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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

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Fantasy-prone narrow-minded half-breed
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
Snowy keepsake machete
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Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
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Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
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Fantasy-prone narrow-minded half-breed
  03/03/24
Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
Thriller khaki coffee pot
  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
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dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
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ti, oc, tcr.
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Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
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dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only o...
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The whole thread is a work of art
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone narrow-minded half-breed

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: Snowy keepsake machete

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone narrow-minded half-breed

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Snowy keepsake machete

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: saffron exhilarant associate native



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Outnumbered thirsty mad cow disease immigrant

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: scarlet really tough guy house



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone narrow-minded half-breed



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: learning disabled area indirect expression



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: hyperactive party of the first part brethren



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: saffron exhilarant associate native



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: Sticky voyeur cuckoldry



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Territorial School Masturbator



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: opaque trump supporter

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone narrow-minded half-breed

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Thriller khaki coffee pot

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: racy selfie pit

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone narrow-minded half-breed

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: rebellious pisswyrm marketing idea

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: Slate box office rigpig



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: clear sex offender



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Sticky voyeur cuckoldry



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: Alcoholic filthpig



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Charismatic resort



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: pale splenetic juggernaut queen of the night

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Thriller khaki coffee pot

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: saffron exhilarant associate native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47460517)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Smoky partner



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria Place Of Business

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Idiotic Elite Gas Station Organic Girlfriend



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: arousing jet travel guidebook church building

(Mitch McConnell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47460594)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Thriller khaki coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47461963)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: clear sex offender

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: Laughsome crotch

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: Thriller khaki coffee pot

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hominid

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: violet supple tanning salon genital piercing

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Slate box office rigpig

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: comical very tactful parlor foreskin

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47460443)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: saffron exhilarant associate native



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: cerebral people who are hurt trailer park



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: clear sex offender



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Sticky voyeur cuckoldry



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Crimson Greedy Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47461214)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Territorial School Masturbator



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Mind-boggling hominid



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: Abusive black woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47460284)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Contagious Magical Public Bath

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hominid



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: violet supple tanning salon genital piercing

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: beady-eyed drab mood sanctuary

No wonder u don't get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47460957)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Ruddy double fault

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: red stage fortuitous meteor

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: Alcoholic filthpig

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Crimson Greedy Azn

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Territorial School Masturbator

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Thriller khaki coffee pot

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2]#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: clear sex offender



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