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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:07 PM
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"So ju are dating my roommate Tessa?" she asks you. "Are ju guys serious?"

You look at her. Your girlfriend stepped out to get coffee and you expect her back at any moment.

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Sandy raises her eyebrows at this, still pretending to look for something in the pile of laundry. She bends over farther. There is a hint of cheek under the towel.

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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:32 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#42111305)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:42 PM
Author: territorial nubile new version hell



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:36 AM
Author: House-broken cruise ship multi-billionaire



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Date: March 16th, 2021 7:09 AM
Author: aromatic hissy fit place of business



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Author: crimson center



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Author: motley potus roommate



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Date: March 16th, 2021 3:13 PM
Author: gay razzmatazz range



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Date: March 16th, 2021 6:55 PM
Author: Aquamarine Pervert Parlor



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Date: March 16th, 2021 8:52 PM
Author: Brilliant talented jewess



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Author: autistic soul-stirring stain



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Pontificating degenerate



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Date: May 5th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: autistic soul-stirring stain



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Date: September 7th, 2021 8:53 AM
Author: territorial nubile new version hell



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Author: autistic soul-stirring stain



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Date: May 15th, 2022 5:20 PM
Author: mint school cafeteria antidepressant drug



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Date: July 13th, 2023 8:38 AM
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Date: July 13th, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: electric church macaca



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Date: July 16th, 2024 11:36 AM
Author: Arousing Tanning Salon Dopamine



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:48 PM
Author: Talking aphrodisiac garrison ape



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Author: odious green resort



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Author: excitant zombie-like pozpig



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Date: January 21st, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: motley potus roommate



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: Dull sick library



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Date: April 15th, 2022 12:39 PM
Author: twisted faggotry

love “your college khakis”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#44346055)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:13 PM
Author: Dun Skinny Woman Immigrant



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Date: December 22nd, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: hairless appetizing gas station



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Date: July 29th, 2024 1:50 PM
Author: Onyx mad-dog skullcap

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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:12 PM
Author: Ruby mind-boggling toaster

very well-crafted title and OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#42108881)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: rough-skinned legend

tweet this to @AOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#42109001)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Cerebral state



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:13 PM
Author: medicated adventurous set international law enforcement agency

This is very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#42108889)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:21 PM
Author: self-centered sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#42108928)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 5:54 PM
Author: Supple chestnut patrolman

I can never get into these because it’s obvious that she’s a native English speaker and her Spanish is shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#42109418)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 5:58 PM
Author: medicated adventurous set international law enforcement agency



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:27 PM
Author: costumed temple

Sometimes she has an accent

https://youtu.be/-J8PJfvGzWg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#42111288)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: tan institution

Truly sick people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#42111656)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:56 AM
Author: twisted faggotry

I DONT FEEL NO WAYS TIRED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#42111671)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 1:01 AM
Author: tan institution



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: floppy adulterous shrine really tough guy



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Author: pale vivacious cuckold filthpig



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: floppy adulterous shrine really tough guy



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Date: March 15th, 2021 6:00 PM
Author: narrow-minded contagious field pistol



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: comical theater stage personal credit line

a wonderful op, the only problem is she has no accent. that thing she's putting on right now in public is her trying to have an accent. she's basically a white girl from westchester.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#42111205)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:18 PM
Author: Maniacal Gaping

Next you're gonna tell me Sotomayor doesn't moonlight at Sbarro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#42111257)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: comical theater stage personal credit line

it works better with her because she looks a little more wetback. aoc has sharp features.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#42111277)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:50 AM
Author: twisted faggotry

There is a well established xo canon of AOC poasts where she is a true blue wetback. It’s an enjoyable fiction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#42111650)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 2:54 PM
Author: self-centered sweet tailpipe

Is it in the Sbarro Sonia universe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#42114224)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 3:12 PM
Author: twisted faggotry

Makes sense that it would be, maybe we’ll see some cross over in the future!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#42114349)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 6:40 PM
Author: comical theater stage personal credit line



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Date: March 16th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Swollen Buff Piazza

Welcome to the AutoAdmit Cinematic Universe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#42116255)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: autistic soul-stirring stain



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Author: poppy spot



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:08 PM
Author: Cracking cerise selfie nowag

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#42111214)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:12 PM
Author: rough-skinned legend

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#42111234)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:52 AM
Author: tan institution

Knew exactly what this would be and it’s worth the click every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#42111660)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 10:19 AM
Author: bateful ceo

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Author: fuchsia nursing home generalized bond



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Author: lascivious rusted factory reset button



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Date: April 22nd, 2021 9:16 AM
Author: impressive jap den



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: autistic soul-stirring stain



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Author: poppy spot



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Author: poppy spot



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Author: Stimulating judgmental pit juggernaut



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Date: May 16th, 2026 11:57 AM
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Date: March 16th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: motley potus roommate

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Date: April 22nd, 2021 8:06 AM
Author: impressive jap den



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Date: April 22nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: motley potus roommate

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Date: May 5th, 2021 11:45 AM
Author: impressive jap den



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: impressive jap den



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Date: September 7th, 2021 9:00 AM
Author: self-centered sweet tailpipe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#43075071)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 10:21 AM
Author: excitant zombie-like pozpig

Reminder: Libs are humorless and so will never praise anything that appears to make light of something they think is "serious."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#43075378)



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Date: May 16th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: Stimulating judgmental pit juggernaut

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#49886459)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: naked property

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Author: Self-absorbed Concupiscible Stage Bbw



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Date: September 19th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: territorial nubile new version hell



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Author: hairraiser site mediation



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Author: impressive jap den



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Date: January 12th, 2022 7:05 AM
Author: poppy spot



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Date: March 9th, 2022 8:44 PM
Author: Boyish space

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Author: poppy spot



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Author: autistic soul-stirring stain



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Date: April 15th, 2022 12:40 PM
Author: Stimulating judgmental pit juggernaut



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Date: May 15th, 2022 5:21 PM
Author: Stimulating judgmental pit juggernaut



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Author: Dull sick library



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Date: December 22nd, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: mischievous plaza yarmulke

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2]#45675314)



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Date: July 12th, 2023 10:38 AM
Author: Stimulating judgmental pit juggernaut

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Author: excitant zombie-like pozpig



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Author: Dull sick library



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Author: poppy spot



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Talking aphrodisiac garrison ape



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:13 PM
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