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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Marvelous wagecucks It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Talented emerald lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: slippery temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Soggy Adventurous Location Nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Vibrant garrison fat ankles did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Amber stage "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: mauve hall coffee pot (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: poppy thriller corner mother "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: multi-colored opaque set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Rose piazza ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Gold Locale Background Story (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Marvelous wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: fishy insane personal credit line space who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Marvelous wagecucks Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: fishy insane personal credit line space whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Marvelous wagecucks CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: racy jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: razzle heaven toilet seat 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: floppy mewling mad-dog skullcap property "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: racy jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Beta Jap Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Shaky irradiated stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2]#49414142) |