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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:47 PM Author: territorial point
Except, as the United States Galactic Forces are want to remind the media, quotation marks are to be liberally applied as in this case "aircraft" is a misnomer due to the total lack of air in the vacuum of space.
In addition to a cohort of newly built Lockheed Fusion Reactors, one of the fighter bays of the SS Donald Washington has been modified to house a experimental Declaration Class sub-warp drive. In order to accommodate sub-warp speed and potential reality distortion phenomena caused by various space time paradox effects and minute though real probabalistic outcomes, the millions of tons of a specialty machined Tungsten Carbide alloy of the ship that make the keel of the SS Donald Washington have to be specially treated with a new superpolymer Yttrium Dioxide Gel (YOOG).
The fighter bays, keel and hull segments of the ship will be sent into space via the "Spirit of the Second" Near Earth Orbital Rail Gun, located in the salt flats of Utah.
Recently completed with funding from President Trump's New Order Strategic Homeland Investment for Infrastructure and Transportation Lending Institution Bonds (NO SHIIT LIBS) program, credited for creating somewhere between three and five million new middle class jobs, the railgun is one of three that will be coming online in the next several years as the United States begins to more thoroughly exploit it's recent discoveries of Tritium and Rare minerals as they push past Mars.
After cooldown has been achieved, the Spirit of the Second will be resupplying the Smithsonian's archaeological mission on Mars's Olympus Mons, as mankind begins to probe the secrets of the extinct civilization that was recently discovered. The prototype for the Spirit of the Second has been in use on a relatively constant basis, as it has been engaged in resupplying the Daniel Dooberstien Home for Insane Liberals, Criminals and Radicals located on the moon.
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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:34 PM Author: territorial point
That's what I said when I thought about what day it will be tomorrow brother - the 10th Anniversary of the end of Cartel Violence, "La Dia De Ocho," that largely shadowed Mexico's history until 2022.
A year earlier, President Trump had forged a tough but fair deal with congress to force the deportation of all 15 Million illegal residents of the United States with the proviso of allowing early repatriation of all deportees who followed legal methods, including expidited citizenship to all STEM graduates and other skilled labor which allowed approximately 1 million highly skilled individuals to return for permanent residency and full citizenship.
The remaining deportees helped to ignite a new wave of prosperity and internal growth in Mexico, as they benefited both from an increase purchasing power and helped to ignite a middle-class revolution as Mexico experienced significant development, growth and opportunity after this influx of people.
"It took a few years, but things kept getting better. There were more opportunities for honest work, a lot of [Cartel Members] left, and so did potential new recruits" said Juan Gonzalo Esteves, who is finishing his medical residency at La Foundacion y Universidad De Presidente Donaldo Trump, one of the global research universities founded by the United States after the nationalization of all Universities after the Student Loan Crisis of 2017 and subsequent re-purposing of fraudulently acquired funds from banks and individuals involved with the Education industry.
"My standard of living is almost equal to my cousin, who is a doctor in Chicago" says Esteves, "except for it being much warmer and much less dangerous here."
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