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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
irradiated locus
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Up-to-no-good Senate
  01/26/16
This one stings.
shimmering galvanic roast beef box office
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
bossy marketing idea
  01/26/16
jesus no...
citrine coiffed stage jew
  10/24/16
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Bright corner clown
  01/03/17
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Salmon dingle berry
  02/20/18
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mustard hilarious dilemma
  06/03/19
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bossy marketing idea
  10/14/20
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carmine trip institution
  01/25/16
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lemon insecure factory reset button
  01/25/16
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thirsty psychic locale
  01/25/16
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jet bespoke ratface crotch
  01/25/16
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Brindle Step-uncle's House Hominid
  01/25/16
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thirsty psychic locale
  01/25/16
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jet bespoke ratface crotch
  01/25/16
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Bateful tanning salon
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  01/25/16
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Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke
  01/25/16
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topaz razzle idiot liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
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irradiated locus
  01/25/16
...
arousing fuchsia station
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Charcoal vigorous stage boistinker
  01/25/16
...
racy splenetic spot
  01/25/16
...
Up-to-no-good Senate
  01/26/16
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bearded vibrant cuck
  01/26/16
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Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond
  01/26/16
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Gay field kitty cat
  11/27/16
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Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  06/13/17
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geriatric state
  12/19/17
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irradiated locus
  01/24/18
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lake garrison mood
  06/10/24
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shimmering galvanic roast beef box office
  01/26/16
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Out-of-control principal's office
  10/24/16
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Bright corner clown
  11/27/16
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Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  01/23/17
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big clear trust fund old irish cottage
  03/15/17
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Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  04/20/17
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Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  02/20/18
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Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  05/24/18
...
jet-lagged medicated school idea he suggested
  09/26/21
...
flickering pink round eye range
  03/12/22
...
lake garrison mood
  05/15/22
...
lake garrison mood
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Buck-toothed cumskin
  01/25/16
Brutal
Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke
  01/25/16
...
Pearly People Who Are Hurt Pozpig
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
tripping laughsome sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
toxic
Sick exhilarant genital piercing property
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Slate comical internal respiration lettuce
  01/25/16
...
lemon insecure factory reset button
  01/25/16
...
irradiated locus
  01/25/16
...
Exciting alpha main people
  01/25/16
damnit
fragrant hissy fit
  01/25/16
...
thirsty psychic locale
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
irradiated locus
  01/25/16
jfc
Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  01/25/16
Cr edit
thirsty psychic locale
  01/25/16
...
irradiated locus
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  01/25/16
Cr
irradiated locus
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
stimulating obsidian resort
  01/25/16
hm
chocolate stubborn plaza pocket flask
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
stimulating obsidian resort
  01/25/16
wait
Stirring sex offender toaster
  01/25/16
...
shimmering galvanic roast beef box office
  01/26/16
...
Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker
  01/25/16
...
irradiated locus
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Slate comical internal respiration lettuce
  01/25/16
...
snowy site keepsake machete
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Buck-toothed cumskin
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Buck-toothed cumskin
  01/25/16
...
Stirring sex offender toaster
  01/25/16
...
geriatric state
  01/25/16
...
Charismatic mental disorder brunch
  01/25/16
...
fragrant hissy fit
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Exciting alpha main people
  01/25/16
...
irradiated locus
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
grizzly kitty
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
irradiated locus
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
opaque ungodly juggernaut
  01/25/16
...
vivacious translucent roommate
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
swollen bull headed house scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
...
tripping laughsome sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
...
arousing fuchsia station
  01/25/16
damn
stimulating obsidian resort
  01/25/16
...
Bisexual sneaky criminal theater stage
  01/25/16
...
diverse sanctuary
  01/25/16
O LORD
bearded chapel
  01/25/16
jfc
Big-titted Lodge
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
flatulent purple base
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
racy splenetic spot
  01/25/16
...
thirsty psychic locale
  01/25/16
Lmao
irradiated locus
  01/25/16
...
ivory becky
  01/25/16
...
shimmering galvanic roast beef box office
  01/26/16
...
Bisexual sneaky criminal theater stage
  01/26/16
...
Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond
  01/26/16
...
irradiated locus
  02/15/16
...
Plum blood rage
  07/08/17
...
Marvelous Masturbator
  07/08/17
...
Poppy milk
  07/08/17
...
irradiated locus
  10/27/17
...
Chestnut famous landscape painting
  12/26/17
...
irradiated locus
  05/24/18
...
irradiated locus
  03/16/20
...
odious pungent national
  02/18/22
...
useless blue stag film
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Charcoal vigorous stage boistinker
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
fragrant hissy fit
  01/25/16
ouch
red domesticated telephone corn cake
  01/26/16
poison
unhinged area
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle claret pistol
  01/26/16
180
Up-to-no-good Senate
  01/26/16
...
Stirring sex offender toaster
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
harsh heady degenerate
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
shivering church
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
shimmering galvanic roast beef box office
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
stimulating obsidian resort
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Transparent glittery public bath
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
effete boltzmann indian lodge
  01/26/16
RIP brother
judgmental saffron pisswyrm
  09/27/16
...
useless blue stag film
  12/26/17
...
Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond
  08/12/19
180
bossy marketing idea
  01/26/16
...
Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
seedy passionate whorehouse black woman
  01/27/16
...
geriatric state
  01/27/16
...
irradiated locus
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Talking brass cruise ship
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Talking brass cruise ship
  02/02/16
...
Crusty Orchestra Pit
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
ocher rehab potus
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
180 center
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
cerise antidepressant drug
  02/24/16
18000000
bronze ape
  03/04/16
165
greedy curious striped hyena indirect expression
  03/04/16
...
Internet-worthy Spruce Rigpig Theatre
  05/19/16
chilling
Boyish office halford
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
concupiscible place of business
  12/17/16
Good lord.
ruby market giraffe
  01/03/17
oh my.
Razzmatazz duck-like prole karate
  01/23/17
toxic
adventurous heaven
  03/13/17
...
big clear trust fund old irish cottage
  03/15/17
...
Charismatic mental disorder brunch
  04/02/17
...
low-t cream shrine
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Coral electric haunted graveyard azn
  07/08/17
...
Cerebral hospital trump supporter
  10/27/17
mother of god
Marvelous Masturbator
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Amethyst Nursing Home Associate
  10/27/17
JFC
Spectacular dark gaming laptop circlehead
  10/27/17
...
Supple goyim
  12/26/17
...
excitant copper abode immigrant
  12/26/17
ouch
Mischievous Confused Library
  02/20/18
...
histrionic ebony parlor double fault
  02/20/18
...
Vengeful appetizing legend
  01/16/19
...
provocative self-absorbed den mother
  08/09/19
...
jet-lagged medicated school idea he suggested
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
magenta titillating menage
  07/28/25
...
aggressive bonkers boiling water
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
underhanded naked mediation
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
white dead therapy legal warrant
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
arousing fuchsia station
  01/25/16
...
racy splenetic spot
  01/25/16
...
French fantasy-prone location jap
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke
  01/25/16
toxic
stimulating obsidian resort
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
stimulating obsidian resort
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
irradiated locus
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
stimulating obsidian resort
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
irradiated locus
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Magical temple
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
stimulating obsidian resort
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
grizzly kitty
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
grizzly kitty
  01/25/16
TY bro
Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke
  01/25/16
...
racy splenetic spot
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
orange hairraiser theater foreskin
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Pearly People Who Are Hurt Pozpig
  10/27/17
...
fighting ultramarine pervert
  10/27/17
...
irradiated locus
  05/24/18
...
Razzmatazz duck-like prole karate
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Maroon incel space
  10/27/17
credited advice
Mischievous Confused Library
  05/24/18
even more toxic
stimulating obsidian resort
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Henna university
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
stimulating obsidian resort
  01/25/16
i lol'd
multi-colored navy gay wizard
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
grizzly kitty
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
stimulating obsidian resort
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
irradiated locus
  01/25/16
lol
soul-stirring business firm
  06/01/17
...
Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
stimulating obsidian resort
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Up-to-no-good Senate
  01/26/16
...
useless blue stag film
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
flatulent purple base
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
flatulent purple base
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
flatulent purple base
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
stimulating obsidian resort
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
flatulent purple base
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
stimulating obsidian resort
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
flatulent purple base
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
irradiated locus
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
stimulating obsidian resort
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke
  01/25/16
Lmao
misanthropic stead
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
irradiated locus
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
irradiated locus
  01/25/16
lmao true
stimulating obsidian resort
  01/25/16
...
Stirring sex offender toaster
  01/26/16
...
useless blue stag film
  12/26/17
Haha
Startling self-centered voyeur stain
  03/19/20
...
Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke
  01/25/16
...
Exciting alpha main people
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
harsh heady degenerate
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
orange hairraiser theater foreskin
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Orchid fear-inspiring church building
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
talented coldplay fan
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
irradiated locus
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Maroon incel space
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
judgmental saffron pisswyrm
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Aquamarine ticket booth
  06/03/19
oh no
Transparent glittery public bath
  08/08/19
LOL
Swashbuckling piazza twinkling uncleanness
  03/16/20
JFC
Razzmatazz duck-like prole karate
  03/19/20
Update?
odious pungent national
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
lime lascivious turdskin set
  01/25/16
...
Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke
  01/25/16
...
geriatric state
  05/19/16
...
Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
haunting disturbing athletic conference
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Exciting alpha main people
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
haunting disturbing athletic conference
  01/26/16
Cr
Exciting alpha main people
  01/26/16
...
shimmering galvanic roast beef box office
  01/26/16
...
shimmering galvanic roast beef box office
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
haunting disturbing athletic conference
  01/26/16
...
underhanded naked mediation
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
iridescent dashing bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
iridescent dashing bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
carmine trip institution
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Plum blood rage
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Doobsian Forum Selfie
  01/26/16
...
Bisexual sneaky criminal theater stage
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Up-to-no-good Senate
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Stirring sex offender toaster
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Doobsian Forum Selfie
  01/26/16
Lmfao
irradiated locus
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
carmine trip institution
  01/26/16
...
Sienna massive trailer park laser beams
  01/16/19
...
Startling self-centered voyeur stain
  03/16/20
...
bossy marketing idea
  01/26/16
...
Stirring sex offender toaster
  01/26/16
...
Bisexual sneaky criminal theater stage
  01/26/16
...
geriatric state
  03/28/16
...
provocative self-absorbed den mother
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Motley Native Regret
  01/26/16
...
irradiated locus
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Magical temple
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
bossy marketing idea
  01/26/16
...
citrine coiffed stage jew
  10/24/16
...
Stirring sex offender toaster
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
multi-colored navy gay wizard
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
aromatic travel guidebook
  04/04/16
...
big clear trust fund old irish cottage
  03/15/17
*applause*
mind-boggling macaca depressive
  10/27/17
...
jet-lagged medicated school idea he suggested
  09/26/21
...
Maroon incel space
  01/26/16
...
Stirring sex offender toaster
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
haunting disturbing athletic conference
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Stirring sex offender toaster
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
irradiated locus
  01/26/16
...
haunting disturbing athletic conference
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
haunting disturbing athletic conference
  01/26/16
...
Exciting alpha main people
  01/26/16
...
grizzly kitty
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
effete boltzmann indian lodge
  01/26/16
Describe
haunting disturbing athletic conference
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
effete boltzmann indian lodge
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
haunting disturbing athletic conference
  01/26/16
...
Stirring sex offender toaster
  01/26/16
...
grizzly kitty
  01/26/16
Please be flame
irradiated locus
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
effete boltzmann indian lodge
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
effete boltzmann indian lodge
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Cerebral hospital trump supporter
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
effete boltzmann indian lodge
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
harsh heady degenerate
  01/26/16
Fuck
Cerebral hospital trump supporter
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker
  01/26/16
cq's!
stimulating obsidian resort
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
effete boltzmann indian lodge
  01/26/16
...
Razzmatazz duck-like prole karate
  03/19/20
...
big clear trust fund old irish cottage
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Soggy death wish international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Magical temple
  01/26/16
except for your autism
underhanded naked mediation
  01/26/16
...
irradiated locus
  01/26/16
...
Mischievous Confused Library
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Magical temple
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
grizzly kitty
  01/26/16
...
Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Magical temple
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Doobsian Forum Selfie
  01/26/16
...
Bisexual sneaky criminal theater stage
  01/26/16
...
shimmering galvanic roast beef box office
  01/23/17
...
big clear trust fund old irish cottage
  03/15/17
...
Plum blood rage
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
haunting disturbing athletic conference
  01/26/16
underrated
citrine coiffed stage jew
  01/26/16
...
geriatric state
  02/15/16
...
Bright corner clown
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
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...
effete boltzmann indian lodge
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...
Stirring sex offender toaster
  01/26/16
jfc
Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  01/26/16
...
Abnormal gaping pit
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Doobsian Forum Selfie
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
effete boltzmann indian lodge
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Stirring sex offender toaster
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
effete boltzmann indian lodge
  01/26/16
do u love it
Stirring sex offender toaster
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
effete boltzmann indian lodge
  01/26/16
...
Cheese-eating address electric furnace
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Doobsian Forum Selfie
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
effete boltzmann indian lodge
  01/26/16
...
irradiated locus
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
effete boltzmann indian lodge
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Doobsian Forum Selfie
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
effete boltzmann indian lodge
  01/26/16
...
Avocado contagious really tough guy
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
pontificating cracking meetinghouse fat ankles
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
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  01/26/16
...
Cerebral hospital trump supporter
  01/26/16
...
bossy marketing idea
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
grizzly kitty
  01/26/16
...
Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Bisexual sneaky criminal theater stage
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JFC
thriller casino
  01/26/16
180
Submissive useless brakes friendly grandma
  01/26/16
...
abusive hyperactive digit ratio
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Cerebral hospital trump supporter
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
effete boltzmann indian lodge
  01/26/16
...
pontificating cracking meetinghouse fat ankles
  01/26/16
...
pontificating cracking meetinghouse fat ankles
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
harsh heady degenerate
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
effete boltzmann indian lodge
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
harsh heady degenerate
  01/26/16
...
effete boltzmann indian lodge
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
effete boltzmann indian lodge
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
harsh heady degenerate
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
effete boltzmann indian lodge
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
harsh heady degenerate
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
effete boltzmann indian lodge
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
harsh heady degenerate
  01/26/16
180 twist
irradiated locus
  01/26/16
...
Stirring sex offender toaster
  01/26/16
THIS
multi-colored navy gay wizard
  01/26/16
...
Beady-eyed bbw patrolman
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
harsh heady degenerate
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
harsh heady degenerate
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
harsh heady degenerate
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
harsh heady degenerate
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Bateful tanning salon
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
harsh heady degenerate
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Bateful tanning salon
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
stimulating obsidian resort
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
harsh heady degenerate
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
harsh heady degenerate
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Magical temple
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
harsh heady degenerate
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
harsh heady degenerate
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
stimulating obsidian resort
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
wonderful newt
  01/26/16
fucking damn
fragrant hissy fit
  01/26/16
...
arousing fuchsia station
  01/26/16
180
hell
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
racy splenetic spot
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
irradiated locus
  01/27/16
...
Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Talking brass cruise ship
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
learning disabled parlour
  05/19/16
repost please
racy splenetic spot
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
effete boltzmann indian lodge
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
learning disabled parlour
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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  01/26/16
tyft brother
multi-colored navy gay wizard
  01/26/16
...
Stirring sex offender toaster
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...
Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke
  01/27/16
180.
geriatric state
  01/27/16
...
Beady-eyed bbw patrolman
  01/29/16
...
concupiscible place of business
  01/31/16
...
Stirring sex offender toaster
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
Drunken Painfully Honest National Security Agency
  02/02/16
brave
irradiated locus
  02/03/16
...
odious pungent national
  02/22/16
...
Stirring sex offender toaster
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
lavender preventive strike crackhouse
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...
racy splenetic spot
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...
irradiated locus
  09/27/16
...
irradiated locus
  03/04/16
...
Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  04/04/16
...
Charismatic mental disorder brunch
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cr
Doobsian Forum Selfie
  04/20/16
...
odious pungent national
  05/11/16
...
Stirring sex offender toaster
  05/11/16
...
irradiated locus
  06/17/16
...
milky violent hall
  09/27/16
...
Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
stimulating obsidian resort
  10/24/16
...
irradiated locus
  10/24/16
i really like it here
learning disabled parlour
  10/24/16
...
concupiscible place of business
  10/27/16
...
Blathering School Cafeteria Nowag
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
irradiated locus
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Bat Shit Crazy Kitchen
  01/23/17
... ...
Maroon incel space
  01/23/17
...
irradiated locus
  07/08/17
Lol
lavender preventive strike crackhouse
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
metal tank fortuitous meteor
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...
bossy marketing idea
  02/11/17
...
irradiated locus
  03/13/17
...
Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  03/15/17
...
big clear trust fund old irish cottage
  03/15/17
...
concupiscible place of business
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
garnet gunner
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Sable Anal Nibblets Queen Of The Night
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Razzmatazz duck-like prole karate
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...
frozen affirmative action lay
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...
geriatric state
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Mahogany at-the-ready community account home
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...
Razzmatazz duck-like prole karate
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
primrose
  07/08/17
...
rambunctious angry rigor skinny woman
  08/18/17
...
Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  09/25/17
...
Cerebral hospital trump supporter
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker
  10/27/17
...
Supple goyim
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
startled sepia
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
irradiated locus
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
startled sepia
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Blathering School Cafeteria Nowag
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
Chartreuse personal credit line
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...
Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke
  07/25/18
...
Cerebral hospital trump supporter
  05/17/18
...
irradiated locus
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Frisky turquoise jewess
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
irradiated locus
  07/25/18
...
bearded vibrant cuck
  07/25/18
...
Cerebral hospital trump supporter
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
irradiated locus
  01/16/19
...
Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
metal tank fortuitous meteor
  01/16/19
Jfc
irradiated locus
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Rusted Ladyboy
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Bateful tanning salon
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Nighttime Dysfunction Love Of Her Life
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Nighttime Dysfunction Love Of Her Life
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Doobsian Forum Selfie
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Nighttime Dysfunction Love Of Her Life
  01/17/19
...
Cerebral hospital trump supporter
  04/08/19
...
pale mad-dog skullcap
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Supple goyim
  04/09/19
...
Nighttime Dysfunction Love Of Her Life
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Nighttime Dysfunction Love Of Her Life
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
irradiated locus
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Outnumbered police squad
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
irradiated locus
  06/03/19
...
Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
180 center
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Nighttime Dysfunction Love Of Her Life
  06/03/19
...
bossy marketing idea
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Nighttime Dysfunction Love Of Her Life
  08/08/19
...
Nighttime Dysfunction Love Of Her Life
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
burgundy adulterous quadroon
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Light puppy
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
burgundy adulterous quadroon
  08/12/19
...
burgundy adulterous quadroon
  03/16/20
...
violet deer antler
  02/02/20
...
Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  03/14/20
...
Doobsian Forum Selfie
  03/16/20
...
Doobsian Forum Selfie
  09/30/20
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Sooty Autistic Party Of The First Part
  08/27/21
...
Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  09/13/21
...
Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker
  09/26/21
...
Insane walnut goal in life
  10/11/21
...
jet-lagged medicated school idea he suggested
  10/11/21
bump
Doobsian Forum Selfie
  03/12/22
...
Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier
  01/05/23
...
odious pungent national
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
lilac stock car headpube
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Awkward aqua wagecucks
  10/13/23
...
irradiated locus
  01/03/24
...
Cerebral hospital trump supporter
  08/09/24
...
odious pungent national
  07/28/25
...
Ozzie Canseco
  12/29/25
...
Kenneth Play
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Rakeokc@mail.com
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: irradiated locus

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Senate

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: shimmering galvanic roast beef box office

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: bossy marketing idea

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: citrine coiffed stage jew

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Charcoal vigorous stage boistinker

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: lake garrison mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: lake garrison mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Buck-toothed cumskin

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Pearly People Who Are Hurt Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: tripping laughsome sweet tailpipe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Sick exhilarant genital piercing property

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Slate comical internal respiration lettuce

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: lemon insecure factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: irradiated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Exciting alpha main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: fragrant hissy fit

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: thirsty psychic locale



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: irradiated locus

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: thirsty psychic locale

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: irradiated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: irradiated locus

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian resort

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: chocolate stubborn plaza pocket flask

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian resort

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Stirring sex offender toaster

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: shimmering galvanic roast beef box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: irradiated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Slate comical internal respiration lettuce

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: snowy site keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Buck-toothed cumskin

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Buck-toothed cumskin

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Stirring sex offender toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: geriatric state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Charismatic mental disorder brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: fragrant hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Exciting alpha main people

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: irradiated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: grizzly kitty

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: irradiated locus

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: opaque ungodly juggernaut

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: vivacious translucent roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: swollen bull headed house scourge upon the earth

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: tripping laughsome sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: arousing fuchsia station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian resort

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Bisexual sneaky criminal theater stage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: diverse sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: bearded chapel

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Big-titted Lodge

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: flatulent purple base

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: racy splenetic spot

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: thirsty psychic locale



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: irradiated locus

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: ivory becky



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: shimmering galvanic roast beef box office



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Bisexual sneaky criminal theater stage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: irradiated locus



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Author: Plum blood rage



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Author: Marvelous Masturbator



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Poppy milk



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: irradiated locus



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Chestnut famous landscape painting



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: irradiated locus



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: irradiated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: odious pungent national



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: useless blue stag film



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Charcoal vigorous stage boistinker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: fragrant hissy fit

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: red domesticated telephone corn cake

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: unhinged area

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle claret pistol



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Stirring sex offender toaster



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: harsh heady degenerate

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: shivering church

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: shimmering galvanic roast beef box office

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: stimulating obsidian resort

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Transparent glittery public bath

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: effete boltzmann indian lodge

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: judgmental saffron pisswyrm

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: useless blue stag film



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: bossy marketing idea

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: seedy passionate whorehouse black woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: geriatric state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: irradiated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Talking brass cruise ship

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Talking brass cruise ship

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Crusty Orchestra Pit



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: ocher rehab potus

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: 180 center

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: cerise antidepressant drug

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: bronze ape

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: greedy curious striped hyena indirect expression

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Spruce Rigpig Theatre



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Boyish office halford

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: concupiscible place of business

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: ruby market giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz duck-like prole karate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: adventurous heaven

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: big clear trust fund old irish cottage



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Charismatic mental disorder brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: low-t cream shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Coral electric haunted graveyard azn

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Cerebral hospital trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Marvelous Masturbator

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Amethyst Nursing Home Associate

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Spectacular dark gaming laptop circlehead

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Supple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: excitant copper abode immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Mischievous Confused Library

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: histrionic ebony parlor double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Vengeful appetizing legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: provocative self-absorbed den mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: jet-lagged medicated school idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: magenta titillating menage

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: aggressive bonkers boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: underhanded naked mediation

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: white dead therapy legal warrant

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: arousing fuchsia station

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: racy splenetic spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: French fantasy-prone location jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian resort

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian resort

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: irradiated locus

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian resort

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: irradiated locus

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Magical temple

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian resort

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: grizzly kitty

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: grizzly kitty

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: racy splenetic spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: orange hairraiser theater foreskin

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Pearly People Who Are Hurt Pozpig

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: fighting ultramarine pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: irradiated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz duck-like prole karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Maroon incel space

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Mischievous Confused Library

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian resort

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Henna university

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian resort

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: multi-colored navy gay wizard

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: grizzly kitty

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian resort

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: irradiated locus

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring business firm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian resort

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Senate

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: useless blue stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: flatulent purple base

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: flatulent purple base

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: flatulent purple base

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian resort

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: flatulent purple base

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian resort

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: flatulent purple base

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: irradiated locus

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian resort

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: misanthropic stead

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: irradiated locus

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: irradiated locus

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian resort

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Stirring sex offender toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: useless blue stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Startling self-centered voyeur stain

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Exciting alpha main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: harsh heady degenerate

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: orange hairraiser theater foreskin

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Orchid fear-inspiring church building

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: talented coldplay fan

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: irradiated locus

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Maroon incel space

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: judgmental saffron pisswyrm

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Aquamarine ticket booth

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Transparent glittery public bath

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling piazza twinkling uncleanness

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz duck-like prole karate

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: odious pungent national

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: lime lascivious turdskin set

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: geriatric state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: haunting disturbing athletic conference

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Exciting alpha main people

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: haunting disturbing athletic conference

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Exciting alpha main people

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: shimmering galvanic roast beef box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: shimmering galvanic roast beef box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: haunting disturbing athletic conference

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: underhanded naked mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: iridescent dashing bawdyhouse

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: iridescent dashing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: carmine trip institution

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Plum blood rage

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Doobsian Forum Selfie

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Bisexual sneaky criminal theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Senate

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Stirring sex offender toaster

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Doobsian Forum Selfie

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: irradiated locus

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: carmine trip institution

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Sienna massive trailer park laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Startling self-centered voyeur stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: bossy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Stirring sex offender toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Bisexual sneaky criminal theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: geriatric state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: provocative self-absorbed den mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Motley Native Regret

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: irradiated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Magical temple

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: bossy marketing idea

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: citrine coiffed stage jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Stirring sex offender toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: multi-colored navy gay wizard

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: aromatic travel guidebook

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: big clear trust fund old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: mind-boggling macaca depressive

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: jet-lagged medicated school idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Maroon incel space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Stirring sex offender toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: haunting disturbing athletic conference

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Stirring sex offender toaster

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: irradiated locus

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: haunting disturbing athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: haunting disturbing athletic conference

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Exciting alpha main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: grizzly kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: effete boltzmann indian lodge

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: haunting disturbing athletic conference

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: effete boltzmann indian lodge

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: haunting disturbing athletic conference

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Stirring sex offender toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: grizzly kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: irradiated locus

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: effete boltzmann indian lodge

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: effete boltzmann indian lodge

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Cerebral hospital trump supporter

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: effete boltzmann indian lodge

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: harsh heady degenerate

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Cerebral hospital trump supporter

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian resort

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: effete boltzmann indian lodge

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz duck-like prole karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: big clear trust fund old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Soggy death wish international law enforcement agency

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Magical temple

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: underhanded naked mediation

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: irradiated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Mischievous Confused Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Magical temple

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: grizzly kitty

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Magical temple

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Doobsian Forum Selfie

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Bisexual sneaky criminal theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: shimmering galvanic roast beef box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: big clear trust fund old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Plum blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: haunting disturbing athletic conference

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: citrine coiffed stage jew

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: geriatric state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Bright corner clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: very tactful balding point

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: effete boltzmann indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Stirring sex offender toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Abnormal gaping pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Doobsian Forum Selfie

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: effete boltzmann indian lodge

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Stirring sex offender toaster

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: effete boltzmann indian lodge

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Stirring sex offender toaster

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: effete boltzmann indian lodge

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Cheese-eating address electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Doobsian Forum Selfie

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: effete boltzmann indian lodge

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: irradiated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: effete boltzmann indian lodge

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Doobsian Forum Selfie

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: effete boltzmann indian lodge

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Avocado contagious really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: pontificating cracking meetinghouse fat ankles

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: fragrant hissy fit

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Cerebral hospital trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: bossy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: grizzly kitty

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Bisexual sneaky criminal theater stage

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: thriller casino

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Submissive useless brakes friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: abusive hyperactive digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Cerebral hospital trump supporter

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: effete boltzmann indian lodge

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: pontificating cracking meetinghouse fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: pontificating cracking meetinghouse fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: harsh heady degenerate

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: effete boltzmann indian lodge

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: harsh heady degenerate

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: effete boltzmann indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: effete boltzmann indian lodge

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: harsh heady degenerate

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: effete boltzmann indian lodge

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: harsh heady degenerate

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: effete boltzmann indian lodge

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: harsh heady degenerate

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: irradiated locus

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Stirring sex offender toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: multi-colored navy gay wizard

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bbw patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: harsh heady degenerate

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: harsh heady degenerate

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: harsh heady degenerate

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: harsh heady degenerate

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Bateful tanning salon

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: harsh heady degenerate

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Bateful tanning salon

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian resort

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: harsh heady degenerate

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: harsh heady degenerate

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Magical temple

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: harsh heady degenerate

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Beta narrow-minded dragon generalized bond

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: harsh heady degenerate

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian resort

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: wonderful newt

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: fragrant hissy fit

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: arousing fuchsia station



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author:  hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: racy splenetic spot

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: irradiated locus

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Talking brass cruise ship

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: learning disabled parlour

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: racy splenetic spot

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: effete boltzmann indian lodge

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: learning disabled parlour

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Avocado contagious really tough guy

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: multi-colored navy gay wizard

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Stirring sex offender toaster



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: geriatric state

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bbw patrolman



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: concupiscible place of business



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Stirring sex offender toaster



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Drunken Painfully Honest National Security Agency

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: irradiated locus

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: odious pungent national



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Stirring sex offender toaster



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  lavender preventive strike crackhouse

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: racy splenetic spot



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: irradiated locus



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: irradiated locus



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Charismatic mental disorder brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Doobsian Forum Selfie

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: odious pungent national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Stirring sex offender toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: irradiated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: milky violent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: stimulating obsidian resort

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: irradiated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: learning disabled parlour

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: concupiscible place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  Blathering School Cafeteria Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: irradiated locus

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Kitchen

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Maroon incel space

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: irradiated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  lavender preventive strike crackhouse

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: metal tank fortuitous meteor

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: bossy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: irradiated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: big clear trust fund old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: concupiscible place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: garnet gunner

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Sable Anal Nibblets Queen Of The Night

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz duck-like prole karate

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  frozen affirmative action lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: geriatric state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Mahogany at-the-ready community account home

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz duck-like prole karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  primrose

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: rambunctious angry rigor skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Cerebral hospital trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Supple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: startled sepia

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: irradiated locus

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: startled sepia

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  Blathering School Cafeteria Nowag

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Chartreuse personal credit line

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Silver Sickened Wrinkle Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Cerebral hospital trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: irradiated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Frisky turquoise jewess

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: irradiated locus

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: bearded vibrant cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Cerebral hospital trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: irradiated locus

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: metal tank fortuitous meteor

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: irradiated locus

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  Rusted Ladyboy

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Bateful tanning salon

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Nighttime Dysfunction Love Of Her Life

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Nighttime Dysfunction Love Of Her Life

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Doobsian Forum Selfie

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Nighttime Dysfunction Love Of Her Life

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Cerebral hospital trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: pale mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Supple goyim

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Nighttime Dysfunction Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Nighttime Dysfunction Love Of Her Life

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: irradiated locus

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Outnumbered police squad

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: irradiated locus

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: 180 center

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Nighttime Dysfunction Love Of Her Life

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: bossy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Nighttime Dysfunction Love Of Her Life

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Nighttime Dysfunction Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: burgundy adulterous quadroon

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Light puppy

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: burgundy adulterous quadroon

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: burgundy adulterous quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  violet deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Doobsian Forum Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Doobsian Forum Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Sooty Autistic Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Floppy alcoholic gas station windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Insane walnut goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: jet-lagged medicated school idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Doobsian Forum Selfie

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: odious pungent national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: lilac stock car headpube

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Awkward aqua wagecucks

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: irradiated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Cerebral hospital trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: odious pungent national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2]#49548061)