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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
copper soul-stirring theater
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Motley azn party of the first part
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Motley azn party of the first part
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Motley azn party of the first part
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Motley azn party of the first part
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Motley azn party of the first part
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Motley azn party of the first part
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
copper soul-stirring theater
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
copper soul-stirring theater
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
pearly crackhouse stock car
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
copper soul-stirring theater
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
copper soul-stirring theater
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peach metal heaven
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His moniker?
Thriller Blood Rage Lay
  05/22/26
Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Multi-colored orange shitlib
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
slippery aquamarine stead
  05/22/26
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Sepia depressive
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
slippery aquamarine stead
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
peach metal heaven
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
slippery aquamarine stead
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
claret cracking crotch
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
copper soul-stirring theater
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
histrionic high-end pisswyrm step-uncle's house
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Ruddy Cerebral Brunch
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
offensive abode
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
copper soul-stirring theater
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
mentally impaired infuriating parlor
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
at-the-ready dead dilemma chad
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
copper soul-stirring theater
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
offensive abode
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Multi-colored orange shitlib
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
pearly crackhouse stock car
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copper soul-stirring theater
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Turquoise School
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copper soul-stirring theater
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
copper soul-stirring theater
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Swashbuckling Rose Lettuce
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
peach metal heaven
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mods
stimulating kitty cat
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
twinkling bull headed field mediation
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Kink-friendly geriatric legal warrant
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
twinkling bull headed field mediation
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Amazing 🐶
Kink-friendly geriatric legal warrant
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
twinkling bull headed field mediation
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
copper soul-stirring theater
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lol
pearly crackhouse stock car
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Turquoise School
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
irate razzle people who are hurt theatre
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
copper soul-stirring theater
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
copper soul-stirring theater
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
irate razzle people who are hurt theatre
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Sick Cumskin
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
copper soul-stirring theater
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
copper soul-stirring theater
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
copper soul-stirring theater
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
mind-boggling painfully honest faggot firefighter
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They have a pretty sick IG
copper soul-stirring theater
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
irate razzle people who are hurt theatre
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
mentally impaired infuriating parlor
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
peach metal heaven
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: copper soul-stirring theater

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Motley azn party of the first part

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Motley azn party of the first part

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Motley azn party of the first part

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Motley azn party of the first part

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Motley azn party of the first part

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Motley azn party of the first part

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Motley azn party of the first part

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Motley azn party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49929657)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Motley azn party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Motley azn party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Motley azn party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Motley azn party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Motley azn party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Motley azn party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Motley azn party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Motley azn party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: copper soul-stirring theater

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: copper soul-stirring theater

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: pearly crackhouse stock car

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: copper soul-stirring theater

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: copper soul-stirring theater

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: peach metal heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Thriller Blood Rage Lay

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: copper soul-stirring theater

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: slippery aquamarine stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: misunderstood foreskin parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: offensive abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Gold Vibrant Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: mentally impaired infuriating parlor

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored orange shitlib

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: slippery aquamarine stead

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Sepia depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: slippery aquamarine stead

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: peach metal heaven

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: slippery aquamarine stead

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: claret cracking crotch

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: copper soul-stirring theater

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: histrionic high-end pisswyrm step-uncle's house

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Ruddy Cerebral Brunch

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: offensive abode

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: copper soul-stirring theater

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: mentally impaired infuriating parlor

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: at-the-ready dead dilemma chad

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: copper soul-stirring theater

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: offensive abode

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Multi-colored orange shitlib

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: pearly crackhouse stock car

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: copper soul-stirring theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Turquoise School

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: copper soul-stirring theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: copper soul-stirring theater

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Rose Lettuce

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: peach metal heaven

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: stimulating kitty cat

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: twinkling bull headed field mediation

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Kink-friendly geriatric legal warrant

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: twinkling bull headed field mediation

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Kink-friendly geriatric legal warrant

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: sooty tattoo alpha

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: twinkling bull headed field mediation

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: underhanded athletic conference fortuitous meteor

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: copper soul-stirring theater

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: pearly crackhouse stock car

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Turquoise School

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: irate razzle people who are hurt theatre

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: copper soul-stirring theater

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: irate razzle people who are hurt theatre

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: copper soul-stirring theater

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: irate razzle people who are hurt theatre

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Sick Cumskin

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: copper soul-stirring theater

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: copper soul-stirring theater

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: copper soul-stirring theater

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: copper soul-stirring theater

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest faggot firefighter

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: copper soul-stirring theater

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: irate razzle people who are hurt theatre

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Comical Bearded Corn Cake

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: galvanic bistre school cafeteria sound barrier

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: copper soul-stirring theater

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: mentally impaired infuriating parlor

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: peach metal heaven

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Brass keepsake machete philosopher-king

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899877)