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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:24 PM
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:58 AM
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Date: January 8th, 2019 12:09 AM
Author: maroon hell toilet seat



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Date: January 12th, 2019 6:29 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2019 9:48 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Narrow-minded ruddy area

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Date: August 17th, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: Saffron sex offender university

Did his buddy know my dad split when I was 6 and moved 850 away?

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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Brilliant gas station cuck



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Talented Violet Locale

My child arrived just the other day

He came to the world in the usual way

But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay

He learned to walk while I was away

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew

He'd say, "I'm gonna be like you, dad

You know I'm gonna be like you."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then

You know we'll have a good time then."

My son turned ten just the other day

He said, "Thanks for the ball, dad; come on, let's play

Can you teach me to throw?"

I said, "Not today, I got a lot to do."

He said, "That's okay."

And he walked away, but his smile never dimmed

And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah

You know I'm gonna be like him."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then

You know we'll have a good time then."

Well, he came from college just the other day

So much like a man, I just had to say

"Son, I'm proud of you. Can you sit for a while?"

He shook his head, and he said with a smile

"What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys

See you later; can I have them please?"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then, dad

You know we'll have a good time then."

I've long since retired, and my son's moved away

I called him up just the other day

I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind."

He said, "I'd love to, dad, if I could find the time

You see, my new job's a hassle, and the kid's got the flu

But it's sure nice talking to you, dad

It's been sure nice talking to you."

And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me

He'd grown up just like me

My boy was just like me

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then, dad

We're gonna have a good time then."

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Date: August 2nd, 2018 9:12 AM
Author: Nubile Jewess Theatre

Fu :(

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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:49 AM
Author: hairless public bath roommate

I know this will never happen because my dad literally has no friends.

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: indigo school cafeteria idiot

because of this thread i just bought tickets to go home for thanksgiving to see my mom

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Brilliant gas station cuck

Great man. That's a really good idea.

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: disgusting marketing idea

good man. I'm sure she will appreciate it a lot.

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: indigo school cafeteria idiot

havent been stateside in 18 months man....such a shit son

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Brilliant gas station cuck

where do u live?

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: indigo school cafeteria idiot

Kiev

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: hairless public bath roommate

:)

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: indigo school cafeteria idiot

my mom called my brother in tears she's so happy

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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: Appetizing Heaven



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Diverse pungent library

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Date: November 1st, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Brilliant gas station cuck



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Date: June 9th, 2017 8:54 PM
Author: chartreuse rehab becky

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Date: June 17th, 2018 8:15 PM
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Date: June 17th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: maroon hell toilet seat

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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Peach factory reset button

Jokes on you, I have two moms

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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Pea-brained Associate Trust Fund

... so he has more friends than me

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Date: September 8th, 2018 7:23 AM
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“yeah, but right now my law firm misses me, so excuse me a minute while I take this phone call.”

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