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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
ivory kitty cat
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Purple laser beams
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Trip Flushed Pisswyrm Nursing Home
  01/26/16
jesus no...
laughsome cocky milk house
  10/24/16
...
Fuchsia Comical Theater Stage
  01/03/17
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Thriller Gold Marketing Idea Therapy
  02/20/18
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Mauve indian lodge background story
  06/03/19
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Trip Flushed Pisswyrm Nursing Home
  10/14/20
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Galvanic senate mexican
  01/25/16
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greedy free-loading native cumskin
  01/25/16
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marvelous international law enforcement agency corner
  01/25/16
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vengeful big twinkling uncleanness
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Amethyst swollen point deer antler
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marvelous international law enforcement agency corner
  01/25/16
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vengeful big twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
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stirring depressive black woman
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
honey-headed bateful circlehead
  01/25/16
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chest-beating genital piercing
  01/25/16
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silver godawful half-breed sanctuary
  01/25/16
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cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/25/16
...
Exhilarant Translucent Rigpig Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Hairraiser ruddy doctorate coldplay fan
  01/25/16
...
Appetizing Buff Mad-dog Skullcap Ceo
  01/25/16
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ivory kitty cat
  01/26/16
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tan gas station
  01/26/16
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Stimulating Death Wish
  01/26/16
...
Vibrant cuckoldry
  11/27/16
...
honey-headed bateful circlehead
  06/13/17
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Sapphire effete partner
  12/19/17
...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/24/18
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aquamarine multi-colored personal credit line
  06/10/24
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Purple laser beams
  01/26/16
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shaky saffron gaming laptop
  10/24/16
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Fuchsia Comical Theater Stage
  11/27/16
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honey-headed bateful circlehead
  01/23/17
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pink 180 spot
  03/15/17
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honey-headed bateful circlehead
  04/20/17
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honey-headed bateful circlehead
  02/20/18
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honey-headed bateful circlehead
  05/24/18
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olive toaster
  09/26/21
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Impressive National Security Agency
  03/12/22
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aquamarine multi-colored personal credit line
  05/15/22
...
aquamarine multi-colored personal credit line
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Green Hunting Ground
  01/25/16
Brutal
chest-beating genital piercing
  01/25/16
...
very tactful hell faggot firefighter
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Bonkers vivacious box office
  01/25/16
toxic
racy range macaca
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
charismatic abode selfie
  01/25/16
...
greedy free-loading native cumskin
  01/25/16
...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/25/16
...
milky medicated locus
  01/25/16
damnit
Useless boistinker
  01/25/16
...
marvelous international law enforcement agency corner
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/25/16
jfc
honey-headed bateful circlehead
  01/25/16
Cr edit
marvelous international law enforcement agency corner
  01/25/16
...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
honey-headed bateful circlehead
  01/25/16
Cr
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
excitant lodge
  01/25/16
hm
khaki love of her life police squad
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
excitant lodge
  01/25/16
wait
Topaz mental disorder
  01/25/16
...
Purple laser beams
  01/26/16
...
Motley Market Weed Whacker
  01/25/16
...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
charismatic abode selfie
  01/25/16
...
Diverse Misanthropic Hospital Windowlicker
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Green Hunting Ground
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
honey-headed bateful circlehead
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Green Hunting Ground
  01/25/16
...
Topaz mental disorder
  01/25/16
...
Sapphire effete partner
  01/25/16
...
startled address
  01/25/16
...
Useless boistinker
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
milky medicated locus
  01/25/16
...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Jet-lagged bright stead
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
irradiated sepia boltzmann skinny woman
  01/25/16
...
awkward federal church building
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
brindle school cafeteria
  01/25/16
...
Bonkers vivacious box office
  01/25/16
...
Exhilarant Translucent Rigpig Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
damn
excitant lodge
  01/25/16
...
bossy cream preventive strike
  01/25/16
...
Transparent titillating cruise ship multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
O LORD
passionate factory reset button haunted graveyard
  01/25/16
jfc
Curious set puppy
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Crawly plum university roommate
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Appetizing Buff Mad-dog Skullcap Ceo
  01/25/16
...
marvelous international law enforcement agency corner
  01/25/16
Lmao
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
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...
Smoky Arousing Gaping
  01/25/16
...
Purple laser beams
  01/26/16
...
bossy cream preventive strike
  01/26/16
...
Stimulating Death Wish
  01/26/16
...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  02/15/16
...
chocolate narrow-minded plaza
  07/08/17
...
floppy haunting location water buffalo
  07/08/17
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mildly autistic poppy knife
  07/08/17
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cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  10/27/17
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Talented copper locale hissy fit
  12/26/17
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cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
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cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
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concupiscible startling chapel coffee pot
  02/18/22
...
razzle-dazzle slate wagecucks
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Hairraiser ruddy doctorate coldplay fan
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Useless boistinker
  01/25/16
ouch
cracking casino place of business
  01/26/16
poison
blue demanding main people alpha
  01/26/16
...
boyish faggotry
  01/26/16
180
ivory kitty cat
  01/26/16
...
Topaz mental disorder
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Aphrodisiac psychic
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Pale New Version Orchestra Pit
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Purple laser beams
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
excitant lodge
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Provocative useless brakes
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Wine mood
  01/26/16
RIP brother
spectacular parlor
  09/27/16
...
razzle-dazzle slate wagecucks
  12/26/17
...
Stimulating Death Wish
  08/12/19
180
Trip Flushed Pisswyrm Nursing Home
  01/26/16
...
Stimulating Death Wish
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
high-end stock car striped hyena
  01/27/16
...
Sapphire effete partner
  01/27/16
...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Contagious step-uncle's house
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Contagious step-uncle's house
  02/02/16
...
sexy field
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
adventurous unholy public bath
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
exciting trust fund dopamine
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Embarrassed To The Bone Soul-stirring Site Prole
  02/24/16
18000000
opaque institution patrolman
  03/04/16
165
Lemon tripping library
  03/04/16
...
Mint Dragon
  05/19/16
chilling
lascivious elite whorehouse
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
ebony violent school dysfunction
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Navy feces
  01/03/17
oh my.
razzle mentally impaired ticket booth idea he suggested
  01/23/17
toxic
deranged base toilet seat
  03/13/17
...
pink 180 spot
  03/15/17
...
startled address
  04/02/17
...
odious primrose sweet tailpipe
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Sadistic cerebral home voyeur
  07/08/17
...
dashing indigo becky national
  10/27/17
mother of god
floppy haunting location water buffalo
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
slap-happy harsh gay wizard office
  10/27/17
JFC
Light keepsake machete fanboi
  10/27/17
...
Bull Headed Beady-eyed Nibblets Jap
  12/26/17
...
Shivering autistic property old irish cottage
  12/26/17
ouch
Electric house-broken cuck
  02/20/18
...
glassy antidepressant drug theater
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At-the-ready pit
  01/16/19
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aggressive sneaky criminal giraffe
  08/09/19
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olive toaster
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
seedy chartreuse scourge upon the earth menage
  07/28/25
...
Talking cyan space
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
razzmatazz lay crotch
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Swashbuckling Crackhouse Filthpig
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Exhilarant Translucent Rigpig Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
...
Appetizing Buff Mad-dog Skullcap Ceo
  01/25/16
...
Flesh fragrant indirect expression
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
chest-beating genital piercing
  01/25/16
toxic
excitant lodge
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
chest-beating genital piercing
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
excitant lodge
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
chest-beating genital piercing
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
excitant lodge
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Glittery dark french chef
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
excitant lodge
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
chest-beating genital piercing
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Jet-lagged bright stead
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
chest-beating genital piercing
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Jet-lagged bright stead
  01/25/16
TY bro
chest-beating genital piercing
  01/25/16
...
Appetizing Buff Mad-dog Skullcap Ceo
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
azure round eye
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
very tactful hell faggot firefighter
  10/27/17
...
Insanely creepy soggy internal respiration
  10/27/17
...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  05/24/18
...
razzle mentally impaired ticket booth idea he suggested
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Wonderful splenetic center
  10/27/17
credited advice
Electric house-broken cuck
  05/24/18
even more toxic
excitant lodge
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
bronze really tough guy
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
excitant lodge
  01/25/16
i lol'd
flickering tanning salon
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
chest-beating genital piercing
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Jet-lagged bright stead
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
excitant lodge
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/25/16
lol
vigorous state
  06/01/17
...
chest-beating genital piercing
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
excitant lodge
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
chest-beating genital piercing
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
ivory kitty cat
  01/26/16
...
razzle-dazzle slate wagecucks
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Crawly plum university roommate
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Crawly plum university roommate
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
chest-beating genital piercing
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Crawly plum university roommate
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
excitant lodge
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Crawly plum university roommate
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
excitant lodge
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Crawly plum university roommate
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
chest-beating genital piercing
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
excitant lodge
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
chest-beating genital piercing
  01/25/16
Lmao
unhinged trailer park yarmulke
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
honey-headed bateful circlehead
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/25/16
lmao true
excitant lodge
  01/25/16
...
Topaz mental disorder
  01/26/16
...
razzle-dazzle slate wagecucks
  12/26/17
Haha
geriatric lettuce
  03/19/20
...
chest-beating genital piercing
  01/25/16
...
milky medicated locus
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Aphrodisiac psychic
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
azure round eye
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Avocado pozpig karate
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
sienna area clown
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Wonderful splenetic center
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
spectacular parlor
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Aromatic impertinent principal's office
  06/03/19
oh no
Provocative useless brakes
  08/08/19
LOL
twinkling codepig
  03/16/20
JFC
razzle mentally impaired ticket booth idea he suggested
  03/19/20
Update?
concupiscible startling chapel coffee pot
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Stubborn Obsidian Persian
  01/25/16
...
chest-beating genital piercing
  01/25/16
...
Sapphire effete partner
  05/19/16
...
Motley Market Weed Whacker
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
vermilion ratface stage
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
milky medicated locus
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
vermilion ratface stage
  01/26/16
Cr
milky medicated locus
  01/26/16
...
Purple laser beams
  01/26/16
...
Purple laser beams
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
vermilion ratface stage
  01/26/16
...
razzmatazz lay crotch
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Lilac garrison
  01/26/16
...
Lilac garrison
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Galvanic senate mexican
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
chocolate narrow-minded plaza
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
mind-boggling lavender meetinghouse hairy legs
  01/26/16
...
bossy cream preventive strike
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
ivory kitty cat
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Topaz mental disorder
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
honey-headed bateful circlehead
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
mind-boggling lavender meetinghouse hairy legs
  01/26/16
Lmfao
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Galvanic senate mexican
  01/26/16
...
Dull Costumed Jew Newt
  01/16/19
...
geriatric lettuce
  03/16/20
...
Trip Flushed Pisswyrm Nursing Home
  01/26/16
...
Topaz mental disorder
  01/26/16
...
bossy cream preventive strike
  01/26/16
...
Sapphire effete partner
  03/28/16
...
aggressive sneaky criminal giraffe
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
french piazza
  01/26/16
...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Glittery dark french chef
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Trip Flushed Pisswyrm Nursing Home
  01/26/16
...
laughsome cocky milk house
  10/24/16
...
Topaz mental disorder
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
flickering tanning salon
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Heady balding station
  04/04/16
...
pink 180 spot
  03/15/17
*applause*
histrionic white parlour tank
  10/27/17
...
olive toaster
  09/26/21
...
Wonderful splenetic center
  01/26/16
...
Topaz mental disorder
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
vermilion ratface stage
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Topaz mental disorder
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/26/16
...
vermilion ratface stage
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
vermilion ratface stage
  01/26/16
...
milky medicated locus
  01/26/16
...
Jet-lagged bright stead
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Wine mood
  01/26/16
Describe
vermilion ratface stage
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Wine mood
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
vermilion ratface stage
  01/26/16
...
Topaz mental disorder
  01/26/16
...
Jet-lagged bright stead
  01/26/16
Please be flame
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Wine mood
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
honey-headed bateful circlehead
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Wine mood
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
dashing indigo becky national
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Stimulating Death Wish
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Wine mood
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Aphrodisiac psychic
  01/26/16
Fuck
dashing indigo becky national
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Motley Market Weed Whacker
  01/26/16
cq's!
excitant lodge
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Wine mood
  01/26/16
...
razzle mentally impaired ticket booth idea he suggested
  03/19/20
...
pink 180 spot
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Disturbing chrome candlestick maker heaven
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Glittery dark french chef
  01/26/16
except for your autism
razzmatazz lay crotch
  01/26/16
...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/26/16
...
Electric house-broken cuck
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Glittery dark french chef
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Jet-lagged bright stead
  01/26/16
...
Stimulating Death Wish
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Glittery dark french chef
  01/26/16
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underrated
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...
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Fuchsia Comical Theater Stage
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why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
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...
Topaz mental disorder
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jfc
honey-headed bateful circlehead
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...
supple stage
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lmao at the dog bit
mind-boggling lavender meetinghouse hairy legs
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Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Wine mood
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Topaz mental disorder
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Wine mood
  01/26/16
do u love it
Topaz mental disorder
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Wine mood
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...
self-absorbed trump supporter potus
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
mind-boggling lavender meetinghouse hairy legs
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My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Wine mood
  01/26/16
...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
honey-headed bateful circlehead
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Wine mood
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
honey-headed bateful circlehead
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
mind-boggling lavender meetinghouse hairy legs
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
honey-headed bateful circlehead
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Wine mood
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...
den messiness
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
ungodly reading party degenerate
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
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...
dashing indigo becky national
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Trip Flushed Pisswyrm Nursing Home
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*puts gun in mouth*
Jet-lagged bright stead
  01/26/16
...
Motley Market Weed Whacker
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
bossy cream preventive strike
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JFC
Snowy nudist electric furnace dilemma
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180
onyx angry rehab
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...
blathering filthy gunner pocket flask
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
dashing indigo becky national
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Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Wine mood
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...
ungodly reading party degenerate
  01/26/16
...
ungodly reading party degenerate
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Aphrodisiac psychic
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Wine mood
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Aphrodisiac psychic
  01/26/16
...
Wine mood
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Wine mood
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Aphrodisiac psychic
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Wine mood
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Aphrodisiac psychic
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Wine mood
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Aphrodisiac psychic
  01/26/16
180 twist
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
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...
Topaz mental disorder
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THIS
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...
Theatre
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Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Stimulating Death Wish
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Aphrodisiac psychic
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Stimulating Death Wish
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Aphrodisiac psychic
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Stimulating Death Wish
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Aphrodisiac psychic
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Stimulating Death Wish
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Aphrodisiac psychic
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
stirring depressive black woman
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Aphrodisiac psychic
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
stirring depressive black woman
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
excitant lodge
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Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Aphrodisiac psychic
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Stimulating Death Wish
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Aphrodisiac psychic
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Glittery dark french chef
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Aphrodisiac psychic
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Stimulating Death Wish
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Aphrodisiac psychic
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
excitant lodge
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Mad Cow Disease Temple
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Useless boistinker
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...
Exhilarant Translucent Rigpig Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
180
Drunken cuckold
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Appetizing Buff Mad-dog Skullcap Ceo
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/27/16
...
Motley Market Weed Whacker
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Contagious step-uncle's house
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
ultramarine fortuitous meteor
  05/19/16
repost please
Appetizing Buff Mad-dog Skullcap Ceo
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Wine mood
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
ultramarine fortuitous meteor
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
den messiness
  01/26/16
tyft brother
flickering tanning salon
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...
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...
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180.
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...
Theatre
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...
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...
Topaz mental disorder
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
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brave
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...
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Topaz mental disorder
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Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
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...
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cr
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...
honey-headed bateful circlehead
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Motley Market Weed Whacker
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
excitant lodge
  10/24/16
...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  10/24/16
i really like it here
ultramarine fortuitous meteor
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...
ebony violent school dysfunction
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...
mewling jewess
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Motley Market Weed Whacker
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
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In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
outnumbered azn stain
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... ...
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...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
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Lol
dingle berry
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Holy shit.
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...
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...
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...
honey-headed bateful circlehead
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...
pink 180 spot
  03/15/17
...
ebony violent school dysfunction
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Big-titted business firm
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Hall Private Investor
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
razzle mentally impaired ticket booth idea he suggested
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...
hot stag film friendly grandma
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...
Sapphire effete partner
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*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
forum
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razzle mentally impaired ticket booth idea he suggested
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where is corporate slave?
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honey-headed bateful circlehead
  09/25/17
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dashing indigo becky national
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Motley Market Weed Whacker
  10/27/17
...
Bull Headed Beady-eyed Nibblets Jap
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
chestnut shrine
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
chestnut shrine
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No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Crimson mother
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The signs were, sadly, all there
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...
tan gas station
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...
dashing indigo becky national
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
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...
Motley Market Weed Whacker
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
rambunctious well-lubricated idiot sex offender
  01/16/19
Jfc
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Motley Market Weed Whacker
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
kitchen pistol
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
stirring depressive black woman
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Doobsian Shitlib
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Doobsian Shitlib
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
mind-boggling lavender meetinghouse hairy legs
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Doobsian Shitlib
  01/17/19
...
dashing indigo becky national
  04/08/19
...
Naked Lake Juggernaut Bbw
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Bull Headed Beady-eyed Nibblets Jap
  04/09/19
...
Doobsian Shitlib
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Doobsian Shitlib
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Painfully Honest Organic Girlfriend
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
  06/03/19
...
Motley Market Weed Whacker
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
exciting trust fund dopamine
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Doobsian Shitlib
  06/03/19
...
Trip Flushed Pisswyrm Nursing Home
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Doobsian Shitlib
  08/08/19
...
Doobsian Shitlib
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Hyperactive Peach Sound Barrier
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
salmon ladyboy
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
Hyperactive Peach Sound Barrier
  08/12/19
...
Hyperactive Peach Sound Barrier
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fluffy quadroon
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honey-headed bateful circlehead
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mind-boggling lavender meetinghouse hairy legs
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honey-headed bateful circlehead
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Motley Market Weed Whacker
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...
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olive toaster
  10/11/21
bump
mind-boggling lavender meetinghouse hairy legs
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honey-headed bateful circlehead
  01/05/23
...
concupiscible startling chapel coffee pot
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
brilliant headpube
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Sick masturbator
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cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook
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dashing indigo becky national
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concupiscible startling chapel coffee pot
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Ozzie Canseco
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Kenneth Play
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Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Author: honey-headed bateful circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33119532)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: honey-headed bateful circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35445746)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: honey-headed bateful circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36120413)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: olive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Impressive National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: aquamarine multi-colored personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: aquamarine multi-colored personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Green Hunting Ground

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: chest-beating genital piercing

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: very tactful hell faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Bonkers vivacious box office

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: racy range macaca

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: charismatic abode selfie

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: greedy free-loading native cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: milky medicated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Useless boistinker

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: marvelous international law enforcement agency corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: honey-headed bateful circlehead

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: marvelous international law enforcement agency corner

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: honey-headed bateful circlehead

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: excitant lodge

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: khaki love of her life police squad

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: excitant lodge

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Topaz mental disorder

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Purple laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Motley Market Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: charismatic abode selfie

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Diverse Misanthropic Hospital Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Green Hunting Ground

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: honey-headed bateful circlehead

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Green Hunting Ground

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Topaz mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Sapphire effete partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: startled address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Useless boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: milky medicated locus

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Jet-lagged bright stead

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: irradiated sepia boltzmann skinny woman

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: awkward federal church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: brindle school cafeteria

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Bonkers vivacious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant Translucent Rigpig Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: excitant lodge

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: bossy cream preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Transparent titillating cruise ship multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: passionate factory reset button haunted graveyard

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Curious set puppy

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Crawly plum university roommate

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Appetizing Buff Mad-dog Skullcap Ceo

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: marvelous international law enforcement agency corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Smoky Arousing Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Purple laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: bossy cream preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Stimulating Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: chocolate narrow-minded plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: floppy haunting location water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: mildly autistic poppy knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Talented copper locale hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: concupiscible startling chapel coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slate wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Hairraiser ruddy doctorate coldplay fan

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Useless boistinker

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: cracking casino place of business

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: blue demanding main people alpha

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: boyish faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: ivory kitty cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Topaz mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac psychic

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Pale New Version Orchestra Pit

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Purple laser beams

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: excitant lodge

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Provocative useless brakes

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Wine mood

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: spectacular parlor

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slate wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Stimulating Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Trip Flushed Pisswyrm Nursing Home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Stimulating Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: high-end stock car striped hyena

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Sapphire effete partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Contagious step-uncle's house

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Contagious step-uncle's house

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: sexy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: adventurous unholy public bath

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: exciting trust fund dopamine

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Soul-stirring Site Prole

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: opaque institution patrolman

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Lemon tripping library

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Mint Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: lascivious elite whorehouse

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: ebony violent school dysfunction

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Navy feces

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: razzle mentally impaired ticket booth idea he suggested

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: deranged base toilet seat

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: pink 180 spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: startled address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: odious primrose sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Sadistic cerebral home voyeur

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: dashing indigo becky national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: floppy haunting location water buffalo

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: slap-happy harsh gay wizard office

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Light keepsake machete fanboi

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Bull Headed Beady-eyed Nibblets Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Shivering autistic property old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Electric house-broken cuck

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: glassy antidepressant drug theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: At-the-ready pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: aggressive sneaky criminal giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: olive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: seedy chartreuse scourge upon the earth menage

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Talking cyan space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz lay crotch

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Crackhouse Filthpig

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant Translucent Rigpig Bawdyhouse

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Appetizing Buff Mad-dog Skullcap Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Flesh fragrant indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: chest-beating genital piercing

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: excitant lodge

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: chest-beating genital piercing

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: excitant lodge

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: chest-beating genital piercing

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: excitant lodge

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Glittery dark french chef

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: excitant lodge

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: chest-beating genital piercing

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Jet-lagged bright stead

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: chest-beating genital piercing

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Jet-lagged bright stead

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: chest-beating genital piercing

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Appetizing Buff Mad-dog Skullcap Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: azure round eye

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: very tactful hell faggot firefighter

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Insanely creepy soggy internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: razzle mentally impaired ticket booth idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Wonderful splenetic center

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Electric house-broken cuck

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: excitant lodge

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: bronze really tough guy

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: excitant lodge

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: flickering tanning salon

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: chest-beating genital piercing

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Jet-lagged bright stead

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: excitant lodge

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: vigorous state

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: chest-beating genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: excitant lodge

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: chest-beating genital piercing

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: ivory kitty cat

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slate wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Crawly plum university roommate

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Crawly plum university roommate

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: chest-beating genital piercing

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Crawly plum university roommate

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: excitant lodge

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Crawly plum university roommate

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: excitant lodge

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Crawly plum university roommate

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: chest-beating genital piercing

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: excitant lodge

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: chest-beating genital piercing

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: unhinged trailer park yarmulke

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: honey-headed bateful circlehead

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: excitant lodge

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Topaz mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slate wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: geriatric lettuce

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: chest-beating genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: milky medicated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac psychic

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: azure round eye

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Avocado pozpig karate

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: sienna area clown

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Wonderful splenetic center

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: spectacular parlor

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Aromatic impertinent principal's office

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Provocative useless brakes

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: twinkling codepig

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: razzle mentally impaired ticket booth idea he suggested

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: concupiscible startling chapel coffee pot

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Stubborn Obsidian Persian

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: chest-beating genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Sapphire effete partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Motley Market Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: vermilion ratface stage

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: milky medicated locus

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: vermilion ratface stage

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: milky medicated locus

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Purple laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Purple laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: vermilion ratface stage

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: razzmatazz lay crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Lilac garrison

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Lilac garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Galvanic senate mexican

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: chocolate narrow-minded plaza

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling lavender meetinghouse hairy legs

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: bossy cream preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: ivory kitty cat

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Topaz mental disorder

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: honey-headed bateful circlehead

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling lavender meetinghouse hairy legs

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Galvanic senate mexican

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Dull Costumed Jew Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: geriatric lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Trip Flushed Pisswyrm Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Topaz mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: bossy cream preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Sapphire effete partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: aggressive sneaky criminal giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: french piazza

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Glittery dark french chef

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Trip Flushed Pisswyrm Nursing Home

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: laughsome cocky milk house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Topaz mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: flickering tanning salon

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Heady balding station

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: pink 180 spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: histrionic white parlour tank

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: olive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Wonderful splenetic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Topaz mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: vermilion ratface stage

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Topaz mental disorder

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: vermilion ratface stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: vermilion ratface stage

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: milky medicated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Jet-lagged bright stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Wine mood

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: vermilion ratface stage

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Wine mood

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: vermilion ratface stage

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Topaz mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Jet-lagged bright stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Wine mood

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: honey-headed bateful circlehead

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Wine mood

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: dashing indigo becky national

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Stimulating Death Wish

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Wine mood

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac psychic

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: dashing indigo becky national

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Motley Market Weed Whacker

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: excitant lodge

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Wine mood

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: razzle mentally impaired ticket booth idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: pink 180 spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Disturbing chrome candlestick maker heaven

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Glittery dark french chef

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz lay crotch

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Electric house-broken cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Glittery dark french chef

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Jet-lagged bright stead

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Stimulating Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Glittery dark french chef

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling lavender meetinghouse hairy legs

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: bossy cream preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Purple laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: pink 180 spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: chocolate narrow-minded plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: vermilion ratface stage

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: laughsome cocky milk house

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Sapphire effete partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Fuchsia Comical Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Maroon crusty brunch

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Wine mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Topaz mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: honey-headed bateful circlehead

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: supple stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling lavender meetinghouse hairy legs

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Wine mood

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Topaz mental disorder

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Wine mood

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Topaz mental disorder

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Wine mood

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author:  self-absorbed trump supporter potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling lavender meetinghouse hairy legs

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Wine mood

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: honey-headed bateful circlehead

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Wine mood

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: honey-headed bateful circlehead

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling lavender meetinghouse hairy legs

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: honey-headed bateful circlehead

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Wine mood

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author:  den messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: ungodly reading party degenerate

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Useless boistinker

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: dashing indigo becky national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Trip Flushed Pisswyrm Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Jet-lagged bright stead

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Motley Market Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: bossy cream preventive strike

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Snowy nudist electric furnace dilemma

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: onyx angry rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: blathering filthy gunner pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: dashing indigo becky national

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Wine mood

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: ungodly reading party degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: ungodly reading party degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac psychic

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Wine mood

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac psychic

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Wine mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Wine mood

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac psychic

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Wine mood

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac psychic

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Wine mood

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac psychic

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Topaz mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: flickering tanning salon

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Stimulating Death Wish

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac psychic

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Stimulating Death Wish

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac psychic

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Stimulating Death Wish

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac psychic

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Stimulating Death Wish

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac psychic

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: stirring depressive black woman

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac psychic

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: stirring depressive black woman

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: excitant lodge

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac psychic

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Stimulating Death Wish

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac psychic

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Glittery dark french chef

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac psychic

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Stimulating Death Wish

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac psychic

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: excitant lodge

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  Mad Cow Disease Temple

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Useless boistinker

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant Translucent Rigpig Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Drunken cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Appetizing Buff Mad-dog Skullcap Ceo

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Motley Market Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Contagious step-uncle's house

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author:  ultramarine fortuitous meteor

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Appetizing Buff Mad-dog Skullcap Ceo

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Wine mood

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author:  ultramarine fortuitous meteor

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author:  den messiness

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: flickering tanning salon

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Topaz mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: chest-beating genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Sapphire effete partner

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: ebony violent school dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Topaz mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Spruce Bat-shit-crazy Affirmative Action

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: concupiscible startling chapel coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Topaz mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  dingle berry

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Appetizing Buff Mad-dog Skullcap Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: honey-headed bateful circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: startled address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling lavender meetinghouse hairy legs

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: concupiscible startling chapel coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Topaz mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Black pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: honey-headed bateful circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Motley Market Weed Whacker

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: excitant lodge

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author:  ultramarine fortuitous meteor

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: ebony violent school dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: mewling jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Motley Market Weed Whacker

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  outnumbered azn stain

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Wonderful splenetic center

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  dingle berry

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: rambunctious well-lubricated idiot sex offender

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Trip Flushed Pisswyrm Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: honey-headed bateful circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: pink 180 spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: ebony violent school dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Big-titted business firm

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  Hall Private Investor

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: razzle mentally impaired ticket booth idea he suggested

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  hot stag film friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Sapphire effete partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  forum

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: razzle mentally impaired ticket booth idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: rusted resort

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: pearly church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: honey-headed bateful circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: dashing indigo becky national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Motley Market Weed Whacker

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Bull Headed Beady-eyed Nibblets Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  chestnut shrine

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  chestnut shrine

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: mewling jewess

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: nubile dog poop

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: chest-beating genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: dashing indigo becky national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Crimson mother

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: tan gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: dashing indigo becky national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Motley Market Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: rambunctious well-lubricated idiot sex offender

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Motley Market Weed Whacker

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  kitchen pistol

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: stirring depressive black woman

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Doobsian Shitlib

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Doobsian Shitlib

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: mind-boggling lavender meetinghouse hairy legs

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Doobsian Shitlib

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: dashing indigo becky national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Naked Lake Juggernaut Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Bull Headed Beady-eyed Nibblets Jap

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Doobsian Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Doobsian Shitlib

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Organic Girlfriend

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Motley Market Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: exciting trust fund dopamine

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Doobsian Shitlib

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Trip Flushed Pisswyrm Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Doobsian Shitlib

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Doobsian Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Hyperactive Peach Sound Barrier

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  salmon ladyboy

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Hyperactive Peach Sound Barrier

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Hyperactive Peach Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  fluffy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: honey-headed bateful circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling lavender meetinghouse hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: mind-boggling lavender meetinghouse hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Amber corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: honey-headed bateful circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Motley Market Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: olive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling lavender meetinghouse hairy legs

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: honey-headed bateful circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: concupiscible startling chapel coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: brilliant headpube

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Sick masturbator

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: dashing indigo becky national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: concupiscible startling chapel coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#49548061)