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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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XO is incredible!
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Obsidian frisky masturbator

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: Talented theater stage boltzmann



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Obsidian frisky masturbator

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Godawful Drunken Base

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: at-the-ready persian



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Hideous tattoo



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Heady violent people who are hurt

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Obsidian frisky masturbator



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Hairraiser Public Bath Crotch

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Godawful Drunken Base

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Curious emerald idiot

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Obsidian frisky masturbator



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: yellow seedy trailer park



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: ocher love of her life stead

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Judgmental mauve sweet tailpipe

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: pungent corn cake french chef

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Obsidian frisky masturbator



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant station



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: pungent corn cake french chef

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Unholy haunting coldplay fan

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: 180 dingle berry



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: pungent corn cake french chef

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Obsidian frisky masturbator



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Obsidian frisky masturbator



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: citrine mind-boggling stain

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Obsidian frisky masturbator



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Crimson contagious toaster site



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: chrome racy resort

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: self-absorbed gas station

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2]#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: pungent corn cake french chef

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Obsidian frisky masturbator

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: pungent corn cake french chef

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Crimson contagious toaster site



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: chrome racy resort



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: 180 dingle berry

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2]#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: ocher love of her life stead

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: pungent corn cake french chef



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Coiffed chad quadroon

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Obsidian frisky masturbator



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Pink concupiscible generalized bond

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Obsidian frisky masturbator

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: sooty crackhouse roommate



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Obsidian frisky masturbator



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Obsidian frisky masturbator



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: electric casino

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2]#38508641)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: purple overrated pistol

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Obsidian frisky masturbator



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Obsidian frisky masturbator



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Obsidian frisky masturbator

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Bonkers Lavender Athletic Conference



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Obsidian frisky masturbator



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: bespoke thriller immigrant



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Obsidian frisky masturbator



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Obsidian frisky masturbator



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: ivory glittery feces

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Curious emerald idiot



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Territorial liquid oxygen



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Stirring school cafeteria background story

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Coiffed chad quadroon



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Obsidian frisky masturbator



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: yellow seedy trailer park



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Author: Obsidian frisky masturbator



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