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  01/14/25
there's even a picture https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj
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MAGA!
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Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and b...
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That’s 1.5 men per minute
flushed hideous principal's office
  01/14/25
Jfc
amber chapel death wish
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That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo Sys...
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Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If s...
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"fluffer" porn is one of my genres
flushed hideous principal's office
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superior birdshit civilization and birdshit "men&quo...
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Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???
Lemon juggernaut
  01/14/25
all birdshit "men" are feminists
plum water buffalo
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This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society...
Lemon juggernaut
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instead *crickets*
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women everywhere super jealous of her
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jfc
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Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks whe...
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heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfa...
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lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. k...
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I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be pe...
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I have real questions about the mechanics of this
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She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of me...
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passionate spot
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It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they hav...
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Crawly Silver International Law Enforcement Agency
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Had the same thought.
claret partner degenerate
  01/14/25
They should do a collab
Autistic jap weed whacker
  01/14/25
where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend
pink arousing theatre
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superior anglo culture
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, chirped "Peanut Balls"
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how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILI...
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nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts
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those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG D...
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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: dashing mentally impaired feces forum

https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-sex-feat-1057-men-2014533

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48552310)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Hairraiser splenetic indian lodge

there's even a picture

https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553545)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:42 AM
Author: Appetizing pearl dilemma mood

MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48554292)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Aromatic bistre house famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#49003545)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Erotic Shivering Address

lmao "newsweek"

we used to get it in the mail in the 80s

now this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48552314)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Trip Violet Corner Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48552791)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: White public bath affirmative action

Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and biting satirical political cartoons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553392)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: flushed hideous principal's office

That’s 1.5 men per minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48552317)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: amber chapel death wish

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48552749)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Saffron outnumbered stock car

That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo System. Impressive stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553409)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: cyan school cafeteria digit ratio

Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If she doubled up any holes or got her feet involved she could’ve stretched each gang to over 10 min banging sessions. Presumably the vag and ass bros could also be replaced with hand, feet and mouth bros so that each 10 min started with 7 dudes but the last 5 was just finishing off the last 3 of them. I would hope she had a team of fluffers who were also edging the fuck out of these dudes so that they all busted almost immediately as soon as they touched her. It’s really the clean up that seems grossest and most logistically challenging.

Also this whore is obviously lying and full of shit. It was probably only like 40 dudes and they all signed NDAs and so they can’t snitch on her without risking being outted and driven into bankruptcy by a rat faced barrister in a goofy long curly salt and pepper wig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553497)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: flushed hideous principal's office

"fluffer" porn is one of my genres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48554387)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: plum water buffalo

superior birdshit civilization

and birdshit "men" who claim to be the most violent and intelligent men are noticably silent abt their own women taking loads of nigga and muzzie cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48552325)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Lemon juggernaut

Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48552329)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: plum water buffalo

all birdshit "men" are feminists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48552354)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Lemon juggernaut

This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society that results in Taliban level restrictions on women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48552332)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: plum water buffalo

instead *crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48552353)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Drunken fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553524)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Clear learning disabled meetinghouse scourge upon the earth

women everywhere super jealous of her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48552334)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Wonderful Locus Multi-billionaire

this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48552366)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Trip Violet Corner Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48552793)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Snowy pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48552797)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: White public bath affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553407)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: pink arousing theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553421)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: stirring shitlib gunner

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553508)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Scarlet harsh step-uncle's house filthpig

Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks when he sucks off all 120 of the Knesset 10 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48552380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: plum water buffalo

heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfans.com/knesset



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48552475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Snowy pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48552489)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Cuck Son Of Senegal

lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. keep sucking jew cock + boasting about the actions of your ancestors 80 years ago :thumbsup:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48552385)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Vigorous turquoise faggot firefighter knife

I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be penetrated in every hole continuously to reach this number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48552785)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Obsidian rehab

I have real questions about the mechanics of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48552788)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Mewling Carnelian Roommate Church Building

She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of men in one day” chick

https://www.newsweek.com/who-porn-star-bonnie-blue-lily-phillips-onlyfans-2014628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553372)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: passionate spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553374)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Mewling Carnelian Roommate Church Building

It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they have very similar faces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: passionate spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553386)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Crawly Silver International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553527)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: claret partner degenerate

Had the same thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553399)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Autistic jap weed whacker

They should do a collab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553424)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: pink arousing theatre

where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553449)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553510)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: claret partner degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553520)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie

"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo culture despite pr0n literally being illegal"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553522)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Provocative deranged immigrant

, chirped "Peanut Balls"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553561)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Mischievous range

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553566)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie

how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILIZING. WHITE IS RIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553568)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Mischievous range

nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553572)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie

those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG DONE HERE! only WHITES cant be stereotyped! and whites are the LEAST RACIST RACE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48553599)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48554259)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:52 AM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48554311)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48555775)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Crawly Silver International Law Enforcement Agency

(crazy person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48555842)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie

*posts about some asian 5 who got beaten by her dad so hard she shits on asian men on tiktok all day*

*lols at nowags*

ASIAN MEN DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48555863)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664645&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48558902)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie

if only asians were so CREATIVE and ORIGINAL to invent tiktok cumwalks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48558981)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48567275)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48571434)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48574494)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48583427)



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Date: June 5th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie

A WORLD WITHOUT KOREAN MEN LMAO

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5308417&forum_id=2#48456029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#48991021)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#49070480)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#49077617)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#49354939)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#49921732)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#49923920)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:20 PM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#49926840)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#49963114)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#49963192)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2]#49972831)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie



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Date: August 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz selfie



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:43 AM
Author: Appetizing pearl dilemma mood

Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize

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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: orchid private investor coldplay fan

do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy

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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:13 AM
Author: Heady ivory office wrinkle

Yeah, the hard part is recruitment, scheduling, and logistics. They probably had 2-hour slots and front-loaded them slightly. You show up at your time, get a number, and wait in the lobby or outside; when the time slot in front of you is down to its last 30 guys or whatever, you file in, get naked, and get in line in order of your number. A tattooed meth head yells at you as a group to condom up and that you'll get 15 seconds of sex (they've 'budgeted' 40 seconds, but there's always leakage during transitions, guys wanting to jack themselves 4 times before going in, etc., and you need to compensate for the whore's breaks), and that you're not to touch her with anything other than your penis (no kissing, obviously, but think about how retarded the average guy at one of these things is). No BYOcondom allowed; everyone has to use one of the 3 sizes of Lifestyles condom supplied, since that brand is a 'sponsor' of the gangbang.

The biggest problem is guys not getting/staying hard, which there's very little patience for, but they also can't afford to just kick out everyone who experiences any issues because that's too many ppl. (This was the major 'qualification' screened for in the casting call, but it still comes up.) Guys are expected to keep themselves jacked hard, and they've devoted an entire Jew to checking the guy in the on-deck circle for hardness and pulling him back to the hole if he's not keeping it up; you can get skipped 2x, but 3 strikes you're out.

The two body men taking care of the girl herself (strip club bouncers by trade, and easily the most normal people there) are shocked at how many dudes say bizarrely retarded shit like "but I haven't cum yet" when being pulled off at the beep. They've set aside 45 minutes in aggregate for breaks and decided to let the girl choose how to divvy them up--"we'll see how it goes and keep track of if we're on pace"--which they immediately regret as the girl has no visceral sense of math or ability to delay gratification and takes 32 minutes of smoke breaks in the first 2.5 hours.

Guys in the last 3 time slots get a significantly worse experience, with the scent of BO and cigarettes oppressively thick in the air, and the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup. Expressing concern about what you're sticking your dick into gets you a summary expulsion, especially as the supervisory Jew realizes they're comfortably ahead of schedule to hit 1,000, and everyone's tired and doesn't give a shit anymore.

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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: stirring shitlib gunner

lol

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Date: June 8th, 2026 5:57 AM
Author: Appetizing pearl dilemma mood

You sound like you speak from experience. Go on...

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Date: January 19th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Nofapping salmon casino

Why are these megaskanks all Bri’ish?

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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: lime market masturbator

Jews using the same demoralization techniques that ended a white Christian monoculture in the USA on the next target.

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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Seedy bonkers crackhouse mad-dog skullcap

Damn, what a slut!

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