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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Fear-inspiring Costumed Friendly Grandma
  07/17/22
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plum range
  07/17/22
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Vibrant genital piercing national security agency
  07/17/22
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Avocado Exhilarant Field Candlestick Maker
  07/18/22
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Fear-inspiring Costumed Friendly Grandma
  09/29/22
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Fear-inspiring Costumed Friendly Grandma
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Aphrodisiac School
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Aphrodisiac School
  01/07/23
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Avocado Exhilarant Field Candlestick Maker
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Mind-boggling chocolate university nowag
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Mind-boggling chocolate university nowag
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Arousing location roast beef
  03/18/23
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Fear-inspiring Costumed Friendly Grandma
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Mind-boggling chocolate university nowag
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
fantasy-prone address quadroon
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Fuchsia Beta Base Giraffe
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Wonderful office
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Wonderful office
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Wonderful office
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
saffron magical mother parlour
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Wonderful office
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Wonderful office
  08/23/24
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Wonderful office
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Wonderful office
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Wonderful office
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Wonderful office
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Bateful Glassy Bawdyhouse Dysfunction
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
diverse brass point tank
  09/28/24
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Fear-inspiring Costumed Friendly Grandma
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Wonderful office
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Wonderful office
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Costumed Friendly Grandma

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: plum range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Vibrant genital piercing national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Avocado Exhilarant Field Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Costumed Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Costumed Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac School

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac School

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Avocado Exhilarant Field Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Mind-boggling chocolate university nowag

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Mind-boggling chocolate university nowag

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Arousing location roast beef

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Costumed Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Mind-boggling chocolate university nowag

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: fantasy-prone address quadroon

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Fuchsia Beta Base Giraffe

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Wonderful office

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Wonderful office

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Wonderful office

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: saffron magical mother parlour

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Wonderful office

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Wonderful office

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Wonderful office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Wonderful office

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Wonderful office

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Wonderful office

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Bateful Glassy Bawdyhouse Dysfunction

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: diverse brass point tank

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Costumed Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Wonderful office

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Wonderful office

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#49932244)