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Is your wife obese?

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Crimson Patrolman
  09/08/25
FUCK NO. She has put on ~10 lbs since I met her at the a...
heady azn
  09/08/25
Well done
Crimson Patrolman
  09/08/25
Yes. Gunner can confirm :(
thriller ape
  09/08/25
How obese? How do you deal with it?
Crimson Patrolman
  09/08/25
193 maybe? She’s 5’7” (my height)
thriller ape
  09/08/25
Didn't u use to say your wife is skinny and u tall
razzmatazz splenetic dilemma filthpig
  09/08/25
I lied. I’m a liar
thriller ape
  09/08/25
I remember being 5’7 in like 6th grade and I felt shor...
Grizzly galvanic halford
  09/08/25
How do you get hard for that?
Crimson Patrolman
  09/08/25
I don’t ususlly
thriller ape
  09/08/25
not at all
bateful meetinghouse newt
  09/08/25
Your wife is a disgusting desert sand rat who takes it in th...
Crimson Patrolman
  09/08/25
Lol
vivacious hyperactive yarmulke wagecucks
  09/09/25
nah that's why you marry asian pussy
aquamarine foreskin area
  09/08/25
Rail thin Russian athlete
sick free-loading kitchen police squad
  09/08/25
um does she have a sister or ideally a daughter?
Talking Death Wish
  09/08/25
What's his name?
bull headed corner
  09/08/25
I guess I didn't really expect the guys married to barnyard ...
Crimson Patrolman
  09/08/25
It's a reasonable point, but being obese is still shameful i...
house-broken windowlicker
  09/09/25
Morbidly. :( But she tolerates my cheatmoing, so I guess it ...
Ruddy Self-centered Giraffe National Security Agency
  09/08/25
Does she have a huge fuckin ass or is she fat from neck to a...
Crimson Patrolman
  09/08/25
It's pretty hard to be morbidly obese just because your ass ...
Ruddy Self-centered Giraffe National Security Agency
  09/09/25
How does that work out for you? Good solution?
Amber Passionate School Cafeteria Messiness
  09/09/25
I wouldn't go so far as to call it "good," but it'...
Ruddy Self-centered Giraffe National Security Agency
  09/09/25
How do you carry yourselves around the house such that your ...
titillating frum partner
  09/09/25
Kids don't know anything about it. I still get along with my...
Ruddy Self-centered Giraffe National Security Agency
  09/09/25
I worked with a guy in this situation but he was a homosexua...
Crimson Patrolman
  09/09/25
Yes she is fat
Vermilion Nibblets
  09/08/25
Chubby or big fatty? Like mumu fat? Is it all tits and gut...
Crimson Patrolman
  09/08/25
She wears a mumu because her body shape is so bad, she is sh...
Vermilion Nibblets
  09/09/25
Do you wash her with a garden hose?
Crimson Patrolman
  09/09/25
I don't interact with her when she is naked
Vermilion Nibblets
  09/09/25
Do you think she has a dildo?
Crimson Patrolman
  09/09/25
Unlikely, she is completely unsexual, like the ideal Victori...
Vermilion Nibblets
  09/09/25
Wow. How long and how many pounds ago did you last pound ou...
Crimson Patrolman
  09/09/25
When we conceived our child nearly three years ago
Vermilion Nibblets
  09/09/25
180
bull headed corner
  09/09/25
...
Vermilion Nibblets
  09/09/25
no. i didnt mind bigger chicks at all back in the day but...
Big-titted dull stock car goyim
  09/08/25
Sup. She's 5 foot 3 and 170-something. Life is hard.
Amber Passionate School Cafeteria Messiness
  09/09/25
Do you playfully squeeze her rolls when she's nude?
Crimson Patrolman
  09/09/25
180 I thought I was alone having a big lardass wife but I&rs...
thriller ape
  09/09/25
this thread is sad, i thought all XO poasters were 6'3 with ...
Irradiated Mad-dog Skullcap
  09/09/25
not as fat as she used to be but still fat
overrated avocado scourge upon the earth
  09/09/25
Do you grab her fat rolls when you give her the dick?
Crimson Patrolman
  09/09/25
i haven't given her the dick in years
overrated avocado scourge upon the earth
  09/09/25
Whoa. Where do you put your dick?
Crimson Patrolman
  09/09/25
my hand
overrated avocado scourge upon the earth
  09/09/25
We should do a go fund me so you can get a hooker
Crimson Patrolman
  09/09/25
180
bull headed corner
  09/09/25
93lb, adding half a stick of butter into her morning coffee ...
cyan domesticated people who are hurt state
  09/09/25
Tits?
Crimson Patrolman
  09/09/25
Nope
Maize arrogant public bath philosopher-king
  09/09/25
Because you don't have a wife, we've all seen your HOG
flickering water buffalo lodge
  09/09/25
...
Crimson Patrolman
  01/13/26
only in her mind
pontificating alpha associate
  01/13/26
underweight actually
Sepia charismatic sneaky criminal
  01/13/26
...
Nude Six Nine
  01/26/26
Kissless virgin here never been married or on a "date&q...
goy orbison
  01/26/26


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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Crimson Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246324)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: heady azn

FUCK NO.

She has put on ~10 lbs since I met her at the age of ~20.

I brought this up once, and it did not go well. But it seemed to have worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246333)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Crimson Patrolman

Well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246343)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: thriller ape

Yes. Gunner can confirm :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246348)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Crimson Patrolman

How obese? How do you deal with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246353)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: thriller ape

193 maybe? She’s 5’7” (my height)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246408)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz splenetic dilemma filthpig

Didn't u use to say your wife is skinny and u tall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246508)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: thriller ape

I lied. I’m a liar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246624)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Grizzly galvanic halford

I remember being 5’7 in like 6th grade and I felt short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246512)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Crimson Patrolman

How do you get hard for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246517)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: thriller ape

I don’t ususlly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246626)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: bateful meetinghouse newt

not at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246410)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Crimson Patrolman

Your wife is a disgusting desert sand rat who takes it in the ass from bbc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246516)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: vivacious hyperactive yarmulke wagecucks

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246797)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: aquamarine foreskin area

nah that's why you marry asian pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246423)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: sick free-loading kitchen police squad

Rail thin Russian athlete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246519)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: Talking Death Wish

um does she have a sister or ideally a daughter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246591)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: bull headed corner

What's his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246664)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Crimson Patrolman

I guess I didn't really expect the guys married to barnyard animals to admit to it...I refuse to believe every marriedmo here has a thin wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246619)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: house-broken windowlicker

It's a reasonable point, but being obese is still shameful in the UMC, so we'd expect it to be less prevalent than in the general population.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247879)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Ruddy Self-centered Giraffe National Security Agency

Morbidly. :( But she tolerates my cheatmoing, so I guess it works out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246622)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Crimson Patrolman

Does she have a huge fuckin ass or is she fat from neck to ankles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246628)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Ruddy Self-centered Giraffe National Security Agency

It's pretty hard to be morbidly obese just because your ass is big.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247065)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Amber Passionate School Cafeteria Messiness

How does that work out for you? Good solution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246967)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Ruddy Self-centered Giraffe National Security Agency

I wouldn't go so far as to call it "good," but it's better than divorce or celibacy, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247061)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: titillating frum partner

How do you carry yourselves around the house such that your kids don't turn out crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247064)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Ruddy Self-centered Giraffe National Security Agency

Kids don't know anything about it. I still get along with my wife and enjoy her company. I'm just not interested in having sex with a 50-year-old morbidly obese woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247067)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Crimson Patrolman

I worked with a guy in this situation but he was a homosexual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247811)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Vermilion Nibblets

Yes she is fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246660)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Crimson Patrolman

Chubby or big fatty? Like mumu fat? Is it all tits and gut or is her ass a compact car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246783)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Vermilion Nibblets

She wears a mumu because her body shape is so bad, she is shaped like the chernobyl elephant's foot. objectively speaking she could probably just wear properly fitted clothes, but she is too much of a slob to do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247092)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Crimson Patrolman

Do you wash her with a garden hose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247794)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Vermilion Nibblets

I don't interact with her when she is naked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247802)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Crimson Patrolman

Do you think she has a dildo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247806)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Vermilion Nibblets

Unlikely, she is completely unsexual, like the ideal Victorian woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247821)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Crimson Patrolman

Wow. How long and how many pounds ago did you last pound out her vagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247825)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Vermilion Nibblets

When we conceived our child nearly three years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247858)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: bull headed corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247914)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Vermilion Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247930)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Big-titted dull stock car goyim

no.

i didnt mind bigger chicks at all back in the day but you cant let you're actual wife get like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246669)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Amber Passionate School Cafeteria Messiness

Sup. She's 5 foot 3 and 170-something. Life is hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246968)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Crimson Patrolman

Do you playfully squeeze her rolls when she's nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247354)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: thriller ape

180 I thought I was alone having a big lardass wife but I’m not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49246977)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Irradiated Mad-dog Skullcap

this thread is sad, i thought all XO poasters were 6'3 with hawt model wives (from cebu)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247063)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: overrated avocado scourge upon the earth

not as fat as she used to be but still fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247069)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Crimson Patrolman

Do you grab her fat rolls when you give her the dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247181)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: overrated avocado scourge upon the earth

i haven't given her the dick in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247240)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:09 AM
Author: Crimson Patrolman

Whoa. Where do you put your dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247348)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: overrated avocado scourge upon the earth

my hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247361)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Crimson Patrolman

We should do a go fund me so you can get a hooker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247364)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: bull headed corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247918)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: cyan domesticated people who are hurt state

93lb, adding half a stick of butter into her morning coffee every day not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247187)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Crimson Patrolman

Tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247349)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Maize arrogant public bath philosopher-king

Nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247826)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: flickering water buffalo lodge

Because you don't have a wife, we've all seen your HOG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49247889)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Crimson Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49587504)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: pontificating alpha associate

only in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49587510)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Sepia charismatic sneaky criminal

underweight actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49587512)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: Nude Six Nine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49620778)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: goy orbison

Kissless virgin here never been married or on a "date"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2]#49620779)