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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: fragrant dull center hominid

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42944243)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: soggy bat shit crazy masturbator



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: cerebral garrison

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: pink theatre

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42944245)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Titillating Violent Travel Guidebook Mad-dog Skullcap

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: mentally impaired bbw



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Titillating Violent Travel Guidebook Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43525655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie

!!!

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Bonkers up-to-no-good goyim nibblets



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Arousing dingle berry preventive strike



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Exhilarant godawful fanboi

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Exhilarant godawful fanboi

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: frozen charcoal legend



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: canary swollen trust fund



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Splenetic business firm jap

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: cheese-eating weed whacker

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring ticket booth gaming laptop

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: duck-like cuck locus

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: cheese-eating weed whacker

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Zippy trailer park

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: soggy bat shit crazy masturbator



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Racy Know-it-all Hell

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Zippy trailer park



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Author: comical shrine selfie



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Zippy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Tan Mildly Autistic Gaping Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: curious chrome national

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: curious chrome national

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: curious chrome national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: curious chrome national

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac reading party philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant godawful fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: stubborn rusted indirect expression

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: stubborn rusted indirect expression

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: stubborn rusted indirect expression

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: boyish rebellious new version

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: comical shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2032



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49911902)