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*sucks air through teeth as St Peter reads out post count *

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idiotic gay principal's office weed whacker
  10/22/15
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Bearded university ladyboy
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Aquamarine locus
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Sienna deep senate nibblets
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Razzle-dazzle Know-it-all Base Roommate
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Erotic antidepressant drug field
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anal canary mediation
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lol
Opaque angry personal credit line blood rage
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Medicated Vermilion Den Coldplay Fan
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St Peter: "And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym...
Mind-boggling stage
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slippery yarmulke chapel
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Razzle-dazzle Know-it-all Base Roommate
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idiotic gay principal's office weed whacker
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gaped potus pozpig
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Gold Rough-skinned Locale
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impertinent sanctuary wrinkle
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dashing clear gunner
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Excitant tan cuckoldry step-uncle's house
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sickened becky
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"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and fo...
Judgmental rigpig knife
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Mind-boggling stage
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180 to you
sickened becky
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lol
thirsty keepsake machete
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slippery yarmulke chapel
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Filthy Chartreuse School Cafeteria
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Razzle-dazzle Know-it-all Base Roommate
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Contagious pistol resort
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cerise odious lay scourge upon the earth
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gaped potus pozpig
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Self-absorbed heaven pervert
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Haunting aromatic liquid oxygen
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Juan Eighty
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Judgmental rigpig knife
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Aquamarine locus
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Judgmental rigpig knife
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vengeful people who are hurt
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Judgmental rigpig knife
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Judgmental rigpig knife
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Erotic antidepressant drug field
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Judgmental rigpig knife
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Indigo bateful partner water buffalo
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stimulating splenetic goyim international law enforcement agency
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Filthy Chartreuse School Cafeteria
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idiotic gay principal's office weed whacker
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hyperventilating deer antler business firm
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Naked striped hyena nursing home
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Juan Eighty
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impertinent sanctuary wrinkle
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:47 AM
Author: idiotic gay principal's office weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2]#29019760)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:48 AM
Author: Bearded university ladyboy

Rofl

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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:50 AM
Author: Aquamarine locus



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: Sienna deep senate nibblets



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:00 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Know-it-all Base Roommate



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: Erotic antidepressant drug field



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: anal canary mediation



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: Opaque angry personal credit line blood rage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2]#29020506)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: Medicated Vermilion Den Coldplay Fan

*glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of relief to see Jesus and Yann PUMPING iron and letting nebbish STIM twinks have it with HEAVENLY ropes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2]#29020507)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling stage

St Peter:

"And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym or otherwise exercised 5,531 times, and

*flips page*

5,525 of them were fully clothed."

*looks at you with raised eyebrows*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2]#29020553)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: slippery yarmulke chapel



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Know-it-all Base Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2]#29024335)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: idiotic gay principal's office weed whacker



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: gaped potus pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2]#39098217)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 8:36 AM
Author: Gold Rough-skinned Locale



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Date: May 1st, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: impertinent sanctuary wrinkle



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:16 AM
Author: dashing clear gunner



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:17 AM
Author: Excitant tan cuckoldry step-uncle's house



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:19 AM
Author: sickened becky



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: Judgmental rigpig knife

"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and forty-two posts here," St. Peter frowns.

You begin to sweat. "One hundred thousand was just an estimate," you stammer. "Regardless, what I meant to indicate was that I was part of the Work of the Greatbort which paved the way to rebuilding the world after the Event and showed us the path to the stars."

St. Peter half-nods, half-shakes his head. "But the rest of your time was spent on - am I reading this correctly - 'due diligence' and 'midget pornography'? Both of those activities were banned after the Event as being clear Contributors, were they not?"

He is remarkably well-informed on mundane affairs, you think to yourself. "If it helps," you mumble, "I wasn't very good at the due diligence."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2]#29020550)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Mind-boggling stage



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: sickened becky

180 to you

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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:22 AM
Author: thirsty keepsake machete

lol

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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:24 PM
Author: slippery yarmulke chapel



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 7:39 PM
Author: Filthy Chartreuse School Cafeteria



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Know-it-all Base Roommate



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Contagious pistol resort



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: cerise odious lay scourge upon the earth



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:46 PM
Author: gaped potus pozpig



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Self-absorbed heaven pervert



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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Haunting aromatic liquid oxygen



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Date: March 4th, 2026 4:55 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: charcoal fanboi round eye



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: Judgmental rigpig knife



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: Aquamarine locus



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: Judgmental rigpig knife



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: vengeful people who are hurt

Lol

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Date: October 27th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Judgmental rigpig knife



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Judgmental rigpig knife



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Nudist swashbuckling laser beams theater

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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: Erotic antidepressant drug field



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Judgmental rigpig knife



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:13 AM
Author: Indigo bateful partner water buffalo



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:19 AM
Author: stimulating splenetic goyim international law enforcement agency



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:20 AM
Author: Filthy Chartreuse School Cafeteria

"...and finally we have this blank bump 10 minutes before the motorvvehicle accident."

"That would be all."

"I haven't done any of your other monikers yet..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2]#30016885)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: idiotic gay principal's office weed whacker

"...and forty two."

You sigh, relieved.

"Well, that's not so bad, is it?"

You straighten your halo and make a start for the gates.

St. Peter unfurls another scroll

"Now, onto your second moniker."

Seinfield slap bass plays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2]#30016898)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Cobalt theater stage gaping



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Date: April 30th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: hyperventilating deer antler business firm



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:35 PM
Author: Naked striped hyena nursing home



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:45 PM
Author: Bistre Marvelous Parlor Tank

“Your poasting history is... checkered,” St. Peter opines.

“I understand you poast from Heaven, so I’m sure you can see my contributions brought joy to others,” you say with hope.

“Yes, I poasted on the business board as St. Peter, but on the law board I poast as a average man... Peterman.”

*gulps air*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2]#39098206)



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Date: January 4th, 2022 8:16 PM
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Date: March 4th, 2026 4:54 AM
Author: Juan Eighty

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Date: January 4th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: impertinent sanctuary wrinkle



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Date: July 17th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: impertinent sanctuary wrinkle



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: impertinent sanctuary wrinkle



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Date: March 4th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



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