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The Beatles have 1 song with a billion steams. "The Neighbourhood" have 5
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:04 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea This is a mind-blowing statistic. Go out on the street probably 10 out of 10 strangers have heard of The Beatles. I don't think I've ever met one person who knew of The Neighbourhood. How is this possible? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958914) |
Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:05 PM Author: gaetan dugas never heard this song in my life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCdwKhTtNNw |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:08 PM Author: gaetan dugas also the more i listen to this the more it just sounds like a song you hear on repeat in a clothing store (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958922) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:14 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea Believe it or not their other tracks are even more boring. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958945) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:11 PM Author: Ape Arrogance ? everyone knows this song (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958931) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:12 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea Cr I have heard this song a million times but I have never heard of any of their other 4 billion stream bangers. I tried just now and it put me to sleep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958937) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:13 PM Author: Ape Arrogance yeah I don't recognize the titles. I wonder if their label does fake streams, some of them do. or if they're just on giant corporate playlists or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958939) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:14 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea It's definitely a Playlist thing. It's such boring non-music this has to be the stuff that plays at the dentist's office. No one has ever bought tickets to sit in the front row for this shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958944) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:15 PM Author: gaetan dugas never heard it in my life i was 100% checked out of society well before 13 years ago tbf |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:47 PM Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:. Heard this 1000 times, but not sure where and never heard the band or song name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49959031) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 9:18 PM Author: bloomington (🦬) Never heard this song before. Never even heard of this band.
It's incredibly bland. |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 9:21 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea Bow Tie thinks they're a huge deal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49959621) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 9:52 PM Author: bloomington (🦬) Bow Tie? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49959739) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:07 PM Author: Ape Arrogance the Beatles suck, only olds like the Beatles, they're still listening to CDs and the radio instead of streaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958920) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:11 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea I own a shitload of Beatles CDs and I wish I had more lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958932) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:12 PM Author: Ape Arrogance borinnnngggggg
before anyone comes at me, yes I agree they were influential and that they were creative AT THE TIME but their music is soOooOOOooooo boring by today's standards |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:13 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea False. Although I did feel the way you do through most of my 20s. As I got older I eventually came to like it somehow. I thought it was boring af when I was like 16 tho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958940) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 7:23 PM Author: goymaxxmirage when they did rock n roll they were good. Help is a good, if not great, album. a lot of their stuff is self-indulgent, sing songy crap... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49959089) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:26 AM Author: Candy Ride Go fuck yourself, kike. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49960510) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:14 PM Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions The Beatles are amazing but yeah I don't see how someone is just becoming aware that streaming #s are going to be dominated by the type of music younger people who do the most streaming listen to the most.
In other news, slop kids like have the most views on YouTube and dominate classic masterpiece films! |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:15 PM Author: Ape Arrogance *HATP dies of shock upon learning that Baby Shark was the first YouTube video to reach 10B streams* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958950) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:17 PM Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions Baby Shark doesn't have 5 good songs! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958952) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:18 PM Author: Ape Arrogance lmaooooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958956) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:22 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea I will give them 1 absolute banger but yeah they don't have 10 #1s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958968) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:17 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea This is like the time my late grandmother thought that Michael Keaton was the same person as Buster Keaton if he had somehow lived to 130 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958953) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:20 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea Just listened to this I rank it above The Neighbourhood but below The Beatles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958959) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:16 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea The oldest song in the top 20 all time on Spotify is Coldplay - Yellow (2000). Nearly all the rest are from 2010-present (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958951) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:21 PM Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions Millennials also predominantly stream and of course older songs that are enjoyed by people who stream are going to dominate the top all time because they've had a much longer time to rack up streams. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958963) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:23 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea This is actually not true re: accumulation, in fact most of the biggest streamed songs are in the last 10 years fam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958970) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:24 PM Author: Ape Arrogance how is that mutually exclusive with what he said? (other than "dominate", but the part about millennials is only mutually exclusive if you don't think millennials listen to newer music too) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958975) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:26 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea He said older songs will dominate the top 10 but it's actually almost entirely newer songs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958978) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:27 PM Author: Ape Arrogance yeah I edited, the "dominate" claim was incorrect sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958980) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:26 PM Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions Baby Shark never founded a F500 company! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958979) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:27 PM Author: Ape Arrogance !! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958981) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:29 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea With 17 billion streams they're probably feeding a small army in Korea where it was made. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958985) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:26 PM Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions Because younger people listen to more music dude.
Zoomer shit is going to eclipse millennial shit over time, millennials just had a head start. And then, if streaming remains dominant, gen alpha music, and so on.
This is all self-evident and obvious. Why, what's your theory on why The Beatles don't have more streams? |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:27 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea My theory is that streams aren't the metric for cultural dominance. I think the shopping mall playlist effect can boost your numbers a lot without much cultural penetration. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958982) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:32 PM Author: Ape Arrogance corpo playlists and streaming demographics are both factors, also wasn't your initial claim that it's mindblowing or some shit like that? we are saying it isn't surprising (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958989) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:33 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea I think it's surprising in the digital age that you can get so famous from making background music. I blame The xx - Intro for inventing the Spotifycore genre. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958991) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:34 PM Author: Ape Arrogance wdym "famous"? you just said that streaming #s != cultural PENETRATION
and that XX song is great 😡 |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:34 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea Cr to all the above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958996) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:36 PM Author: Ape Arrogance https://media.tenor.com/L71AdDBs0lAAAAAd/goal-post-moving.gif (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49959003) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:37 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea Report me to the RBI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49959005) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:46 PM Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions Nothing in rules saying Baby Shark can't be a kicker in the NFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49959028) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:35 PM Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions Baby Shark will never win an Academy Award (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958998) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:37 PM Author: Ape Arrogance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49959006) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:34 PM Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions No one ITT, including you, said anything about cultural dominance. You made a thread about The Beatles having fewer 1m streamed songs than some other band. I gave you my theory why, and asked if you had an alternative theory. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49958997) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:36 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea I think it's dentist offices and shopping malls. I bet any random slice of the population can hum Hey Jude and Penny Lane and 99% don't know K Pop Demon Hunters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49959004) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:38 PM Author: Ape Arrogance "random slice of the population" - yes but our point is that streaming demographics AREN'T a random slice of the population (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49959007) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:39 PM Author: Ape Arrogance (and yeah even just within millennials and zoomers and gen alpha, Hey Jude probably has the edge [although for gen alpha I wouldn't be surprised if e.g. Golden wins]. but most young people know Hey Jude involuntarily; they don't seek it out) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49959008) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:44 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea My hot take is that K Pop is on average than American pop. Better quality writing imho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49959022) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:52 PM Author: Ape Arrogance well I definitely agree based on the KPop I've heard, and to be fair that's just the sample that PENETRATED far enough to reach me in the U.S., but honestly I'm comfortable extrapolating and agreeing with your claim because American pop (if you're just talking about modern stuff) is complete slop.
but JPop and JRock are even better imo. I love how they DGAF about genre and make music that's pretty much a mix of everything, it's sooooo 180. ex.: https://youtu.be/wBGlbW16mw0 or https://youtu.be/Wmt86RKEkuY or the Tokyo Ghoul theme |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 7:02 PM Author: Ape Arrogance btw for what it's worth GEMINI says that Golden would win in a landslide over Hey Jude for gen alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49959055) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 7:17 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea Probably true. But will they still care about Golden when they're 25? Like most slop it fades away. Hey Jude isn't eternal. A better question is will Golden be as big with Gen Omicron in 60 years as Hey Jude is now. BTW there's a clip on late night of BTS singing Hey Jude so it's obviously had cultural PENETRATION. Will Koreans in 60 years be singing Golden? My guess is that it's too slop coded to have lasting impact. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49959078) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:42 PM Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions I'd bet classic rock like the Beatles is streamed into dentist offices and shopping malls more than K Pop Demon Hunters precisely because it has broad cultural relevance most people are familiar with. But hey maybe you just got a Root Canal to "Golden", maybe I'm the outlier and boomer dentists are streaming "Soda Pop" to their boomer patients, and that's whats driving the numbers, not the legions of zoomers who stream it on repeat 24/7. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49959016) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:47 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea It's neither. It's Spotifycore which is what The Neighbourhood is. It's really mellow background music your brain can't retain. It's like the stuff they used to play on the soft pop station. Beach Boys and The Girl From Ipanema. It's muzak/elevator music for the digital generation. People are calling it Spotifycore now because it gets in heavy rotation on playlists businesses put on every day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49959029) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:55 PM Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions This is retarded. My kids listen to this shit on repeat 24/7 and when I go to the store they're playing hits from the 2000s and older. Maybe you live in a bizarro world where your dentist is playing fucking K Pop Demon Hunters. I have no clue why you're resistent to the obvious conclusion that the most streamed songs are from people streaming music, not BIGDENTIST juicing the stats for some reason. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49959050) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 7:13 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea So you think people voluntarily click on The Neighbourhood? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49959073) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions Yes. The song poasted has nearly a billion views on Youtube (not a common way businesses stream music) and 200k comments. The album went double platinum. Without a doubt the majority of streams are from people who enjoy the music, not dentists who are conspiring to play music no one likes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49959081) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 7:21 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea Have you ever met a nigga who has seen em liv
Edit: wow really low views on their live vids compared to studio versions. No PRESENCE in the culture. |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 7:26 PM Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions https://tour.thenbhd.com/
I see that they're on tour and selling out arenas worldwide, and I believe people are attending them and this isn't just another aspect of a BIGDENTIST conspiracy. |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 8:11 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea Lots of cheap seats still available on resell. Bet these are hundred dollar faces max. Never underestimate the power of the general public to demand endless thingdoing. They're an institution. They're there. Nobody actually cares about this shit at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49959202) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 9:02 PM Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions Are you retarded? You asked about their shows and I did a quick search and saw they're on a sold out arena tour, and now you're talking about ticket prices and people just "do things?" to downplay the metric you brought up? HFS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49959499) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 9:03 PM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea I think it's all related. There's almost no concert footage on YouTube. We both know it's slop quit playing. I'm saying they don't have any real fans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49959510) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:57 AM Author: foley Fuck the Beatles. We need to stop worshipping anything boomer affiliated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49960563) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 11:13 AM Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea They were like 20 when most boomer were born. Way too old to be boomers. By contrast Boomers grew up listening to The Beatles and made shit like Van Halen and Meat Loaf and shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49960595) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 11:32 AM Author: foley The Beatles is still boomer music (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49960622) |
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Date: June 26th, 2026 4:11 PM Author: Ape Arrogance cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876904&forum_id=2]#49964405) |