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ITT girl-touchers discuss credited first-kiss strategies

This is the worst part of girl-touching. Breaching the barri...
Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter
  06/03/12
With my current gf, I kissed her forehead first while we wer...
bonkers new version
  06/03/12
That's super cute brother. I may try this. TY.
Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter
  06/03/12
Stand next to her, move your forehead close to hers. She'll ...
flesh university
  06/03/12
Yes, I often do this, but somehow I always end up blurting o...
Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter
  06/03/12
nothing wrong with that, just don't blurt it out, say is sof...
Dashing doctorate friendly grandma
  06/03/12
Yeah... this is my go to move right now. I wish I could just...
Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter
  06/03/12
Just watch how she responds. Couple it with a shoulder or le...
flesh university
  06/03/12
lock eyes, then look at her lips, back to the eyes and you'l...
Passionate genital piercing hall
  06/03/12
This seems somewhat credited. What if she's a shy aspie who ...
Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter
  06/03/12
most girls are not aspie
Dashing doctorate friendly grandma
  06/03/12
But many are shy and avoid direct eye contact early on.
Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter
  06/03/12
end the date
Passionate genital piercing hall
  06/03/12
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domesticated khaki ratface
  06/03/12
Not credited at all.
Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter
  06/03/12
that's just like your opinion man
Passionate genital piercing hall
  06/03/12
Hey, uh... *mumbles* ...is it ok if I like... kiss you?
Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter
  06/03/12
"Let's see how close we can get without kissing"
Carnelian locus
  06/03/12
LOL. Then kiss?
Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter
  06/03/12
This was used to good effect in a season 2 episode of Workah...
Carnelian locus
  06/03/12
bait and switch. point at your cheek like you want her to...
Laughsome hominid
  06/03/12
Yes. I, too, have read Neil Strauss' "The Game". B...
Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter
  06/03/12
I've never read this or any of that mystery method shit. It'...
Laughsome hominid
  06/03/12
Alphas have to resort to trickery, bro?
Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter
  06/03/12
it's alpha because you're kissing her whether she likes it o...
Laughsome hominid
  06/03/12
So date rape is alpha?
Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter
  06/03/12
nah. there's also a component of cockiness that makes this c...
Laughsome hominid
  06/03/12
Ok. So date rape is alpha when you are confident about it?
Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter
  06/03/12
stealing a kiss is silly and will make her laugh
Laughsome hominid
  06/03/12
I know, I'm fucking with you bro. Though I do think stealing...
Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter
  06/03/12
Honestly, approaching the gray area of date rape is credited...
flesh university
  06/03/12
this sounds retarded
seedy arousing senate
  06/03/12
good point. counterpoint: I am not a virgin, while you ha...
Laughsome hominid
  06/03/12
...
Slippery cuckoldry gay wizard
  09/10/23
...
lfo
  06/10/26
I've never kissed a girl and I never will because I'm afraid...
Junko Enoshima
  06/10/26
cr is sometime in the middle of the date
Melancholic Personality Archetypes
  06/10/26
"suck me, beautiful"
Metal Up Your Ass
  06/10/26


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Date: June 3rd, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter

This is the worst part of girl-touching. Breaching the barrier from not-touching to girl-touching is relatively easy. Breaching the barrier from kissing to sexing is also relatively easy. But getting that first kiss is fucking nervewracking. How do you bros do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819581)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 9:09 PM
Author: bonkers new version

With my current gf, I kissed her forehead first while we were lying next to one another. She looked up at me and then we kissed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819923)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter

That's super cute brother. I may try this. TY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819932)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:15 PM
Author: flesh university

Stand next to her, move your forehead close to hers. She'll blatantly react letting you know whether to plant one or you're about to make a fool of self. Obviously do this after some light, well received touching.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819690)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:17 PM
Author: Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter

Yes, I often do this, but somehow I always end up blurting out "I want to kiss you" like a faggot beta every fucking time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819700)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:21 PM
Author: Dashing doctorate friendly grandma

nothing wrong with that, just don't blurt it out, say is softly and earnestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819717)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter

Yeah... this is my go to move right now. I wish I could just do it without asking though. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819720)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 9:23 PM
Author: flesh university

Just watch how she responds. Couple it with a shoulder or leg touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20820020)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:19 PM
Author: Passionate genital piercing hall

lock eyes, then look at her lips, back to the eyes and you'll be able to tell by her body language and how she looks at you if she wants you to kiss her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819709)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:21 PM
Author: Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter

This seems somewhat credited. What if she's a shy aspie who avoids eye contact?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819719)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: Dashing doctorate friendly grandma

most girls are not aspie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819721)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter

But many are shy and avoid direct eye contact early on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819743)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:23 PM
Author: Passionate genital piercing hall

end the date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819724)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:25 PM
Author: domesticated khaki ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819734)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:26 PM
Author: Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter

Not credited at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819737)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: Passionate genital piercing hall

that's just like your opinion man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:30 PM
Author: Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter

Hey, uh... *mumbles* ...is it ok if I like... kiss you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819760)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:24 PM
Author: Carnelian locus

"Let's see how close we can get without kissing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819731)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:26 PM
Author: Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter

LOL. Then kiss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819742)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:28 PM
Author: Carnelian locus

This was used to good effect in a season 2 episode of Workaholics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:29 PM
Author: Laughsome hominid

bait and switch.

point at your cheek like you want her to kiss it, and then kiss her on the lips at the last second when she's close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819751)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:31 PM
Author: Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter

Yes. I, too, have read Neil Strauss' "The Game". But I forget, do I do this before or after kino-escalation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819763)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:32 PM
Author: Laughsome hominid

I've never read this or any of that mystery method shit. It's just an alpha move and girls like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819771)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:32 PM
Author: Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter

Alphas have to resort to trickery, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819773)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:34 PM
Author: Laughsome hominid

it's alpha because you're kissing her whether she likes it or not. It's risky cause she might get pissed at you, so just doing it anyway is alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819781)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:35 PM
Author: Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter

So date rape is alpha?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819787)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:38 PM
Author: Laughsome hominid

nah. there's also a component of cockiness that makes this credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819794)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:39 PM
Author: Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter

Ok. So date rape is alpha when you are confident about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819797)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:42 PM
Author: Laughsome hominid

stealing a kiss is silly and will make her laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819810)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:43 PM
Author: Topaz rough-skinned trump supporter

I know, I'm fucking with you bro. Though I do think stealing her underwear could be credited too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819813)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 9:27 PM
Author: flesh university

Honestly, approaching the gray area of date rape is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20820050)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:33 PM
Author: seedy arousing senate

this sounds retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819775)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:44 PM
Author: Laughsome hominid

good point.

counterpoint: I am not a virgin, while you have never touched a vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#20819821)



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Date: September 10th, 2023 8:24 PM
Author: Slippery cuckoldry gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#46780865)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#49928369)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Junko Enoshima

I've never kissed a girl and I never will because I'm afraid of getting herpes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#49928383)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Melancholic Personality Archetypes

cr is sometime in the middle of the date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#49928568)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

"suck me, beautiful"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2]#49928594)