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misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus
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  07/21/19
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misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Dashing Sadistic Black Woman
  12/20/20
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poppy dilemma mental disorder
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
disrespectful ape
  08/21/19
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Talking menage idea he suggested
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Bright immigrant
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Vengeful gunner box office
  08/21/19
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vibrant factory reset button lodge
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Impertinent flesh philosopher-king toilet seat
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
disrespectful ape
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Vengeful gunner box office
  08/21/19
emergency money
disrespectful ape
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Brindle Arousing Heaven French Chef
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salmon police squad
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salmon police squad
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hehe
vivacious rigpig
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Dashing Sadistic Black Woman
  09/13/25
You’re poor
Painfully honest partner
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Stirring roommate
  09/01/19
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Brindle Arousing Heaven French Chef
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Bright immigrant
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
vibrant factory reset button lodge
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
laughsome navy parlour
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Duck-like vermilion goyim
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
anal transparent jap
  09/10/21
great thread
Aphrodisiac feces
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus
  04/10/23
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poppy dilemma mental disorder
  04/10/23
i love men
Aphrodisiac feces
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Stirring roommate
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Overrated kitchen bbw
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus
  09/13/25
[Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has...
Zero Income No Kids
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Dashing Sadistic Black Woman

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: poppy dilemma mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: disrespectful ape

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Talking menage idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Bright immigrant

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Vengeful gunner box office

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: vibrant factory reset button lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Impertinent flesh philosopher-king toilet seat

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: disrespectful ape

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Vengeful gunner box office

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: disrespectful ape

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Brindle Arousing Heaven French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: salmon police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: salmon police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: vivacious rigpig

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Dashing Sadistic Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Painfully honest partner

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Stirring roommate

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Brindle Arousing Heaven French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Bright immigrant

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: vibrant factory reset button lodge

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: laughsome navy parlour

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Duck-like vermilion goyim

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: anal transparent jap

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac feces

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: poppy dilemma mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac feces

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Stirring roommate

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Overrated kitchen bbw

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle queen of the night locus

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2]#49430061)