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2032: US Navy lays keel of the first Donald J. Trump class aircraft carrier

Powered by 4 fusion reactors and carrying a compliment of up...
Sable aphrodisiac ape
  12/07/15
Except, as the United States Galactic Forces are want to rem...
territorial point
  12/07/15
180
Vibrant Dead Deer Antler
  12/07/15
Holy shit
Sable aphrodisiac ape
  12/07/15
That's what I said when I thought about what day it will be ...
territorial point
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saffron headpube
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multi-colored dilemma son of senegal
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severely underrated 1800000000000000000000
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saffron headpube
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Can I advance purchase on Amazon?
saffron headpube
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territorial point
  06/18/18
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Idiotic property affirmative action
  06/18/18
Its just as good the fourth time
saffron headpube
  08/10/18
xoxo gold 180
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Soul-stirring white black woman
  12/07/15
flame we wont be building any aircraft carriers then
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  12/07/15
What else will we be doing with our new oil revenue streams?...
Sable aphrodisiac ape
  12/07/15
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territorial point
  12/07/15
you mean 2017
Unhinged Frum Feces Legend
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territorial point
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territorial point
  12/07/15
It promptly sinks.
peach fluffy orchestra pit gaping
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big-titted associate
  12/08/15
(future shitlib media)
amber odious locale giraffe
  12/08/15
(lib 5th column sapper)
territorial point
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Olive electric digit ratio
  02/09/16
Fucking Chinese made steel....
lilac casino puppy
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territorial point
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Sable aphrodisiac ape
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territorial point
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territorial point
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pink parlor
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twist: the whole thing is built in china with prompt technol...
Thriller Flickering Fortuitous Meteor
  02/09/16
this
lilac casino puppy
  01/24/18
Nailed it
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territorial point
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territorial point
  11/11/16
delivered on time and under budget
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86 year-old former President Trump smiling and clapping as t...
multi-colored dilemma son of senegal
  12/08/17
smiling and clapping from his prison cell*
big-titted associate
  08/10/18
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Garnet French Chef Hissy Fit
  12/08/17
A Nixon class vessel.
Wine laughsome theater
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judgmental azure temple goyim
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territorial point
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cobalt new version
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jet-lagged mad cow disease
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territorial point
  04/30/18
Built in China for his creditors
lilac casino puppy
  06/18/18
twist: the contract declares for bankruptcy as it builds the...
glittery bat shit crazy stead
  06/18/18
Thailand still has a newer, more modern fleet than Russia
big-titted associate
  08/10/18
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lilac casino puppy
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territorial point
  08/10/18
Thought this would be another bumped snailmo thread
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Sable aphrodisiac ape
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Sable aphrodisiac ape
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Arousing hall
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territorial point
  01/20/25
This thread started as a joke nine years ago, but now it wil...
multi-colored dilemma son of senegal
  01/20/25
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amber odious locale giraffe
  01/20/25
there's an element of truth in every joke
Stimulating plaza
  01/20/25
Lmao
Refunkulus
  01/27/26
except it will be a new type of battleship
FUCK LIBS
  01/27/26
Those Greenland bases are for the 6 ice breakers Jews got us...
gibberish (?)
  01/27/26


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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: Sable aphrodisiac ape

Powered by 4 fusion reactors and carrying a compliment of up to 100 9th generation VOTL fighter aircraft, the only adjective that properly describes it is YOOOOJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#29329610)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: territorial point

Except, as the United States Galactic Forces are want to remind the media, quotation marks are to be liberally applied as in this case "aircraft" is a misnomer due to the total lack of air in the vacuum of space.

In addition to a cohort of newly built Lockheed Fusion Reactors, one of the fighter bays of the SS Donald Washington has been modified to house a experimental Declaration Class sub-warp drive. In order to accommodate sub-warp speed and potential reality distortion phenomena caused by various space time paradox effects and minute though real probabalistic outcomes, the millions of tons of a specialty machined Tungsten Carbide alloy of the ship that make the keel of the SS Donald Washington have to be specially treated with a new superpolymer Yttrium Dioxide Gel (YOOG).

The fighter bays, keel and hull segments of the ship will be sent into space via the "Spirit of the Second" Near Earth Orbital Rail Gun, located in the salt flats of Utah.

Recently completed with funding from President Trump's New Order Strategic Homeland Investment for Infrastructure and Transportation Lending Institution Bonds (NO SHIIT LIBS) program, credited for creating somewhere between three and five million new middle class jobs, the railgun is one of three that will be coming online in the next several years as the United States begins to more thoroughly exploit it's recent discoveries of Tritium and Rare minerals as they push past Mars.

After cooldown has been achieved, the Spirit of the Second will be resupplying the Smithsonian's archaeological mission on Mars's Olympus Mons, as mankind begins to probe the secrets of the extinct civilization that was recently discovered. The prototype for the Spirit of the Second has been in use on a relatively constant basis, as it has been engaged in resupplying the Daniel Dooberstien Home for Insane Liberals, Criminals and Radicals located on the moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#29329757)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: Vibrant Dead Deer Antler

180

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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:59 PM
Author: Sable aphrodisiac ape

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#29329843)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:34 PM
Author: territorial point

That's what I said when I thought about what day it will be tomorrow brother - the 10th Anniversary of the end of Cartel Violence, "La Dia De Ocho," that largely shadowed Mexico's history until 2022.

A year earlier, President Trump had forged a tough but fair deal with congress to force the deportation of all 15 Million illegal residents of the United States with the proviso of allowing early repatriation of all deportees who followed legal methods, including expidited citizenship to all STEM graduates and other skilled labor which allowed approximately 1 million highly skilled individuals to return for permanent residency and full citizenship.

The remaining deportees helped to ignite a new wave of prosperity and internal growth in Mexico, as they benefited both from an increase purchasing power and helped to ignite a middle-class revolution as Mexico experienced significant development, growth and opportunity after this influx of people.

"It took a few years, but things kept getting better. There were more opportunities for honest work, a lot of [Cartel Members] left, and so did potential new recruits" said Juan Gonzalo Esteves, who is finishing his medical residency at La Foundacion y Universidad De Presidente Donaldo Trump, one of the global research universities founded by the United States after the nationalization of all Universities after the Student Loan Crisis of 2017 and subsequent re-purposing of fraudulently acquired funds from banks and individuals involved with the Education industry.

"My standard of living is almost equal to my cousin, who is a doctor in Chicago" says Esteves, "except for it being much warmer and much less dangerous here."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#29330113)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: saffron headpube



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: multi-colored dilemma son of senegal



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Pearl Tantric Fat Ankles



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: gold rehab keepsake machete

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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: saffron headpube



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: saffron headpube

Can I advance purchase on Amazon?

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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: territorial point



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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Idiotic property affirmative action



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: saffron headpube

Its just as good the fourth time

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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: lilac casino puppy

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Date: April 18th, 2020 1:01 AM
Author: Mind-boggling factory reset button



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:22 AM
Author: Arousing hall



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Date: November 6th, 2024 7:31 AM
Author: Crusty excitant macaca indian lodge



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring white black woman



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Orchid Irate Gay Wizard Area

flame we wont be building any aircraft carriers then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#29329658)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Sable aphrodisiac ape

What else will we be doing with our new oil revenue streams? After annexing the Arabian peninsula in 2019, the US is currently the #1 GDP worldwide by nearly double our closest competitor (Germany)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#29329724)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: territorial point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#29330332)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:57 PM
Author: Unhinged Frum Feces Legend

you mean 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#29330341)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 8:16 PM
Author: territorial point



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Date: December 7th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: territorial point



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Date: December 7th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: peach fluffy orchestra pit gaping

It promptly sinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#29331050)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: big-titted associate



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: amber odious locale giraffe

(future shitlib media)

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Date: December 8th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: territorial point

(lib 5th column sapper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#29337392)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:33 PM
Author: Olive electric digit ratio



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: lilac casino puppy

Fucking Chinese made steel....

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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: big-titted associate



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: big-titted associate



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Date: December 8th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: territorial point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#29334004)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: Sable aphrodisiac ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#29336122)



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Date: December 16th, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: territorial point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#29390911)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 12:49 AM
Author: territorial point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#29689389)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: territorial point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#29791186)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: pink parlor



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: Thriller Flickering Fortuitous Meteor

twist: the whole thing is built in china with prompt technology transfer because trump is a rootless cosmopolitan just like the rest of em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#29791451)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: lilac casino puppy

this

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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: lilac casino puppy

Nailed it

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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:40 PM
Author: dull exhilarant address



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Date: May 31st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: territorial point



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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: territorial point



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Date: November 11th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: territorial point



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Date: November 11th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Glassy brunch toilet seat

delivered on time and under budget

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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: territorial point



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Date: October 14th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: territorial point



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: territorial point



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: carmine swashbuckling nursing home



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: boyish nighttime windowlicker lay



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: multi-colored dilemma son of senegal

86 year-old former President Trump smiling and clapping as the crowd cheers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#34872410)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: big-titted associate

smiling and clapping from his prison cell*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#36593207)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Garnet French Chef Hissy Fit



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Wine laughsome theater

A Nixon class vessel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#34872436)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: judgmental azure temple goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#34872448)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: territorial point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#35225642)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: cobalt new version



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: jet-lagged mad cow disease



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Date: April 30th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: territorial point



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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: lilac casino puppy

Built in China for his creditors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#36266507)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: glittery bat shit crazy stead

twist: the contract declares for bankruptcy as it builds the hull, so the manufacturing is completed in China, with Russian parts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#36266774)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: big-titted associate

Thailand still has a newer, more modern fleet than Russia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#36593216)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: lilac casino puppy



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: territorial point



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: bespoke razzmatazz police squad antidepressant drug

Thought this would be another bumped snailmo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#36593266)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: territorial point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#40039134)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Sable aphrodisiac ape



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Date: September 22nd, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: territorial point



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:21 AM
Author: territorial point



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Date: November 6th, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Sable aphrodisiac ape



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:23 AM
Author: Arousing hall



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: territorial point



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: multi-colored dilemma son of senegal

This thread started as a joke nine years ago, but now it will probably happen ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2]#48572094)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: amber odious locale giraffe



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Date: January 20th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: Stimulating plaza

there's an element of truth in every joke

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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:07 AM
Author: Refunkulus (I Always Post Always TP)

Lmao

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Date: January 27th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)

except it will be a new type of battleship

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Date: January 27th, 2026 6:38 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Those Greenland bases are for the 6 ice breakers Jews got us to build.

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