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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Bateful address
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Ruby black woman area
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Glassy office striped hyena
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Demanding liquid oxygen dilemma
  01/26/16
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  10/24/16
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  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
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  01/24/18
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  01/26/16
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  05/04/24
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  01/25/16
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  10/27/17
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  01/25/16
toxic
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  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
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  01/25/16
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Impertinent Cracking Legend
  01/25/16
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Talented azure church building
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Bateful address
  01/25/16
jfc
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  01/25/16
Cr edit
Talented azure church building
  01/25/16
...
Bateful address
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
plum institution gay wizard
  01/25/16
Cr
Bateful address
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Swashbuckling fishy station halford
  01/25/16
hm
big kitchen
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Swashbuckling fishy station halford
  01/25/16
wait
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  01/25/16
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Glassy office striped hyena
  01/26/16
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  01/25/16
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Bateful address
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
House-broken Foreskin Hissy Fit
  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
odious insane house
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
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  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
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  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Impertinent Cracking Legend
  01/25/16
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Bateful address
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
razzle-dazzle quadroon market
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Bateful address
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
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  01/27/16
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  01/25/16
damn
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  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
jfc
Swollen pit
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Transparent vivacious idea he suggested becky
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Sick preventive strike internal respiration
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Talented azure church building
  01/25/16
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  02/18/22
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  10/13/23
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  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
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  01/26/16
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  01/26/16
180
Ruby black woman area
  01/26/16
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Histrionic gunner
  01/26/16
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  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Chestnut theatre
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Glassy office striped hyena
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
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  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
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  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Comical State
  01/26/16
RIP brother
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  09/27/16
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  12/26/17
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brindle site
  08/12/19
180
Demanding liquid oxygen dilemma
  01/26/16
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brindle site
  01/26/16
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  01/27/16
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  01/27/16
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Bateful address
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
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  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
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  02/02/16
...
arousing fiercely-loyal trailer park
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
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  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
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  02/22/16
God have mercy.
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  02/24/16
18000000
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  05/19/16
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  12/17/16
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  01/03/17
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  01/23/17
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  06/01/17
180 existential horror
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  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
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  07/28/25
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  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
white faggot firefighter multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Stimulating Violent Wrinkle
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
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  01/25/16
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Sick preventive strike internal respiration
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garnet vibrant pistol patrolman
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
appetizing feces scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
toxic
Swashbuckling fishy station halford
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
appetizing feces scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Swashbuckling fishy station halford
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
appetizing feces scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Bateful address
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Swashbuckling fishy station halford
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Bateful address
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Marvelous hall coldplay fan
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Swashbuckling fishy station halford
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
appetizing feces scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
razzle-dazzle quadroon market
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
appetizing feces scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
razzle-dazzle quadroon market
  01/25/16
TY bro
appetizing feces scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
...
Sick preventive strike internal respiration
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
idiotic rigpig regret
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Dark cruise ship background story
  10/27/17
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  10/27/17
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Bateful address
  05/24/18
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deep violent theater stage hunting ground
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
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  10/27/17
credited advice
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  05/24/18
even more toxic
Swashbuckling fishy station halford
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Grizzly Clown
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Swashbuckling fishy station halford
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Hyperactive Legal Warrant
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
appetizing feces scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
razzle-dazzle quadroon market
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Swashbuckling fishy station halford
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Bateful address
  01/25/16
lol
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  06/01/17
...
appetizing feces scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Swashbuckling fishy station halford
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
appetizing feces scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Ruby black woman area
  01/26/16
...
Concupiscible ebony plaza
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Transparent vivacious idea he suggested becky
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Transparent vivacious idea he suggested becky
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
appetizing feces scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Transparent vivacious idea he suggested becky
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Swashbuckling fishy station halford
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Transparent vivacious idea he suggested becky
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Swashbuckling fishy station halford
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Transparent vivacious idea he suggested becky
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Bateful address
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
appetizing feces scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Swashbuckling fishy station halford
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
appetizing feces scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
Lmao
Walnut Locus
  08/08/19
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Bateful address
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
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  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Bateful address
  01/25/16
lmao true
Swashbuckling fishy station halford
  01/25/16
...
Histrionic gunner
  01/26/16
...
Concupiscible ebony plaza
  12/26/17
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  03/19/20
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...
Impertinent Cracking Legend
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
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  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
idiotic rigpig regret
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Olive locale
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
bonkers ladyboy
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Bateful address
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
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  10/27/17
Lmao good find
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  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Excitant hospital affirmative action
  06/03/19
oh no
aphrodisiac pink twinkling uncleanness lodge
  08/08/19
LOL
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  03/16/20
JFC
deep violent theater stage hunting ground
  03/19/20
Update?
trip stead ape
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
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  01/25/16
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  05/19/16
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aggressive codepig stage
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Twinkling spectacular range boltzmann
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Impertinent Cracking Legend
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Twinkling spectacular range boltzmann
  01/26/16
Cr
Impertinent Cracking Legend
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...
Glassy office striped hyena
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Glassy office striped hyena
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Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
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...
white faggot firefighter multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
dull forum
  01/26/16
...
dull forum
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
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You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
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  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Diverse Dragon Native
  01/26/16
...
Mind-boggling nowag
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Ruby black woman area
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Histrionic gunner
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
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  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Diverse Dragon Native
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Bateful address
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
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...
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Demanding liquid oxygen dilemma
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  03/28/16
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  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
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...
Bateful address
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Marvelous hall coldplay fan
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Demanding liquid oxygen dilemma
  01/26/16
...
stirring ocher azn
  10/24/16
...
Histrionic gunner
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Hyperactive Legal Warrant
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
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...
Carnelian bawdyhouse factory reset button
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*applause*
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...
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...
shivering mischievous point double fault
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...
Histrionic gunner
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Twinkling spectacular range boltzmann
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Histrionic gunner
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Bateful address
  01/26/16
...
Twinkling spectacular range boltzmann
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
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Impertinent Cracking Legend
  01/26/16
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razzle-dazzle quadroon market
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Comical State
  01/26/16
Describe
Twinkling spectacular range boltzmann
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Comical State
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Twinkling spectacular range boltzmann
  01/26/16
...
Histrionic gunner
  01/26/16
...
razzle-dazzle quadroon market
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Bateful address
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Comical State
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
plum institution gay wizard
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Comical State
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Massive masturbator roommate
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
brindle site
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Comical State
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
pearl crackhouse weed whacker
  01/26/16
Fuck
Massive masturbator roommate
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
aggressive codepig stage
  01/26/16
cq's!
Swashbuckling fishy station halford
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Comical State
  01/26/16
...
deep violent theater stage hunting ground
  03/19/20
...
Carnelian bawdyhouse factory reset button
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Embarrassed To The Bone Temple People Who Are Hurt
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Marvelous hall coldplay fan
  01/26/16
except for your autism
white faggot firefighter multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
...
Bateful address
  01/26/16
...
Wonderful toilet seat yarmulke
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Marvelous hall coldplay fan
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
razzle-dazzle quadroon market
  01/26/16
...
brindle site
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Marvelous hall coldplay fan
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Diverse Dragon Native
  01/26/16
...
Mind-boggling nowag
  01/26/16
...
Glassy office striped hyena
  01/23/17
...
Carnelian bawdyhouse factory reset button
  03/15/17
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Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
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Obeezy’s recent past*
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Bateful address

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Author: Bateful address

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fishy station halford

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Histrionic gunner

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Author: House-broken Foreskin Hissy Fit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: odious insane house

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: odious insane house

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle quadroon market

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

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So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Bateful address

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Nudist parlor therapy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679796)



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Author: heady principal's office crotch

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Author: Swollen pit

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Author: Bateful address

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: pearl crackhouse weed whacker

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Author: Chestnut theatre

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Author: Glassy office striped hyena

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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Swashbuckling fishy station halford

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Author: Comical State

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Author: Offensive Naked Pocket Flask Fortuitous Meteor

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Author: Rusted Lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Curious lemon box office

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: salmon underhanded international law enforcement agency

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: bossy stage mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: zippy maize volcanic crater university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Wonderful toilet seat yarmulke

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: fantasy-prone free-loading school degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: hideous base blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: floppy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: chocolate titillating digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: rose elite associate

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: buff antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: white faggot firefighter multi-billionaire

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Stimulating Violent Wrinkle

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Well-lubricated honey-headed dopamine

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Sick preventive strike internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: garnet vibrant pistol patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: appetizing feces scourge upon the earth

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fishy station halford

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: appetizing feces scourge upon the earth

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fishy station halford

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: appetizing feces scourge upon the earth

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Bateful address

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fishy station halford

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Bateful address

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Marvelous hall coldplay fan

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fishy station halford

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: appetizing feces scourge upon the earth

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle quadroon market

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: appetizing feces scourge upon the earth

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle quadroon market

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: appetizing feces scourge upon the earth

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Sick preventive strike internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: idiotic rigpig regret

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Dark cruise ship background story

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Pungent aromatic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Bateful address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: deep violent theater stage hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: shivering mischievous point double fault

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Wonderful toilet seat yarmulke

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fishy station halford

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Grizzly Clown

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fishy station halford

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Hyperactive Legal Warrant

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: appetizing feces scourge upon the earth

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle quadroon market

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fishy station halford

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Bateful address

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: up-to-no-good giraffe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: appetizing feces scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fishy station halford

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: appetizing feces scourge upon the earth

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Ruby black woman area

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible ebony plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Transparent vivacious idea he suggested becky

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Transparent vivacious idea he suggested becky

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: appetizing feces scourge upon the earth

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Transparent vivacious idea he suggested becky

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fishy station halford

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Transparent vivacious idea he suggested becky

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fishy station halford

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Transparent vivacious idea he suggested becky

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Bateful address

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: appetizing feces scourge upon the earth

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fishy station halford

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: appetizing feces scourge upon the earth

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Walnut Locus

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Bateful address

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: plum institution gay wizard

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Bateful address

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fishy station halford

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Histrionic gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible ebony plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Thriller indian lodge

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: appetizing feces scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Impertinent Cracking Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: pearl crackhouse weed whacker

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: idiotic rigpig regret

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Olive locale

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: bonkers ladyboy

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Bateful address

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: shivering mischievous point double fault

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: fear-inspiring sex offender meetinghouse

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Excitant hospital affirmative action

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: aphrodisiac pink twinkling uncleanness lodge

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: pontificating crusty brunch

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: deep violent theater stage hunting ground

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: trip stead ape

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Orange hell philosopher-king

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: appetizing feces scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: jade business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: aggressive codepig stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Twinkling spectacular range boltzmann

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Impertinent Cracking Legend

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Twinkling spectacular range boltzmann

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Impertinent Cracking Legend

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Glassy office striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Glassy office striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Twinkling spectacular range boltzmann

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: white faggot firefighter multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: dull forum

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: dull forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: exciting windowlicker trump supporter

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: adulterous bearded mexican

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Diverse Dragon Native

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Ruby black woman area

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Histrionic gunner

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: plum institution gay wizard

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Diverse Dragon Native

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Bateful address

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: exciting windowlicker trump supporter

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: passionate ultramarine abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Thriller indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Demanding liquid oxygen dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Histrionic gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: jade business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: floppy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Tan nursing home puppy

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Bateful address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Marvelous hall coldplay fan

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Demanding liquid oxygen dilemma

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: stirring ocher azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Histrionic gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Hyperactive Legal Warrant

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Outnumbered boyish theater

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Carnelian bawdyhouse factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: adventurous incel athletic conference

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: chocolate titillating digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: shivering mischievous point double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Histrionic gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Twinkling spectacular range boltzmann

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Histrionic gunner

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Bateful address

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Twinkling spectacular range boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Twinkling spectacular range boltzmann

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Impertinent Cracking Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle quadroon market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Comical State

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Twinkling spectacular range boltzmann

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Comical State

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Twinkling spectacular range boltzmann

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Histrionic gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle quadroon market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Bateful address

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Comical State

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: plum institution gay wizard

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Comical State

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Massive masturbator roommate

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: brindle site

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Comical State

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: pearl crackhouse weed whacker

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Massive masturbator roommate

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: aggressive codepig stage

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fishy station halford

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Comical State

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: deep violent theater stage hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Carnelian bawdyhouse factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Temple People Who Are Hurt

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Marvelous hall coldplay fan

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: white faggot firefighter multi-billionaire

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Bateful address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Wonderful toilet seat yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Marvelous hall coldplay fan

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle quadroon market

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: brindle site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Marvelous hall coldplay fan

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Diverse Dragon Native

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Glassy office striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Carnelian bawdyhouse factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: adulterous bearded mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Twinkling spectacular range boltzmann

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: stirring ocher azn

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: jade business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: fluffy stain senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Milky metal roast beef

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Comical State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Histrionic gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: plum institution gay wizard

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: indigo motley national gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Diverse Dragon Native

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Comical State

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Histrionic gunner

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Comical State

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Histrionic gunner

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Comical State

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: multi-colored gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Diverse Dragon Native

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Comical State

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Bateful address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: plum institution gay wizard

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Comical State

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: plum institution gay wizard

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Diverse Dragon Native

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: plum institution gay wizard

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Comical State

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Sepia Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon laser beams

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: lilac provocative casino

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Massive masturbator roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Demanding liquid oxygen dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle quadroon market

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: aggressive codepig stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nowag

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Racy depressive mediation

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  cyan dog poop deer antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: bearded space sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Massive masturbator roommate

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Comical State

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: pearl crackhouse weed whacker

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Comical State

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: pearl crackhouse weed whacker

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Comical State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Comical State

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: pearl crackhouse weed whacker

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Comical State

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: pearl crackhouse weed whacker

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Comical State

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: pearl crackhouse weed whacker

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Bateful address

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Histrionic gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Hyperactive Legal Warrant

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: brindle site

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: pearl crackhouse weed whacker

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: brindle site

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: pearl crackhouse weed whacker

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: brindle site

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: pearl crackhouse weed whacker

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: brindle site

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: pearl crackhouse weed whacker

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: avocado beady-eyed property

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: pearl crackhouse weed whacker

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: avocado beady-eyed property

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fishy station halford

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: pearl crackhouse weed whacker

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: brindle site

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: pearl crackhouse weed whacker

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Marvelous hall coldplay fan

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: pearl crackhouse weed whacker

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: brindle site

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: pearl crackhouse weed whacker

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fishy station halford

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Carmine Library French Chef

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: lilac provocative casino

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Well-lubricated honey-headed dopamine



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: shimmering mood place of business

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Sick preventive strike internal respiration

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Bateful address

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: aggressive codepig stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Offensive Naked Pocket Flask Fortuitous Meteor

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Greedy mad cow disease circlehead

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Sick preventive strike internal respiration

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Comical State

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Greedy mad cow disease circlehead

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Sepia Home

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Hyperactive Legal Warrant

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Histrionic gunner



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: appetizing feces scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: jade business firm

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Twisted parlour pervert



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Histrionic gunner



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Mewling mother

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Bateful address

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: trip stead ape



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Histrionic gunner



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: spruce headpube famous landscape painting

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Sick preventive strike internal respiration



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Bateful address



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Bateful address



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: plum institution gay wizard



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Flickering garrison selfie



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Diverse Dragon Native

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: trip stead ape



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Histrionic gunner



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Bateful address



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Sienna high-end shrine lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: plum institution gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: aggressive codepig stage

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Swashbuckling fishy station halford

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Bateful address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Greedy mad cow disease circlehead

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Twisted parlour pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Domesticated Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: aggressive codepig stage

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Bateful address

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Crawly Psychic Sneaky Criminal

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: shivering mischievous point double fault

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Bateful address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: spruce headpube famous landscape painting

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: lake school cafeteria

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Demanding liquid oxygen dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Bateful address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: plum institution gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Carnelian bawdyhouse factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Twisted parlour pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Blathering cuck tattoo

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: 

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: deep violent theater stage hunting ground

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  seedy rigor filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: jade business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Obsidian Prole

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: deep violent theater stage hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  saffron

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: indecent thirsty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: plum institution gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Massive masturbator roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: aggressive codepig stage

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: bossy stage mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  Goal In Life

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Bateful address

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  Goal In Life

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Domesticated Really Tough Guy

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Emerald awkward telephone

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: appetizing feces scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Massive masturbator roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Bateful address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: drab irate

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Bateful address

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Sinister hairraiser chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Massive masturbator roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Bateful address

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: aggressive codepig stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: lake school cafeteria

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Bateful address

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: aggressive codepig stage

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: crimson abnormal useless brakes

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: avocado beady-eyed property

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Filthy translucent

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Filthy translucent

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Diverse Dragon Native

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Filthy translucent

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Massive masturbator roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: bossy stage mental disorder

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Filthy translucent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Filthy translucent

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Bateful address

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: unhinged organic girlfriend

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Bateful address

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: aggressive codepig stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Fragrant community account

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Filthy translucent

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Demanding liquid oxygen dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Filthy translucent

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Filthy translucent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Sooty sexy private investor

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: 

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Sooty sexy private investor

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Sooty sexy private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: chrome macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: plum institution gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Diverse Dragon Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Diverse Dragon Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: plum institution gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: aggressive codepig stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Smoky water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: chocolate titillating digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Diverse Dragon Native

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: plum institution gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: trip stead ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: citrine dingle berry trust fund

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Anal Sound Barrier

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Bateful address



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Massive masturbator roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: trip stead ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#49548061)