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My oven requires WiFi. Fuck this gay earth.
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:32 PM Author: Ivory whorehouse alpha The initial oven from the 90s or early 00s in my kitchen is a little smaller than most ovens built today, so there were only 2 available models which would fit the dimensions cut into our counter. Both ovens were basically identical, so we just picked one. When we were evaluating them, I thought it was retarded that the ovens were WiFi enabled, and I didn’t want it, but I figured my wife could connect if she really wanted it and we didn’t have any other choice.
Well it turns out that half the features on the oven don’t even work unless you’re connected to WiFi. And in order to get connected, you have to download an app, create an account, give them your email, name, address, phone number, and share the precise location of your cell phone (I’m not kidding). It takes literally 30 minutes to get this dumb oven connected to WiFi, and it adds exactly zero value other than allowing the buttons on the touchpad to work.
I’m halfway tempted to just buy some 1950s antique and have it installed instead. This thing fucking sucks. I would honestly pay more for an oven that doesn’t come with any “smart”/WiFi capabilities. |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:50 PM Author: Insecure bronze hospital Does it take connectivity to be maintained? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471369) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:47 PM Author: Ivory whorehouse alpha Apparently for some features yes and for others no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471877) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:51 PM Author: clear market knife High end appliances are one of the most not-flame home purchases. You can get a Sub-Zero that will last 4 years, no Wi-Fi bullshit, provides superior energy efficiency, and perfect temperature. Or you buy a piece of shit box for 1/3 the cost at Home Depot. They cost $50 to make, last 7 years, and HD justifies selling it for $3,000 because it has an iPad in the door. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44472118) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:00 PM Author: Ivory whorehouse alpha 4 years seems a little short. I’m going to assume you meant 40, since that’s the lifespan I’d like an appliance to have.
Strongly agree, though, that it is worth it to pay for quality in appliances. |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:56 PM Author: Zippy Amethyst Step-uncle's House Community Account Sounds right. My house has 16 year old wolf range with no screens of any kind. Just some basic knobs and a spacious oven. Feels like this thing is going to last another 16 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44472386) |
Date: May 7th, 2022 6:33 PM Author: disturbing violent dopamine Lmao flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471274) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:34 PM Author: Ivory whorehouse alpha 100% not flame. This is the most retarded piece of GC junk I’ve ever had the misfortune of purchasing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471283) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:35 PM Author: disturbing violent dopamine Jfc FTGE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471290) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:34 PM Author: shimmering keepsake machete bawdyhouse lmfao this earth is so gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471280) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:35 PM Author: titillating cuckold depressive pic or flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471289) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:37 PM Author: Ivory whorehouse alpha See my post below. That dude bought the same oven. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471300) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:36 PM Author: Ivory whorehouse alpha Looks like I’m not the only one who made this mistake.
https://twitter.com/drbarnard/status/1500145131894231046?s=20&t=6h3OXU0WTpBTBRU1DBpMtg |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:38 PM Author: titillating cuckold depressive oh ok so you pulled it off the internet. no xo poaster would do such a stupid thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471307) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM Author: Ivory whorehouse alpha I fell for it. These kinds of complaints didn’t turn up when my wife and I first googled the ovens. The other oven would probably do the exact same thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471326) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:38 PM Author: shimmering keepsake machete bawdyhouse Jfc I'd rip this faggot oven out of the wall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471308) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:40 PM Author: Ivory whorehouse alpha The fucking GALL of GE to require me to share my precise location so the oven works. What fucking value does that add to roasting a chicken? It’s such a transparent scam to collect personal information. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471323) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:11 PM Author: Khaki idiotic heaven Elon should ditch Twitter and go into the appliance biz
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1500445002521927681?s=21 |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:16 PM Author: Concupiscible Fishy Immigrant University lmfao stupid goy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471520) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:24 PM Author: Erotic Wagecucks Kitchen lol just lol at ovens requiring software updates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471551) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:25 PM Author: Concupiscible Fishy Immigrant University If you don't get a booster, you can't access your bank accounts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471559) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:36 PM Author: Ivory whorehouse alpha They’re pushing this garbage on microwaves, refrigerators, washing machine, dishwashers, dryers , basically anything with a power source is getting WiFi. I even saw WiFi-enabled LED light bulbs for sale at Home Depot recently. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471616) |
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Date: May 8th, 2022 2:09 AM Author: Insecure bronze hospital Not just updates. Not just general location. Precise location. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44473246) |
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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:43 PM Author: Nubile curious nowag Fuck those kikes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44517493) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM Author: Bonkers office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471330) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM Author: Ivory whorehouse alpha https://www.consumerreports.org/kitchen-appliances/do-you-need-wifi-to-cook-a-roast-a9457457941/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471333) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:45 PM Author: Light arousing casino And if you say nigger on the internet, it will burn your house to the ground. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471342) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:54 PM Author: Ivory whorehouse alpha How much do you want to bet that the “voice activated voice controls” smart remote that came with my cable box reports how many times I say “nigger,” “fag,” or some other non-PC pejorative to the ISP? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471388) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:18 PM Author: magical electric marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471531) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: CapTTTainFalcon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#49663115) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:46 PM Author: Garnet tattoo shrine return it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471345) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:46 PM Author: Awkward private investor cruise ship just wait till your oven gets hacked by North Korea and then DDOSes the US government and in the end you get prosecuted for cyber-terrorism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471349) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:54 PM Author: Ivory whorehouse alpha I hope they do it so that the USG finally tells these companies to fuck off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471392) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: razzle-dazzle avocado national security agency toaster get a wood fired brick oven faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471355) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: beady-eyed meetinghouse Internet of Things == Granular Surveillance & Control (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471356) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:56 PM Author: Ivory whorehouse alpha I dread the day where I have to replace a refrigerator and every fridge option nags you on your cell phone all day to buy more milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471401) |
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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:43 PM Author: Nubile curious nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44517494) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:55 PM Author: Violet passionate institution dragon What are these alleged features? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471397) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:59 PM Author: Ivory whorehouse alpha It’s shit like “convection roast” and I think there are other buttons like “air fry” and bird-specific roasting that require it too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471418) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:57 PM Author: Cerise indian lodge If you’re not cooking all your food over an open fire you are part of the problem.
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:14 PM Author: Concupiscible Fishy Immigrant University it's taping and recording you. if you criticize the government, it will flood your home with poison gas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471511) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:27 PM Author: Ivory whorehouse alpha Do you think it will go poison gas or just gas explosion? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471569) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:29 PM Author: stimulating cocky black woman Bought a treadmill last year that does this same fucking shit. I'm livid and returning it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471579) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:30 PM Author: Erotic Wagecucks Kitchen It's May. How long have you been procrastinating returning this treadmill? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471581) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:32 PM Author: stimulating cocky black woman They have to come pick it up. Its faggoty as shit and 90% of the time wouldn't work Couldn't do the most basic function |
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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:44 PM Author: Nubile curious nowag I threw my Pitney Bowes stamp printer in the lake nearby (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44517498) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:33 PM Author: Ivory whorehouse alpha Mint condition?
Jk. Fuck these companies |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:31 PM Author: ultramarine locus codepig this is what democracy looks like (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471584) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:00 PM Author: Ivory whorehouse alpha Surveillance capitalism is the hottest new trend! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471721) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:03 PM Author: green theatre Burying the lede -
how the fuck is it $3,700? |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:02 PM Author: thriller honey-headed lodge Putin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471934) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:13 PM Author: Ivory whorehouse alpha Our choices were limited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471967) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:55 PM Author: claret haunting den new version It’s over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471910) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:57 PM Author: thriller honey-headed lodge Put your phone in the oven set to max temp convection roast and tell us what happens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471920) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:18 PM Author: Odious round eye Around 97 or so all gas ovens went to the stupid gas regulators for “safety” which repeatedly fail. I will never own an oven post that change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44471985) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:47 PM Author: Fighting Soul-stirring Brunch This thread was dangerously low on autism until now, thanks for jumping in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44472090) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:57 PM Author: Odious round eye Always (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44472390) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:02 PM Author: dashing gaming laptop toilet seat the Internet of things: my oven is a faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44472166) |
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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:49 PM Author: Nubile curious nowag Mine identifies as a sink. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44517527) |
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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:36 PM Author: Concupiscible Fishy Immigrant University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2]#44517455) |