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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Cerebral House Macaca
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Crimson Useless Knife
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
internet-worthy roommate
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Exhilarant laser beams
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Lascivious school
  08/30/25
...
Chocolate generalized bond haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
, he lisped
thirsty insanely creepy dopamine
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
thriller adulterous theatre circlehead
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Cerebral House Macaca
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
thriller adulterous theatre circlehead
  08/31/25
...
razzle-dazzle claret theater stage
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
internet-worthy roommate
  08/31/25
delusional take
razzle-dazzle claret theater stage
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
internet-worthy roommate
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Up-to-no-good spot hissy fit
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
internet-worthy roommate
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Odious Office
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
internet-worthy roommate
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Cerebral House Macaca
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
internet-worthy roommate
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Cerebral House Macaca
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Odious Office
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
internet-worthy roommate
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
internet-worthy roommate
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
internet-worthy roommate
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Odious Office
  09/05/25
...
internet-worthy roommate
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Rose abnormal casino
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Odious Office
  09/05/25
...
internet-worthy roommate
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
internet-worthy roommate
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Odious Office
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Cerebral House Macaca
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
charismatic soggy twinkling uncleanness
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
internet-worthy roommate
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
charismatic soggy twinkling uncleanness
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
internet-worthy roommate
  09/05/25
Kenny
Odious Office
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Cerebral House Macaca
  09/06/25
...
Arousing brilliant rehab persian
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
internet-worthy roommate
  09/06/25
...
Arousing brilliant rehab persian
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Cerebral House Macaca
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
internet-worthy roommate
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
concupiscible deer antler boiling water
  09/07/25
Explain
Cerebral House Macaca
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Hyperventilating vigorous kitchen fortuitous meteor
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Cerebral House Macaca
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
internet-worthy roommate
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Cerebral House Macaca
  09/07/25
...
Up-to-no-good spot hissy fit
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
internet-worthy roommate
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
internet-worthy roommate
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
internet-worthy roommate
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
internet-worthy roommate
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
internet-worthy roommate
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
internet-worthy roommate
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
internet-worthy roommate
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Odious Office
  01/18/26
...
internet-worthy roommate
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
saffron half-breed personal credit line
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
internet-worthy roommate
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/30/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Cerebral House Macaca

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Crimson Useless Knife

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant laser beams

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Lascivious school

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Chocolate generalized bond haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: thirsty insanely creepy dopamine

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: thriller adulterous theatre circlehead

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Cerebral House Macaca

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: thriller adulterous theatre circlehead

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle claret theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle claret theater stage

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good spot hissy fit

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Odious Office

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Cerebral House Macaca

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Cerebral House Macaca

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Odious Office

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Odious Office

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: internet-worthy roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Rose abnormal casino

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Odious Office

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: internet-worthy roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Odious Office

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Cerebral House Macaca

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: charismatic soggy twinkling uncleanness

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: charismatic soggy twinkling uncleanness

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Odious Office

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Cerebral House Macaca

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Arousing brilliant rehab persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Arousing brilliant rehab persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Cerebral House Macaca

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: concupiscible deer antler boiling water

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Cerebral House Macaca

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Hyperventilating vigorous kitchen fortuitous meteor

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Cerebral House Macaca

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Cerebral House Macaca

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good spot hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Odious Office

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: internet-worthy roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: saffron half-breed personal credit line

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: internet-worthy roommate

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
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we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49632584)