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My wife accuses me of having an affair daily
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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Irradiated olive ratface I brought a coffee cup in my car from the work break room and there was lipstick on the lid. I forgot about it in the back of my car. This is used as proof I'm having an engaged and drawn out affair. I literally was just trying to keep my coffee warm and the lipstick would not come off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49952537) |
Date: June 20th, 2026 10:55 PM Author: irate hyperventilating hall this is the only way women stay infatuated with you on even a semi-long term basis tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49952602) |
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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:56 PM Author: boyish office old irish cottage wow you guys are really retarded even for nihilistic jewish death cultists running a pedo murderhole why don't you go rape your sister some more and get back to me about what you feel about women |
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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:58 PM Author: very tactful legal warrant space maybe this is why she's having so much sex with you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49952609) |
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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:29 PM Author: dull bawdyhouse This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49952701) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:37 AM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49975490) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:54 AM Author: Irradiated olive ratface She thinks her looks are dropping off and my sex drive normalization is rejected for I'm getting sex from somewhere else (I'm not). But it's not normal sex like at home and I'm tired, it's fuck me in the car on the side of the road or you're having an affair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49952778) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 1:02 AM Author: insanely creepy area newt lmao you've gotta channel this into her being depraved in ways you appreciate, and withhold attention, affection, approval when she does things you don't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49952789) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 1:29 AM Author: Irradiated olive ratface Yeah it's exploitable but I don't have the wherewithal. She tells me to alpha dog her but fuck me so much work. She blows me at will. That said, I've honestly never once cheated so it drives me nuts. I found a place to take a polygraph test. $1500, but I'd pay it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49952814) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:06 AM Author: very tactful legal warrant space bro come on, you just need to order her around and keep her mind occupied. make up jobs for her if you need to, designed to cater to you whims (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49953021) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:42 AM Author: Irradiated olive ratface I think cr. But I hate doing that shit. I just want to be left alone. She wants me to dad her around. I don't want to. It's exhausting. I've gotten really brutal in bed and she just takes it. Slap her, call her names, pin her down...she loves it. That's kind of hot actually...but at a price. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49953186) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:48 PM Author: very tactful legal warrant space heavy is the head that wears the crown, my brother. it's a gift. if you are overextended and low energy, consider what is needed: perhaps more sleep, a short vacation either solo or with bros, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49953300) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:50 PM Author: Irradiated olive ratface I sleep 4.5 hours a night, zero contact with friends. I haven't been actually alone in a decade. But clearly I have time for an affair. God that sounds exhausting. I want fewer women in my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49953307) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:56 PM Author: very tactful legal warrant space uh yeah that does sound exhausting. 4.5 hours/night is not enough. if you work biglaw, i will note that inhouse is way, way more chill and sleep is possible. it sounded like you did a lot for your daughters' activities - gymnastics maybe. not sure what to say about having zero contact with friends - it gets harder to make friends at our age - but it's tough being totally isolated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49953325) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM Author: insanely creepy area newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49955040) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:12 AM Author: Charismatic orchestra pit JFC and you're complaining about this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49952942) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:51 PM Author: Irradiated olive ratface Turn a woman down for a bj because it's a very poor timing and watch how they react. It's not pretty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49953309) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:46 AM Author: Charismatic orchestra pit go on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49960541) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: Medicated forum dingle berry to a women, being turned down for sex in any way shape or form is an absolutely catastrophic, apocalyptic event. an ontological erasure. expect an extreme reaction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49960551) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 4:53 PM Author: Charismatic orchestra pit I can't wait. Yet will have to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49961178) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:36 AM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49975478) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:36 AM Author: ...,....,,........ titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49975476) |
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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:00 PM Author: talented public bath What would she do to you if she found out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49952615) |
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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:46 PM Author: Irradiated olive ratface No, there is nothing to find out. It's beyond annoying that she says shit like I'd still love you if you confessed but I've never touched another chick since 1999. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49952720) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:39 AM Author: Charismatic orchestra pit tell her that she needs to put out more, particularly kinky stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49952955) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 5:35 AM Author: swashbuckling senate clown Stop fucking her completely
run flame that uve been cracking side chick all week or something, run flame on her
Say she cant get fucked again till she catches u with "side chick", let her have ur phone w 0 messages on it, make up stories about fucking side chick under your bed during the night/in your kids bedroom during the day etc, start leaving "evidence" behind like little notes written on restaurant tissue, hickeys
Tell her ur tapped out from fucking side chick and ur refactory period is like 2+ days now etc, ask chatgpt to print fake receipts for panties & stuff and leave them in the trash. Get really into it |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:29 AM Author: Sienna Dragon Range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49952952) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:08 AM Author: fantasy-prone lodge headpube Middle aged SAHM with kids now in school all day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49953025) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:38 AM Author: Irradiated olive ratface She's going back to work this year. She need two years for her pension to fully vest. Her retirement looks pretty nice. She's so cute and pretty with the sweetest voice...but also screams at me and tells me I ruined her life. I was never really hers and I e been living a lie etc. she's fucking nuts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49953173) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:50 AM Author: fantasy-prone lodge headpube good
she's Bored. period. that's the problem. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49975551) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:11 AM Author: up-to-no-good tanning salon fortuitous meteor might as well have an affair then, why endure the torment of infidelity accusations if there's no infidelity for you to enjoy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49953030) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:35 AM Author: Irradiated olive ratface I told her this before. She just cried. There is an intern that worked for me 10 years ago that she is certain I was fucking. I did not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49953168) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:29 AM Author: contagious spot She's cheating. This is all guilt and projection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49953159) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:36 AM Author: Irradiated olive ratface I wish. I tried this tract and she said oh that would just be perfect for you. No idea what that means but I'm relatively sure she's not cheating on me. I could be wrong but I don't think so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49953169) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:38 AM Author: appetizing boiling water 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49953172) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:39 AM Author: Irradiated olive ratface Fuck dude...I could use the help (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49953175) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:42 AM Author: appetizing boiling water I'm down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49953190) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:43 AM Author: Irradiated olive ratface Good luck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49953194) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 4:05 PM Author: very tactful legal warrant space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49953620) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49975552) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 2:20 PM Author: irate hyperventilating hall 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49953469) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 2:24 PM Author: sick embarrassed to the bone pit voyeur ... but I only do it about once a month! *laugh track* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49953475) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:50 PM Author: Hairraiser Henna Piazza Toilet Seat FML just saw this going to KMS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49953894) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM Author: insanely creepy area newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49955043) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:49 PM Author: Hairraiser Henna Piazza Toilet Seat you should be having affairs monthly not daily (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49953892) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:51 PM Author: sick embarrassed to the bone pit voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49953897) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM Author: insanely creepy area newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49955044) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49975553) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 7:56 PM Author: Vigorous disrespectful death wish You find this hot and you know it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49954025) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 10:52 PM Author: very tactful legal warrant space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49959861) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:20 PM Author: Bossy stage thoughts and prayers bro
also ttiwwop |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 9:15 AM Author: cowardly laughsome volcanic crater hospital turn her into your cuckquean (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49955079) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 9:36 AM Author: arousing anal international law enforcement agency She's waiting for you to make the insinuation sexual and to play into it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49955102) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 11:38 AM Author: Medicated forum dingle berry women are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49955393) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:40 PM Author: Irradiated olive ratface Oh yeah, I'm a total retard with any secrets, I never save phone numbers and I can barely keep track of what day it is...but on this one particular issue I'm like 007 super spy level. That would be odd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49959010) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:33 AM Author: Medicated forum dingle berry I am on your side "comes home with a lipstick stained mug" is going to raise questins with pretty much any wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49960519) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:47 AM Author: gibberish (?) Yeah that one is fair. But if it was an actual affair I'd have had a much better story. She gets new boobs on Thursday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49975398) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:48 AM Author: total lawyer genocide (🧐) U need to look her in the face and tell her straight: "look, you're going to Die. We're all going to Die. Get over it." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49975401) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:51 AM Author: gibberish (?) YOLO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49975410) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 12:01 PM Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.................... Before we were married my wife came over to my apartment one night and there were two wine glasses on my coffee table and she accused me of cheating. In reality I was just a bachelor who used to drink a lot and didn’t clean up after myself and one glass was from the night before and the other was from the night before that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49975563) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 12:03 PM Author: gibberish (?) Now imagine you've been married 20 years and that still happens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49975566) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 5:06 PM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2]#49975938) |