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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Heady rigor locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: blue station trust fund ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Heady rigor locale "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Heady rigor locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Heady rigor locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Heady rigor locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Heady rigor locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: ungodly twinkling step-uncle's house black woman My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Heady rigor locale LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Heady rigor locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Heady rigor locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Heady rigor locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: carmine razzle quadroon "You've reached the..."
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Heady rigor locale 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43194586) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Heady rigor locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43523933) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: bateful bisexual faggot firefighter theater I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Heady rigor locale This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42887666) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Heady rigor locale Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42950183) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: overrated masturbator point Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: vigorous corner Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Heady rigor locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43183889) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Heady rigor locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43053100) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Heady rigor locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Heady rigor locale As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43107002) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Heady rigor locale On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376409) |
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Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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