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Cock Control to Training Tom

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lilac laser beams
  11/28/22
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Frozen rigpig field
  11/28/22
Cock Control to Trainin' Tom Cock Control to Trainin' Tom...
lilac laser beams
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Frozen rigpig field
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Abusive Ultramarine Theater
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Vengeful home trump supporter
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lilac laser beams
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
Iridescent kitty
  12/13/22
Me.
lilac laser beams
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
Iridescent kitty
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
lilac laser beams
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
Iridescent kitty
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
wonderful resort nibblets
  12/14/22
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Bearded water buffalo dopamine
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apoplectic cracking people who are hurt space
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Jet casino marketing idea
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lilac laser beams
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lilac laser beams
  11/29/22
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vibrant geriatric sanctuary rigor
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lilac laser beams
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
Twisted fragrant affirmative action
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
abnormal electric locus pistol
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
lilac laser beams
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
Twisted fragrant affirmative action
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massive property idiot
  12/11/22
Woah.
lilac laser beams
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buff milk
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stirring pisswyrm stain
  12/14/22
btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
lilac laser beams
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
Twisted fragrant affirmative action
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
lilac laser beams
  12/21/22
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lilac laser beams
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
Twisted fragrant affirmative action
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lilac laser beams
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green cocky theatre dragon
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lilac laser beams
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lilac laser beams
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vibrant geriatric sanctuary rigor
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: lilac laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Frozen rigpig field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: lilac laser beams

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Frozen rigpig field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Abusive Ultramarine Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: Vengeful home trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: lilac laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: Iridescent kitty

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: lilac laser beams

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: Iridescent kitty

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: lilac laser beams

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: Iridescent kitty

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: wonderful resort nibblets

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: Bearded water buffalo dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: apoplectic cracking people who are hurt space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: Jet casino marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: lilac laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: lilac laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: vibrant geriatric sanctuary rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: lilac laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: Twisted fragrant affirmative action

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: abnormal electric locus pistol

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: lilac laser beams

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Twisted fragrant affirmative action

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: massive property idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: lilac laser beams

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: buff milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: stirring pisswyrm stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: lilac laser beams

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Twisted fragrant affirmative action

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: lilac laser beams

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: lilac laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Twisted fragrant affirmative action

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: lilac laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: green cocky theatre dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: lilac laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: lilac laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: vibrant geriatric sanctuary rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2]#49535059)