before we got started he began asking me questions about my ...	Impertinent roast beef	01/07/26
you should show up in a powdered wig	Mauve Turdskin	01/07/26
i honestly might have to. all i have been able to find so fa...	Impertinent roast beef	01/07/26
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...	Twisted duck-like keepsake machete school cafeteria	01/07/26
Just do a yarmulke. If he complains, sic b'nai b'rith on him...	Racy Elite Principal's Office	01/07/26
...	topaz volcanic crater range	01/07/26
...	Rainier Wolfcastle	02/11/26

Date: January 7th, 2026 12:44 PM Author: Impertinent roast beef before we got started he began asking me questions about my hair loss: when it started, how i feel about it, etc. if he had stopped there it would already have been the worst day of my professional life. but THEN he went into like a ten-minute diatribe about professionalism and presentation, before finally saying that i am not to show up in his courtroom again with my “disgusting bald pate” showing. i asked him, in all seriousness, if i should wear a hat and he just kind of laughed and said “no.” he then said we would reconvene tomorrow once i was ready to appear in a manner befitting an officer of the court. so now my client is pissed and sending me nasty texts while i am trying to find where you can even buy a same-day toupee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49569187)

Date: January 7th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: Mauve Turdskin you should show up in a powdered wig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49569195)

Date: January 7th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: Impertinent roast beef i honestly might have to. all i have been able to find so far are costume wigs, including exactly what you suggest, some joe dirt mock-up, a long purple braid like the chick from kpop demon hunters, and a bride of frankenstein beehive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49569207)

Date: January 7th, 2026 10:12 PM Author: Impertinent roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49571012)

Date: January 7th, 2026 10:16 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Disgusting Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49571016)

Date: January 7th, 2026 10:16 PM Author: Twisted duck-like keepsake machete school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49571017)

Date: January 7th, 2026 10:18 PM Author: Racy Elite Principal's Office Just do a yarmulke. If he complains, sic b'nai b'rith on him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49571020)

Date: January 7th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: topaz volcanic crater range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49571036)

Date: February 11th, 2026 10:02 AM Author: Rainier Wolfcastle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49662811)