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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
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https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
charismatic turdskin kitchen
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Here, the investors are like the eagle.
abusive round eye plaza
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(((crows)))
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
abusive round eye plaza
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
abusive round eye plaza
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God I fucking hate you
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
abusive round eye plaza
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Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
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I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
abusive round eye plaza
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You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
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Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
abusive round eye plaza
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Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
abusive round eye plaza
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Wow! Prophetic.
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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historically important thread
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: abusive round eye plaza

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: charismatic turdskin kitchen



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: exciting business firm

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: abusive round eye plaza

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: charismatic turdskin kitchen

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: abusive round eye plaza

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Slate cracking corner

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Abnormal dashing jew

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: at-the-ready abode



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: pale crackhouse



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Unhinged Contagious Brunch



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Adventurous Honey-headed Immigrant Hairy Legs



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Pea-brained jade tanning salon

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: marvelous school



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Excitant sadistic queen of the night



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: marvelous school



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: offensive telephone newt

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: at-the-ready abode



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: odious genital piercing



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: abusive round eye plaza

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: marvelous school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: zippy school cafeteria

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Elite garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: pale crackhouse



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Peach hell toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: abusive round eye plaza

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Peach hell toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: abusive round eye plaza

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: exciting business firm

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Peach hell toilet seat

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: abusive round eye plaza

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Peach hell toilet seat

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: abusive round eye plaza

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Peach hell toilet seat

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: abusive round eye plaza

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Peach hell toilet seat

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: abusive round eye plaza

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Peach hell toilet seat

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: abusive round eye plaza

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: abusive round eye plaza

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Splenetic aphrodisiac indian lodge kitty

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Splenetic aphrodisiac indian lodge kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Fishy Library

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: abusive round eye plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Black Cuckoldry

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Buff deer antler menage



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Mauve stimulating market

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: rambunctious awkward space famous landscape painting

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Spruce Legal Warrant Piazza



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Buff deer antler menage

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Razzle Silver Hospital Main People

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Pea-brained jade tanning salon

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Abnormal dashing jew

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Vivacious state jap

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Peach hell toilet seat



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: abusive round eye plaza

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Fishy Library

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Avocado area goal in life



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: abusive round eye plaza

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2]#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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