebony vigorous digit ratio foreskin

just threw up in my mouth a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20032199)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: costumed giraffe station

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20032208)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: aqua racy french chef

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20032229)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: costumed giraffe station

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: aqua racy french chef

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Bearded Knife

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#29374094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: abnormal spruce hominid feces



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: soggy shrine

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: abnormal spruce hominid feces



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: Tan bearded boltzmann

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: overrated saffron yarmulke senate

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Rose internet-worthy base cuck

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: abnormal spruce hominid feces

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: Ruddy gaming laptop

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: abnormal spruce hominid feces

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Tan bearded boltzmann

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: abnormal spruce hominid feces



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Contagious Public Bath



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: copper heaven

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: 180 hairless national security agency

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20708633)



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: Tan bearded boltzmann

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Scarlet stimulating location

U mad Chabon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#22624435)



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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: abnormal spruce hominid feces



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Puce Plaza Police Squad

god fucking damn it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20351915)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: abnormal spruce hominid feces

great american novelist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#21889640)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: rough-skinned jap



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: Tan bearded boltzmann

goddamn u franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#21889667)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Big pit

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Cerise codepig menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#22086685)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Cerise codepig menage

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Rose internet-worthy base cuck

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: 180 hairless national security agency

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Big pit

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: abnormal spruce hominid feces



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: curious silver school

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: hilarious walnut macaca

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: 180 hairless national security agency

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Big pit



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: brass sound barrier orchestra pit



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: rebellious community account



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: insanely creepy fat ankles



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Scarlet stimulating location

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: mustard scourge upon the earth

lol wtf get off the court son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#32690677)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: insanely creepy fat ankles



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Metal Indirect Expression



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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