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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Jet field mood
  01/05/14
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Sapphire ceo property
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
submissive violet party of the first part toaster
  06/25/12
...
angry galvanic point jap
  06/25/12
Jesus
bright beady-eyed sandwich
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Vivacious brunch laser beams
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Sexy chocolate church
  08/02/12
crying
Stimulating disturbing theater
  08/29/12
...
transparent factory reset button
  02/22/13
...
Electric Lettuce
  08/21/13
lost my shit
maroon infuriating becky casino
  03/19/14
...
Maniacal azn
  06/27/14
...
Fragrant Native Faggot Firefighter
  06/27/14
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vibrant orange locale
  09/14/17
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Multi-colored Unholy Heaven Fanboi
  07/20/18
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Multi-colored Unholy Heaven Fanboi
  02/09/19
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bateful gay personal credit line
  07/11/19
...
medicated alcoholic voyeur death wish
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
saffron affirmative action
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond
  06/25/12
cop
angry galvanic point jap
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
angry galvanic point jap
  06/25/12
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submissive violet party of the first part toaster
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Adventurous cocky hospital
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
sickened rigpig boltzmann
  08/02/12
...
aquamarine forum trust fund
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Pink Theatre Circlehead
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Cordovan goal in life milk
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
angry galvanic point jap
  06/25/12
...
Cerebral drunken goyim business firm
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
angry galvanic point jap
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
sickened rigpig boltzmann
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Trip sable pisswyrm chad
  08/21/13
...
Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond
  06/25/12
...
cruel-hearted shivering crackhouse crotch
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
razzmatazz tattoo
  06/25/12
...
aquamarine forum trust fund
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Judgmental Indirect Expression
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
mustard home
  06/25/12
...
Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond
  06/26/12
...
aquamarine forum trust fund
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Titillating awkward toilet seat
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Lascivious parlour shitlib
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
peach excitant idiot bawdyhouse
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond
  08/02/12
...
Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Sexy chocolate church
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
sickened rigpig boltzmann
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
sickened rigpig boltzmann
  08/02/12
...
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  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond
  08/02/12
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  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
sickened rigpig boltzmann
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
peach excitant idiot bawdyhouse
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
sickened rigpig boltzmann
  08/06/12
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mildly autistic stead feces
  08/06/12
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sickened rigpig boltzmann
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  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
Heady violent area
  08/20/12
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Aphrodisiac shrine cuckold
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Electric Lettuce
  08/21/13
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sickened rigpig boltzmann
  02/22/13
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aquamarine forum trust fund
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Electric Lettuce
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Trip sable pisswyrm chad
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Electric Lettuce
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Maniacal azn
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Trip sable pisswyrm chad
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Drab Stag Film
  08/21/13
180
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  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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  03/19/14
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Big bat-shit-crazy state
  06/25/14
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Maniacal azn
  06/27/14
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disgusting lay
  07/22/14
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Coral frozen hissy fit knife
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
Coral frozen hissy fit knife
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Wild tank
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
Swashbuckling plaza
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sickened rigpig boltzmann
  12/11/14
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Mind-boggling olive potus office
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
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  08/12/15
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garnet cracking persian ticket booth
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Mauve Wonderful Theater Stage Gaping
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
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  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
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  09/15/17
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Mind-boggling olive potus office
  05/20/17
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sickened rigpig boltzmann
  06/27/17
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Mind-boggling olive potus office
  07/29/17
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Indecent piazza degenerate
  10/01/17
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Titillating awkward toilet seat
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Spectacular snowy rigor
  01/29/18
where did he go
Buff Kitty
  01/29/18
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  05/14/18
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Titillating awkward toilet seat
  08/16/18
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  01/25/19
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curious doctorate
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
dark patterns
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
tiny pink ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
dark patterns
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Jet field mood

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Sapphire ceo property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: submissive violet party of the first part toaster

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: angry galvanic point jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: bright beady-eyed sandwich

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Vivacious brunch laser beams

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Sexy chocolate church

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Stimulating disturbing theater

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: transparent factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Electric Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: maroon infuriating becky casino

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Maniacal azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Fragrant Native Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: vibrant orange locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored Unholy Heaven Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored Unholy Heaven Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: bateful gay personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: medicated alcoholic voyeur death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: saffron affirmative action

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: angry galvanic point jap

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: angry galvanic point jap

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: submissive violet party of the first part toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Adventurous cocky hospital

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: sickened rigpig boltzmann

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: aquamarine forum trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Pink Theatre Circlehead

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Cordovan goal in life milk

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: angry galvanic point jap

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Cerebral drunken goyim business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: angry galvanic point jap

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: sickened rigpig boltzmann

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Trip sable pisswyrm chad

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: cruel-hearted shivering crackhouse crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz tattoo

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: aquamarine forum trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Judgmental Indirect Expression

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: mustard home

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: aquamarine forum trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Titillating awkward toilet seat

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Lascivious parlour shitlib

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: peach excitant idiot bawdyhouse

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Sexy chocolate church

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: sickened rigpig boltzmann

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: sickened rigpig boltzmann

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Nubile lemon legend dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: sickened rigpig boltzmann

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: peach excitant idiot bawdyhouse

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: sickened rigpig boltzmann

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: mildly autistic stead feces

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: sickened rigpig boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Heady violent area

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Marvelous Pea-brained Generalized Bond

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Electric Lettuce

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: sickened rigpig boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: aquamarine forum trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Electric Lettuce

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Trip sable pisswyrm chad

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Electric Lettuce

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Maniacal azn

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Trip sable pisswyrm chad

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Drab Stag Film

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: aquamarine forum trust fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: aquamarine forum trust fund

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: aquamarine forum trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: aquamarine forum trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Out-of-control Smoky Alpha Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Big bat-shit-crazy state

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Maniacal azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: disgusting lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Coral frozen hissy fit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Coral frozen hissy fit knife

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Wild tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling plaza

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: sickened rigpig boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Mind-boggling olive potus office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: exhilarant tanning salon juggernaut

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: cream provocative base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: garnet cracking persian ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Mauve Wonderful Theater Stage Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: cerise dashing library brethren

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Crystalline national

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling olive potus office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: sickened rigpig boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Mind-boggling olive potus office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Indecent piazza degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Titillating awkward toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy rigor

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Buff Kitty

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: twinkling stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Titillating awkward toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mahogany Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: curious doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Odious jewess

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Walnut really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Ruby fear-inspiring pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: medicated alcoholic voyeur death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: onyx razzle trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: tan meetinghouse international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: tiny pink ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#49964828)