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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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Bonkers private investor forum
  12/17/25
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Aphrodisiac gold center faggot firefighter
  12/17/25
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Cracking magical church pozpig
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
Bateful blue brethren hall
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
Bonkers private investor forum
  12/17/25
Boom
Vermilion Death Wish Ticket Booth
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
Bonkers private investor forum
  12/17/25
Aloha was a great iteration
Vermilion Death Wish Ticket Booth
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
Bonkers private investor forum
  12/17/25
It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/th...
Vermilion Death Wish Ticket Booth
  12/17/25
Incredible
Bonkers private investor forum
  12/17/25
boom lives
Big ruby personal credit line sandwich
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
Bonkers private investor forum
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
Bateful blue brethren hall
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Razzle rehab fanboi
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
Bonkers private investor forum
  12/17/25
Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman
Vermilion Death Wish Ticket Booth
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
Bonkers private investor forum
  12/17/25
wmtp
razzmatazz brass partner newt
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
Bonkers private investor forum
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Know-it-all electric furnace cuckoldry
  12/17/25
Strong contender
Bonkers private investor forum
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Know-it-all electric furnace cuckoldry
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
Bonkers private investor forum
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Know-it-all electric furnace cuckoldry
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Arousing slap-happy bawdyhouse volcanic crater
  12/17/25
...
Bonkers private investor forum
  12/17/25
evan39
slimy out-of-control business firm community account
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
Aphrodisiac gold center faggot firefighter
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Internet-worthy trailer park dog poop
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
Bonkers private investor forum
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Internet-worthy trailer park dog poop
  12/17/25
who are you
Big ruby personal credit line sandwich
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Internet-worthy trailer park dog poop
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
Big ruby personal credit line sandwich
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
slimy out-of-control business firm community account
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
doobsian hairy legs
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Internet-worthy trailer park dog poop
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
Bonkers private investor forum
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Internet-worthy trailer park dog poop
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
Bonkers private investor forum
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Internet-worthy trailer park dog poop
  12/18/25
whokobe
Big ruby personal credit line sandwich
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
Bonkers private investor forum
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Arousing slap-happy bawdyhouse volcanic crater
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
Bonkers private investor forum
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Arousing slap-happy bawdyhouse volcanic crater
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
apoplectic razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth chad
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
Big ruby personal credit line sandwich
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
apoplectic razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth chad
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
Big ruby personal credit line sandwich
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
apoplectic razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth chad
  12/17/25
Who is IH
Bonkers private investor forum
  12/17/25
(n00b)
apoplectic razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth chad
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
180 black theatre crotch
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
Bonkers private investor forum
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Buck-toothed Famous Landscape Painting Lay
  12/18/25
Stfu
Bonkers private investor forum
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Vivacious multi-billionaire
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
hilarious pearly boistinker
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
effete principal's office legend
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
Bonkers private investor forum
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Impertinent university queen of the night
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
Bonkers private investor forum
  12/18/25
Thanks.
180 black theatre crotch
  12/18/25
Boom
Marvelous Turdskin Gas Station
  12/18/25
whokebe
Shivering range idea he suggested
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Bonkers private investor forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac gold center faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Cracking magical church pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Bateful blue brethren hall

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Bonkers private investor forum

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Vermilion Death Wish Ticket Booth

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Bonkers private investor forum

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Vermilion Death Wish Ticket Booth

Aloha was a great iteration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Bonkers private investor forum

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Vermilion Death Wish Ticket Booth

It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3817030&mc=3&forum_id=2

Boom moved to Hawaii and boomesque jinxs ensued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Bonkers private investor forum

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Big ruby personal credit line sandwich

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Bonkers private investor forum

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Bateful blue brethren hall

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Razzle rehab fanboi

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Bonkers private investor forum

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Vermilion Death Wish Ticket Booth

Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Bonkers private investor forum

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz brass partner newt

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Bonkers private investor forum

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Know-it-all electric furnace cuckoldry

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Bonkers private investor forum

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Know-it-all electric furnace cuckoldry

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Bonkers private investor forum

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Know-it-all electric furnace cuckoldry

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Arousing slap-happy bawdyhouse volcanic crater

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Bonkers private investor forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: slimy out-of-control business firm community account

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac gold center faggot firefighter

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Internet-worthy trailer park dog poop

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Bonkers private investor forum

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Internet-worthy trailer park dog poop

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Big ruby personal credit line sandwich

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Internet-worthy trailer park dog poop

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Big ruby personal credit line sandwich

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: slimy out-of-control business firm community account

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: doobsian hairy legs

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Internet-worthy trailer park dog poop

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Bonkers private investor forum

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Internet-worthy trailer park dog poop

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Bonkers private investor forum

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Internet-worthy trailer park dog poop

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Big ruby personal credit line sandwich

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Bonkers private investor forum

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Arousing slap-happy bawdyhouse volcanic crater

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Bonkers private investor forum

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Arousing slap-happy bawdyhouse volcanic crater

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: apoplectic razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth chad

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Big ruby personal credit line sandwich

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: apoplectic razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth chad

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Big ruby personal credit line sandwich

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: apoplectic razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth chad

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Bonkers private investor forum

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: apoplectic razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth chad

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: 180 black theatre crotch

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Bonkers private investor forum

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Famous Landscape Painting Lay

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Bonkers private investor forum

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Vivacious multi-billionaire

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: hilarious pearly boistinker

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: effete principal's office legend

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Bonkers private investor forum

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Impertinent university queen of the night

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Bonkers private investor forum

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: 180 black theatre crotch

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Marvelous Turdskin Gas Station

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Shivering range idea he suggested

whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2]#49519546)