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fuck, 97.2 THE FEAR is playing holiday songs

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Soul-stirring gaping
  11/27/17
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Flirting boyish mad-dog skullcap property
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It's about time, spritezero! First up, by Your Mom, is her ...
Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button
  11/27/17
love the 'ringing landline phone' sound effect in that one
Soul-stirring gaping
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cracking faggot firefighter
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Titillating haunting candlestick maker
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"Burning the midnight oil, workpigs? Don't worry, we're...
opaque senate degenerate
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Red violent shitlib
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blathering deep nursing home
  11/07/22
next up, "Could She Tell (I was Staring at Her Tits)&qu...
Soul-stirring gaping
  11/27/17
My First Cousin comes from quite the musical family! Her mo...
Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button
  11/27/17
unnngh. cup size?
Soul-stirring gaping
  11/27/17
B at the time. Bright pink nipples.
Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button
  11/27/17
nice. think she's game?
Soul-stirring gaping
  11/27/17
loooooooooooooooool. She's gross now. My entire family (be...
Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button
  11/27/17
how old was she when you were sneaking peaks?
Soul-stirring gaping
  11/27/17
Early 20s. Happened once (at that pool party). Had a bikin...
Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button
  11/27/17
she totally would've given you a handy in the pool house
Soul-stirring gaping
  11/27/17
Will j/o to this later. ty.
Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button
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mentally impaired liquid oxygen toilet seat
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holy shit I wore OUT that LP back in the day
Azure razzmatazz hospital
  11/28/17
And now we’ve got The Reminders with their hit “You Need 218...
trip point
  11/27/17
Whoops, Jimmy, it's 243: The firm now only counts pro bono ...
Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button
  11/27/17
Hahah my firm counts it at zero
trip point
  11/27/17
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yapping irradiated location therapy
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Next up, "I Hope He At Least Calls For Christmas,"...
umber stubborn wagecucks
  11/27/17
And now for a sneaky little song in the key of ‘its beginnin...
Confused Honey-headed Station Death Wish
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Soul-stirring gaping
  11/27/17
Followed by a throwback to their 2014 chart-toppers: "C...
Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button
  11/27/17
Hahahahaha
Confused Honey-headed Station Death Wish
  11/27/17
looooool
Red violent shitlib
  11/28/17
(White Christmas is permanently out of rotation.)
cracking faggot firefighter
  11/27/17
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Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button
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Red violent shitlib
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beady-eyed maroon juggernaut
  11/07/22
Next up..."Gonna Join the gym in December to beat those...
Thriller amethyst private investor deer antler
  11/27/17
Really funny fake song posts guys
slimy excitant kitty
  11/27/17
ur gay
Soul-stirring gaping
  11/27/17
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Confused Honey-headed Station Death Wish
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Vigorous demanding center
  11/28/17
After the break, #4 on the holiday countdown, it's "Wha...
mahogany step-uncle's house
  11/27/17
!!!
Free-loading Old Irish Cottage Alpha
  11/27/17
This meme is a festering TTT in decline hehehe 20 word so...
aromatic claret kitchen
  11/27/17
Embarrassing thread
slimy excitant kitty
  11/27/17
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Vigorous demanding center
  11/27/17
Tough choice but my guess is that it’s from ”I'm edgy” by th...
Confused Honey-headed Station Death Wish
  11/27/17
Really fucking bad post.
slimy excitant kitty
  11/28/17
oh man, we should probably go do more crypto, stormfront, an...
Dashing chestnut pocket flask
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(Scrooge)
laughsome chocolate business firm
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Red violent shitlib
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I think it was funny the first couple of times but yes now i...
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aromatic claret kitchen
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I really enjoy the insight we get into the state of jim kell...
Soul-stirring gaping
  11/27/17
lol, I have to channel prior SPS relationships that I tried ...
Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button
  11/27/17
Whew! Some good ones so far. Let's try "Let's Skip Gi...
Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button
  11/27/17
Didn’t they cover “How can you be mad at me for buying *you*...
Confused Honey-headed Station Death Wish
  11/27/17
Yes! It was a B-side to "Scribbled 'Naughty' Gift Cert...
Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button
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Soul-stirring gaping
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One 'naughty' gift certificate, unused, sitting in a nightst...
Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button
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laughsome chocolate business firm
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Insecure bbw quadroon
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That was “am I acting like an old creep” by Borderline Tinde...
Confused Honey-headed Station Death Wish
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Next up, by our old friends the $300K of Counsels, is their ...
Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button
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And now a very special solo cut from Your Frizzy-Haired Daug...
cracking faggot firefighter
  11/27/17
That shimmering kilt was “Ninety Dollar Wrapping” by Instagr...
Confused Honey-headed Station Death Wish
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Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button
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Time now for "It's a Shame You'll Never See Your Dad (O...
Dashing chestnut pocket flask
  11/27/17
Up next, the classic that got everyone to boogie in the 50s:...
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  11/28/17
From the band that put SF on the map, here's: "Mailb...
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Next up, from Dr. Genetics and the Life Destroyers, "Yo...
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Ohhh, and a special request from ggtp, this one goes out to ...
umber stubborn wagecucks
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laughsome chocolate business firm
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Azure razzmatazz hospital
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And now a throwback punk number from The Poisons, it’s their...
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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34784951)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: Flirting boyish mad-dog skullcap property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34784969)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button

It's about time, spritezero! First up, by Your Mom, is her now-classic "All I Want for Christmas is a Grandchild."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785003)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring gaping

love the 'ringing landline phone' sound effect in that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785020)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: cracking faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785178)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: Titillating haunting candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34788665)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 12:51 AM
Author: henna contagious rigpig menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#45448718)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: lake elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785008)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: opaque senate degenerate

"Burning the midnight oil, workpigs? Don't worry, we're hear with Inevitable Death's all-time classic, 'Working On One of the Seven Christmases You Have Left With Dad Still Alive.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785030)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: nofapping mauve shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34788099)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: Red violent shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34788533)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: Concupiscible Disgusting Azn Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34788555)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 5:06 AM
Author: blathering deep nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#45449100)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring gaping

next up, "Could She Tell (I was Staring at Her Tits)" by My First Cousin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785031)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button

My First Cousin comes from quite the musical family! Her mother--My Dad's Younger Sister--had the 1993 hit, "My Nephew Spent the Entire Family Pool Party Trying to See Down My Tommy Hilfiger Bikini Top and Thought I Didn't Notice (The Whole Family Noticed)."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785132)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring gaping

unnngh. cup size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785157)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button

B at the time. Bright pink nipples.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785193)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring gaping

nice. think she's game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785200)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:24 PM
Author: Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button

loooooooooooooooool. She's gross now. My entire family (beyond immediate) is fat fat fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785217)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring gaping

how old was she when you were sneaking peaks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785227)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:29 PM
Author: Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button

Early 20s. Happened once (at that pool party). Had a bikini top with hard cups and her tits did not fill them. Was impossible not to stare as a 12-y/o.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785265)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring gaping

she totally would've given you a handy in the pool house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785292)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:34 PM
Author: Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button

Will j/o to this later. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785325)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:46 PM
Author: mentally impaired liquid oxygen toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785423)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: Azure razzmatazz hospital

holy shit I wore OUT that LP back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34788498)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: trip point

And now we’ve got The Reminders with their hit “You Need 218 hours in December to Make Your Billables.” Seems to get more true with each passing year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785043)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:15 PM
Author: Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button

Whoops, Jimmy, it's 243: The firm now only counts pro bono at 0.5x. Still lots of days left!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785111)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 9:11 PM
Author: trip point

Hahah my firm counts it at zero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785546)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:29 PM
Author: yapping irradiated location therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785263)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:18 PM
Author: umber stubborn wagecucks

Next up, "I Hope He At Least Calls For Christmas," by Your Dad and the Funeral Parlors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785151)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: Confused Honey-headed Station Death Wish

And now for a sneaky little song in the key of ‘its beginning to look a lot like Christmas” by The Apple Store (and featuring AT&T ) it is “we’re fucking up you’re wife’s phone just in time for Christmas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785204)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785228)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:27 PM
Author: Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button

Followed by a throwback to their 2014 chart-toppers: "Cases are for Poors" and "You're Careful and It's Always in Your Purse, Anyway" off their album "Hehe."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785251)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: Confused Honey-headed Station Death Wish

Hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785284)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: Red violent shitlib

looooool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34788538)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:27 PM
Author: cracking faggot firefighter

(White Christmas is permanently out of rotation.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785240)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:29 PM
Author: Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785274)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: Red violent shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34788540)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 5:14 AM
Author: beady-eyed maroon juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#45449112)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: Thriller amethyst private investor deer antler

Next up..."Gonna Join the gym in December to beat those new year's resolution fats!" from the BMI 35s latest album "Your B Cups Aren't Pecs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785257)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: slimy excitant kitty

Really funny fake song posts guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785259)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring gaping

ur gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785286)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Confused Honey-headed Station Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785290)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: Vigorous demanding center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34787868)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: mahogany step-uncle's house

After the break, #4 on the holiday countdown, it's "What, My Old High School is Half Puerto Rican Now?!?" by the Declining Land Values so Kiss Your Inheritance Goodbye Posse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785296)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Free-loading Old Irish Cottage Alpha

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785511)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: aromatic claret kitchen

This meme is a festering TTT in decline

hehehe 20 word song title by band with10 word name hehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785302)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: slimy excitant kitty

Embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785321)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Vigorous demanding center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34786307)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: Confused Honey-headed Station Death Wish

Tough choice but my guess is that it’s from ”I'm edgy” by the Homo Newbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785358)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 4:00 AM
Author: slimy excitant kitty

Really fucking bad post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34787694)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Dashing chestnut pocket flask

oh man, we should probably go do more crypto, stormfront, and "new poster, first day" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34788547)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: laughsome chocolate business firm

(Scrooge)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34788622)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: Red violent shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34788561)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: out-of-control hateful blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34789378)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling resort

I think it was funny the first couple of times but yes now it is cringe-inducing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785361)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:39 PM
Author: aromatic claret kitchen

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785367)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring gaping

I really enjoy the insight we get into the state of jim kelly's marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785406)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:45 PM
Author: Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button

lol, I have to channel prior SPS relationships that I tried to force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785420)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button

Whew! Some good ones so far. Let's try "Let's Skip Gifts This Year; I Don't Need Anything" by the SAHM Getting Five Deliveries Per Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785312)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: Confused Honey-headed Station Death Wish

Didn’t they cover “How can you be mad at me for buying *you* a gift?” by Credit Cards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785342)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button

Yes! It was a B-side to "Scribbled 'Naughty' Gift Certificate" off of "Shit, I forgot to buy a real gift for him again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785390)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring gaping

: (

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785407)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button

One 'naughty' gift certificate, unused, sitting in a nightstand drawer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785429)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: laughsome chocolate business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34786087)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Insecure bbw quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785391)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Confused Honey-headed Station Death Wish

That was “am I acting like an old creep” by Borderline Tinder Teen and the Missing Daddies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785318)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button

Next up, by our old friends the $300K of Counsels, is their new hit: "Rewrap Last Year's Unopened Gifts?" off their album "Ungrateful Wife Vol. 2."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785345)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: cracking faggot firefighter

And now a very special solo cut from Your Frizzy-Haired Daughter: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Shaquille."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785356)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:40 PM
Author: Confused Honey-headed Station Death Wish

That shimmering kilt was “Ninety Dollar Wrapping” by Instagram Wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785375)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Histrionic Lavender Whorehouse Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785397)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:49 PM
Author: Dashing chestnut pocket flask

Time now for "It's a Shame You'll Never See Your Dad (Outside a Casket) Ever Again Just Because He Likes Trump a Little" by the Festering Shitdicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34785445)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 8:37 AM
Author: impressive yarmulke

Up next, the classic that got everyone to boogie in the 50s:

"Is my phone line disconnected" by aging fathers who haven't heard from their rootless cosmopolitan kids in months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34788091)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 8:43 AM
Author: impressive yarmulke

From the band that put SF on the map, here's:

"Mailbox full" by desperate 35 year old balding male attorneys hitting up tinder sloot 5s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34788110)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: food 4 tha shad0wz (🦉)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#49445686)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: umber stubborn wagecucks

Next up, from Dr. Genetics and the Life Destroyers, "Your Deeply Autistic Daughter Will Never Say 'Merry Christmas'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34788543)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: umber stubborn wagecucks

Ohhh, and a special request from ggtp, this one goes out to you, from Inhouse HR and the Gotta Know Somebodies, "Thank You For Your Interest (But Our Christmas Department Is Fully Staffed)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34788558)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: laughsome chocolate business firm

Now for the wistful “will I ever ski again?” by Accelerated Aging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34788618)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Azure razzmatazz hospital

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34788645)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: out-of-control hateful blood rage

And now a throwback punk number from The Poisons, it’s their hit “Eggnog Pancreatitis”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#34789390)



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Date: December 21st, 2021 3:03 PM
Author: Glittery mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#43651025)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 12:46 AM
Author: Thriller amethyst private investor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#45448695)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 12:50 AM
Author: Sepia razzle-dazzle skinny woman circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2]#45448714)