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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| hilarious yarmulke love of her life | 12/16/25 |
| Histrionic topaz private investor | 12/16/25 |
| hilarious yarmulke love of her life | 12/16/25 |
| Histrionic topaz private investor | 12/16/25 |
| hilarious yarmulke love of her life | 12/16/25 |
| Soul-stirring Impressive Property Therapy | 12/20/25 |
| cracking greedy pervert gay wizard | 12/19/25 |
| lilac confused rigor corner | 12/20/25 |
| Electric judgmental turdskin pisswyrm | 12/19/25 |
| hilarious yarmulke love of her life | 12/20/25 |
| Electric judgmental turdskin pisswyrm | 12/20/25 |
| lilac confused rigor corner | 12/20/25 |
| Vigorous Keepsake Machete | 12/16/25 |
| lilac confused rigor corner | 12/20/25 |
| Vigorous Keepsake Machete | 12/22/25 |
| Hideous Locus Idiot | 12/16/25 |
| hilarious yarmulke love of her life | 12/16/25 |
| Hideous Locus Idiot | 12/16/25 |
| bateful heaven psychic | 12/16/25 |
| balding maniacal toilet seat | 12/19/25 |
| bateful heaven psychic | 12/19/25 |
| cocky multi-billionaire shrine | 12/20/25 |
| Concupiscible tripping antidepressant drug | 12/16/25 |
| razzle-dazzle point hissy fit | 12/16/25 |
| lilac confused rigor corner | 12/20/25 |
| coiffed thriller station goal in life | 12/20/25 |
| 180 police squad brunch | 12/16/25 |
| sooty parlor | 12/20/25 |
| 180 police squad brunch | 12/23/25 |
| Histrionic topaz private investor | 12/16/25 |
| lilac confused rigor corner | 12/20/25 |
| Excitant Smoky Ticket Booth | 12/21/25 |
| Histrionic topaz private investor | 12/16/25 |
| coiffed thriller station goal in life | 12/16/25 |
| 180 police squad brunch | 12/19/25 |
| coiffed thriller station goal in life | 12/19/25 |
| stirring effete international law enforcement agency | 12/19/25 |
| Stimulating Alcoholic Karate Lodge | 12/19/25 |
| hilarious yarmulke love of her life | 12/19/25 |
| flatulent curious prole | 12/19/25 |
| flatulent curious prole | 12/19/25 |
| blue boyish den messiness | 12/19/25 |
| Stimulating Alcoholic Karate Lodge | 12/19/25 |
| Bespoke Telephone Ape | 12/19/25 |
| Vigorous Keepsake Machete | 12/19/25 |
| Soul-stirring Impressive Property Therapy | 12/20/25 |
| trip stag film | 12/22/25 |
| misanthropic ratface | 12/19/25 |
| Vibrant crawly pocket flask sound barrier | 12/19/25 |
| contagious friendly grandma | 12/19/25 |
| coiffed thriller station goal in life | 12/19/25 |
| contagious friendly grandma | 12/19/25 |
| Hairraiser erotic doctorate field | 12/20/25 |
| honey-headed twisted address | 12/19/25 |
| alcoholic black kitty bawdyhouse | 12/19/25 |
| Hideous Locus Idiot | 12/19/25 |
| Supple Principal's Office | 12/20/25 |
| charismatic boltzmann native | 12/19/25 |
| balding maniacal toilet seat | 12/19/25 |
| learning disabled offensive house faggotry | 12/19/25 |
| Unhinged fat ankles base | 12/20/25 |
| Razzle range | 12/20/25 |
| coiffed thriller station goal in life | 12/20/25 |
| lilac confused rigor corner | 12/20/25 |
| Supple Principal's Office | 12/20/25 |
| Angry lascivious kitchen | 12/20/25 |
| swollen gas station | 12/20/25 |
| Vibrant crawly pocket flask sound barrier | 12/20/25 |
| Angry lascivious kitchen | 12/21/25 |
| flatulent curious prole | 12/20/25 |
| Excitant Smoky Ticket Booth | 12/20/25 |
| Electric judgmental turdskin pisswyrm | 12/21/25 |
| Excitant Smoky Ticket Booth | 12/22/25 |
| Electric judgmental turdskin pisswyrm | 12/23/25 |
| Excitant Smoky Ticket Booth | 12/23/25 |
| white bull headed chad | 12/22/25 |
| cocky multi-billionaire shrine | 12/22/25 |
| cocky multi-billionaire shrine | 12/23/25 |
| mind-boggling mother | 12/22/25 |
| trip stag film | 12/22/25 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: hilarious yarmulke love of her life 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Histrionic topaz private investor This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: hilarious yarmulke love of her life lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Histrionic topaz private investor My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: hilarious yarmulke love of her life You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Soul-stirring Impressive Property Therapy Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: cracking greedy pervert gay wizard It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: lilac confused rigor corner Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Electric judgmental turdskin pisswyrm You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: hilarious yarmulke love of her life brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Electric judgmental turdskin pisswyrm glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: lilac confused rigor corner You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Vigorous Keepsake Machete $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: lilac confused rigor corner Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Vigorous Keepsake Machete thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Hideous Locus Idiot 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: hilarious yarmulke love of her life ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Hideous Locus Idiot investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: bateful heaven psychic $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: balding maniacal toilet seat I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: bateful heaven psychic good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: cocky multi-billionaire shrine $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Concupiscible tripping antidepressant drug six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: razzle-dazzle point hissy fit 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: lilac confused rigor corner Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: coiffed thriller station goal in life what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: 180 police squad brunch 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: sooty parlor me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: 180 police squad brunch It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Histrionic topaz private investor 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: lilac confused rigor corner the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Excitant Smoky Ticket Booth Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Histrionic topaz private investor I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: coiffed thriller station goal in life mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: 180 police squad brunch In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: coiffed thriller station goal in life yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: stirring effete international law enforcement agency Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Stimulating Alcoholic Karate Lodge 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: hilarious yarmulke love of her life fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: flatulent curious prole A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: flatulent curious prole OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: blue boyish den messiness A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Stimulating Alcoholic Karate Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Bespoke Telephone Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Vigorous Keepsake Machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Soul-stirring Impressive Property Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: trip stag film Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: misanthropic ratface $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Vibrant crawly pocket flask sound barrier can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: contagious friendly grandma Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: coiffed thriller station goal in life nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: contagious friendly grandma Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Hairraiser erotic doctorate field You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: honey-headed twisted address Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: alcoholic black kitty bawdyhouse Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Hideous Locus Idiot damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Supple Principal's Office Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: charismatic boltzmann native Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: balding maniacal toilet seat 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: learning disabled offensive house faggotry Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Unhinged fat ankles base 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Razzle range 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: coiffed thriller station goal in life 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: lilac confused rigor corner Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Supple Principal's Office 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Angry lascivious kitchen literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: swollen gas station I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Vibrant crawly pocket flask sound barrier so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Angry lascivious kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: flatulent curious prole 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Excitant Smoky Ticket Booth Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Electric judgmental turdskin pisswyrm how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Excitant Smoky Ticket Booth I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Electric judgmental turdskin pisswyrm 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Excitant Smoky Ticket Booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: white bull headed chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: cocky multi-billionaire shrine Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: cocky multi-billionaire shrine $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: mind-boggling mother $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: trip stag film I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2]#49530537) |