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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
low-t talking school personal credit line
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
deep spectacular ceo theater stage
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Mind-boggling Costumed Sandwich
  03/02/24
...
startling claret boiling water
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Dashing Peach Hell
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
deep spectacular ceo theater stage
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Dashing Peach Hell
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
deep spectacular ceo theater stage
  03/02/24
lmao
Mischievous partner lodge
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
Thriller Hyperactive Kitchen Pisswyrm
  03/03/24
...
Histrionic Jade Wrinkle Black Woman
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Misanthropic temple deer antler
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
low-t talking school personal credit line
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
cerebral twinkling hominid
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
low-t talking school personal credit line
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
cerebral twinkling hominid
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Fragrant Cumskin
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Soul-stirring nudist knife plaza
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Useless public bath hairy legs
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Talented Hateful Background Story
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Maniacal gunner
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Pea-brained Location Fortuitous Meteor
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
milky boyish jew
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
Bearded kink-friendly double fault
  03/02/24
...
Stirring Senate
  03/02/24
...
Floppy House Haunted Graveyard
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Stirring Senate
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
Floppy House Haunted Graveyard
  03/02/24
...
Mischievous partner lodge
  03/03/24
...
appetizing insane rehab
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
Excitant sex offender
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
low-t talking school personal credit line
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Offensive generalized bond
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
low-t talking school personal credit line
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Offensive generalized bond
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
irradiated indigo lay
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Dashing Peach Hell
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
low-t talking school personal credit line
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Translucent faggot firefighter travel guidebook
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
low-t talking school personal credit line
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
Passionate Dilemma Degenerate
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
opaque shrine fanboi
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
low-t talking school personal credit line
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Maize shivering ape
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Talented Hateful Background Story
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Soul-stirring nudist knife plaza
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
milky boyish jew
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Fragrant Cumskin
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
milky boyish jew
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Diverse market tank
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
Odious chest-beating range
  03/03/24
"shit"
Pea-brained Location Fortuitous Meteor
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
Contagious turquoise regret boltzmann
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
Vivacious mauve abode alpha
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
french ocher coffee pot parlour
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
Self-centered Field
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
Odious chest-beating range
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Territorial Wagecucks
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Yellow beta rigor nibblets
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
Vermilion library volcanic crater
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
vigorous tanning salon
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
low-t talking school personal credit line
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Wild idiotic pozpig
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
low-t talking school personal credit line
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
cerebral twinkling hominid
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
low-t talking school personal credit line
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
Misanthropic temple deer antler
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Odious chest-beating range
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
vengeful headpube
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
low-t talking school personal credit line
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
vengeful headpube
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
low-t talking school personal credit line
  03/11/24
...
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
Fragrant Cumskin
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
dun liquid oxygen
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
milky boyish jew
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
milky boyish jew
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
Maniacal gunner
  03/11/24
...
dun liquid oxygen
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
vengeful headpube
  03/11/24
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  03/11/24
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Histrionic Jade Wrinkle Black Woman
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
low-t talking school personal credit line
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
Talented Hateful Background Story
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
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  03/13/24
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underhanded doctorate
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
Mewling Sienna Locale
  03/13/24
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startling claret boiling water
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
amber demanding elastic band hall
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
dun liquid oxygen
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
beady-eyed burgundy set prole
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Territorial Wagecucks
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Yellow beta rigor nibblets
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
Wild idiotic pozpig
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
underhanded doctorate
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
low-t talking school personal credit line
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
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low-t talking school personal credit line
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
amber demanding elastic band hall
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
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  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
stubborn coiffed jap roommate
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
Soul-stirring nudist knife plaza
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
low-t talking school personal credit line
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
startling claret boiling water
  03/16/24
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180 factory reset button
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
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  03/16/24
Pulling for you
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Fragrant Cumskin
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
Yellow beta rigor nibblets
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
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  03/16/24
we're all for you
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
We here for you brother
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  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: low-t talking school personal credit line

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: deep spectacular ceo theater stage

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Costumed Sandwich

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: startling claret boiling water



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Dashing Peach Hell

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: deep spectacular ceo theater stage

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Dashing Peach Hell

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: deep spectacular ceo theater stage

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Mischievous partner lodge

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Thriller Hyperactive Kitchen Pisswyrm

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Histrionic Jade Wrinkle Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Misanthropic temple deer antler

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: low-t talking school personal credit line

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: cerebral twinkling hominid

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: low-t talking school personal credit line

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: cerebral twinkling hominid

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Fragrant Cumskin

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Soul-stirring nudist knife plaza

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Useless public bath hairy legs

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Talented Hateful Background Story

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Maniacal gunner

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Pea-brained Location Fortuitous Meteor

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: milky boyish jew

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Bearded kink-friendly double fault

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Stirring Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Floppy House Haunted Graveyard



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Stirring Senate

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Floppy House Haunted Graveyard

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Mischievous partner lodge



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: appetizing insane rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Excitant sex offender

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: low-t talking school personal credit line

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Offensive generalized bond

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: low-t talking school personal credit line

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Offensive generalized bond

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: irradiated indigo lay

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Dashing Peach Hell

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: low-t talking school personal credit line

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Translucent faggot firefighter travel guidebook

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: low-t talking school personal credit line

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Passionate Dilemma Degenerate

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: opaque shrine fanboi

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: low-t talking school personal credit line

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Maize shivering ape

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Talented Hateful Background Story

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Soul-stirring nudist knife plaza

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: milky boyish jew

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Fragrant Cumskin

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: milky boyish jew

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Diverse market tank

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Odious chest-beating range

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Pea-brained Location Fortuitous Meteor

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Contagious turquoise regret boltzmann

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Vivacious mauve abode alpha

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: french ocher coffee pot parlour

O fortuitous anal cancer

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Self-centered Field

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Odious chest-beating range

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Territorial Wagecucks

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Yellow beta rigor nibblets

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Vermilion library volcanic crater

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: vigorous tanning salon

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: low-t talking school personal credit line

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Wild idiotic pozpig

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: low-t talking school personal credit line

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: cerebral twinkling hominid

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: low-t talking school personal credit line

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Misanthropic temple deer antler

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Odious chest-beating range

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: vengeful headpube

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: low-t talking school personal credit line

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: vengeful headpube

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: low-t talking school personal credit line

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: 180 factory reset button



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Fragrant Cumskin

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: dun liquid oxygen

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: milky boyish jew

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: milky boyish jew

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Maniacal gunner

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: dun liquid oxygen



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: vengeful headpube

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: buff bossy theatre dragon

120

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Histrionic Jade Wrinkle Black Woman



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: low-t talking school personal credit line

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Ebony balding ratface candlestick maker



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Carnelian Razzle-dazzle Cuckold Pistol



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: low-t talking school personal credit line

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Talented Hateful Background Story

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: amber demanding elastic band hall

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: underhanded doctorate



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Mewling Sienna Locale

Damn daddy Godspeed

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: startling claret boiling water



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: amber demanding elastic band hall

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: dun liquid oxygen

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: beady-eyed burgundy set prole

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Territorial Wagecucks

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Yellow beta rigor nibblets

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Wild idiotic pozpig

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: underhanded doctorate

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: low-t talking school personal credit line

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring nudist knife plaza

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: lavender foreskin



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: wonderful school cafeteria



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Cerise bat-shit-crazy business firm



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: 180 factory reset button



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: lascivious ultramarine genital piercing

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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Talented Hateful Background Story

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: low-t talking school personal credit line



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: amber demanding elastic band hall

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: low-t talking school personal credit line

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: stubborn coiffed jap roommate

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring nudist knife plaza

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Racy meetinghouse feces



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: low-t talking school personal credit line

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: startling claret boiling water

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: 180 factory reset button



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: thirsty cuckoldry hunting ground

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: jet erotic private investor



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: bateful godawful center

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Provocative hilarious idiot marketing idea

Pulling for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Fragrant Cumskin



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Yellow beta rigor nibblets

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: big pearly bawdyhouse reading party

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Ebony balding ratface candlestick maker

we're all for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: gaped space

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Mewling Sienna Locale

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: vengeful headpube

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2]#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Concupiscible Flatulent Office

Lucky

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



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