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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

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Olive Cracking Pistol
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9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
thriller opaque associate step-uncle's house
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Insane Peach Multi-billionaire
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
thriller opaque associate step-uncle's house
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
infuriating wagecucks giraffe
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
citrine lodge sandwich
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
thriller opaque associate step-uncle's house
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
citrine lodge sandwich
  02/22/12
u jelly
thriller opaque associate step-uncle's house
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
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Insane Peach Multi-billionaire
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
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Insane Peach Multi-billionaire
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
harsh turquoise selfie telephone
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
pink trailer park tattoo
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Insane Peach Multi-billionaire
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
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  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Insane Peach Multi-billionaire
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this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
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diverse legend hell
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
Dashing pale dysfunction dragon
  02/25/12
cr
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*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
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  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
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Insane Peach Multi-billionaire
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
unhinged new version
  03/31/12
great american novelist
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  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
harsh turquoise selfie telephone
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
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  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Galvanic duck-like chapel black woman
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
pink trailer park tattoo
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Dead pisswyrm background story
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
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Insane Peach Multi-billionaire
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is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
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At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
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BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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lmao, forgot how funny this video is
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lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: harsh turquoise selfie telephone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Olive Cracking Pistol



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: thriller opaque associate step-uncle's house

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Insane Peach Multi-billionaire

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: thriller opaque associate step-uncle's house

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: infuriating wagecucks giraffe

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: citrine lodge sandwich

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: thriller opaque associate step-uncle's house

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: citrine lodge sandwich

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: thriller opaque associate step-uncle's house

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: 180 overrated school liquid oxygen

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Insane Peach Multi-billionaire



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Cyan theatre

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Insane Peach Multi-billionaire



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: harsh turquoise selfie telephone

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Yapping casino immigrant

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: pink trailer park tattoo

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Insane Peach Multi-billionaire

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: smoky business firm keepsake machete

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Insane Peach Multi-billionaire

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: harsh turquoise selfie telephone

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Insane Peach Multi-billionaire



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: diverse legend hell



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Dashing pale dysfunction dragon

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Dead pisswyrm background story

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: harsh turquoise selfie telephone

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Vivacious Elite Property Famous Landscape Painting

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Insane Peach Multi-billionaire



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: unhinged new version

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Insane Peach Multi-billionaire

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: up-to-no-good ruby library french chef



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: harsh turquoise selfie telephone

goddamn u franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#21889667)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: submissive house-broken athletic conference den

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Galvanic duck-like chapel black woman



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Galvanic duck-like chapel black woman

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: pink trailer park tattoo

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Dead pisswyrm background story

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: submissive house-broken athletic conference den

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Insane Peach Multi-billionaire



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: lime big rehab sneaky criminal

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: tantric area

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Dead pisswyrm background story

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: submissive house-broken athletic conference den



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
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Author: fluffy voyeur ticket booth



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Laughsome Electric Furnace Affirmative Action



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Vivacious Elite Property Famous Landscape Painting

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: adventurous arrogant corner

lol wtf get off the court son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2]#32690677)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Laughsome Electric Furnace Affirmative Action



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: beady-eyed aquamarine dog poop



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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