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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: flushed address



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: twinkling heaven scourge upon the earth

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: flushed address

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: flushed address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42944243)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: sexy sanctuary ceo



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: flushed address



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: shimmering indirect expression

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: flushed address

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: hairraiser theater

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: flushed address

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: fear-inspiring metal crotch fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43202544)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
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LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy area

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: flushed address

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy area

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: flushed address

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed shivering pisswyrm



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Lascivious skinny woman space

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: flushed address

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Nighttime Codepig

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: flushed address

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Free-loading Brindle Market Associate

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: flushed address

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Drab Tank

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Nighttime Codepig

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: onyx incel selfie

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: flushed address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43106521)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: flushed address

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: flushed address

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: sexy sanctuary ceo



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: flushed address



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Vivacious parlour toilet seat

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: flushed address

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: onyx incel selfie



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: onyx incel selfie



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: electric mother



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: flushed address



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: startled orchestra pit

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: flushed address

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: startled orchestra pit

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: flushed address

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: startled orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: flushed address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: flushed address

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: startled orchestra pit

o it's clear brother.



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: flushed address

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Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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