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Fragrant Hell Brethren
  04/11/26
saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
obsidian titillating temple
  04/11/26
I saved one life
Comical space
  04/11/26
only #2 is remotely unique
frozen buff rehab
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Where to start
Painfully Honest Vermilion Institution
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obsidian titillating temple
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180 beta turdskin
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Aqua abode
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laughsome useless gaping garrison
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jade school
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Shaky plaza
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Purple sinister set
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Beady-eyed Parlour Skinny Woman
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Crusty startled market fortuitous meteor
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Aggressive histrionic love of her life menage
  04/15/26
Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
Hyperventilating point legal warrant
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sapphire library
  04/11/26
that's kinda cool
Curious slate trailer park
  04/11/26
Explain?
180 beta turdskin
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sapphire library
  04/12/26
Self defense?
autistic spot
  04/12/26
180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
obsidian titillating temple
  04/12/26
Ricky
Hyperventilating point legal warrant
  04/11/26
!
Shaky plaza
  04/11/26
(Rudolph)
slimy bonkers nibblets
  04/11/26
I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't t...
Fighting Meetinghouse
  04/12/26
Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
deranged telephone
  04/16/26
Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
dead church building
  04/11/26
also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
Curious slate trailer park
  04/11/26
Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
dead church building
  04/11/26
those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
Curious slate trailer park
  04/11/26
All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
dead church building
  04/11/26
Took over a small country
aromatic national karate
  04/11/26
lol wow, holy shit
Curious slate trailer park
  04/11/26
No way you're the only one
180 beta turdskin
  04/11/26
Okay, I lol’d
Hyperventilating point legal warrant
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Bearded candlestick maker philosopher-king
  04/13/26
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appetizing pearl jew
  04/11/26
lmao
lilac idea he suggested
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transparent french really tough guy
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Adulterous Cuckold
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Dun zombie-like corner private investor
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laughsome useless gaping garrison
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drab bossy laser beams dilemma
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Aggressive histrionic love of her life menage
  04/15/26
180
Painfully Honest Vermilion Institution
  04/12/26
Pumo scum
dead church building
  04/13/26
What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
Lake school cafeteria masturbator
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
tan contagious lay striped hyena
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
glassy confused church
  04/11/26
that is brave
Comical space
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
glassy confused church
  04/11/26
I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
Comical space
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
tan contagious lay striped hyena
  04/11/26
i've exorcised 3+ demons
khaki wonderful pocket flask
  04/11/26
it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
Curious slate trailer park
  04/11/26
We've got time
appetizing pearl jew
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Shaky plaza
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Stimulating center clown
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Hyperventilating point legal warrant
  04/12/26
about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
Curious slate trailer park
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Fighting Meetinghouse
  04/12/26
You should have let him know that you had recorded the conve...
dead church building
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Dun zombie-like corner private investor
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Marvelous Mental Disorder
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
Stimulating center clown
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wow
Shaky plaza
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claret boistinker
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most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a ro...
Exhilarant mexican
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lol
Shaky plaza
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walnut electric potus
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Beady-eyed Parlour Skinny Woman
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
Curious slate trailer park
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random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era https:...
Curious slate trailer park
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Dun zombie-like corner private investor
  04/12/26
The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
Carmine shrine idiot
  04/11/26
Driven a Zamboni
lilac idea he suggested
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180 wholesome unique experience
180 beta turdskin
  04/11/26
tyty
lilac idea he suggested
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
Excitant headpube gunner
  04/14/26
Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
lilac idea he suggested
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180
Crusty startled market fortuitous meteor
  04/15/26
(stone cold steve austin tp)
nighttime flesh stead
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
transparent french really tough guy
  04/11/26
Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
dead church building
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Shaky plaza
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Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite ...
pink arrogant organic girlfriend
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khaki wonderful pocket flask
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wtf
geriatric ruby faggotry community account
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Fighting Meetinghouse
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Dun zombie-like corner private investor
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lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an aw...
Cruel-hearted Fuchsia Sound Barrier
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I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but ...
indecent provocative immigrant
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
mint rambunctious senate dopamine
  04/12/26
He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
indecent provocative immigrant
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judgmental razzle-dazzle psychic tattoo
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
Fighting Meetinghouse
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
Purple sinister set
  04/12/26
Winner
Painfully Honest Vermilion Institution
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Aqua abode
  04/12/26
I smoked crack with him.
lascivious generalized bond
  04/17/26
I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
geriatric ruby faggotry community account
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180 beta turdskin
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
Adulterous Cuckold
  04/12/26
Narcissist
khaki wonderful pocket flask
  04/12/26
Coon
Adulterous Cuckold
  04/12/26
Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
Pea-brained exciting hall
  04/12/26
It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
Adulterous Cuckold
  04/12/26
You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
Pea-brained exciting hall
  04/12/26
?
Adulterous Cuckold
  04/12/26
Post a link to your novel or stfu.
Pea-brained exciting hall
  04/12/26
It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
Adulterous Cuckold
  04/12/26
Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
Pea-brained exciting hall
  04/12/26
Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
Adulterous Cuckold
  04/12/26
Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
Pea-brained exciting hall
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
Crawly Cerebral Alpha
  04/12/26
Link to said novel?
Pea-brained exciting hall
  04/12/26
Where did you go,bro?
Adulterous Cuckold
  04/15/26
Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
Pea-brained exciting hall
  04/17/26
ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
Yellow factory reset button university
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sapphire library
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
Chestnut soggy faggot firefighter whorehouse
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Adulterous Cuckold
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
laughsome useless gaping garrison
  04/12/26
We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
Chestnut soggy faggot firefighter whorehouse
  04/13/26
We talking a full degree or community college
Abusive cruise ship
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Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
Chestnut soggy faggot firefighter whorehouse
  04/13/26
how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
nighttime flesh stead
  04/15/26
what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
Shaky plaza
  04/12/26
She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
Chestnut soggy faggot firefighter whorehouse
  04/13/26
What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
motley haunted graveyard
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many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
Copper tantric place of business tank
  04/13/26
I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
Chestnut soggy faggot firefighter whorehouse
  04/13/26
hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
Copper tantric place of business tank
  04/13/26
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Shaky plaza
  04/13/26
No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
Chestnut soggy faggot firefighter whorehouse
  04/13/26
Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
Abusive cruise ship
  04/13/26
you're 60?
Big-titted thriller mad cow disease tanning salon
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Shaky plaza
  04/13/26
tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
Apoplectic concupiscible roast beef
  04/12/26
(definitely not a CSLG alt)
Stimulating center clown
  04/12/26
At the same time? Hotel or full size?
indecent provocative immigrant
  04/12/26
Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
Apoplectic concupiscible roast beef
  04/12/26
Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
Big-titted thriller mad cow disease tanning salon
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
indecent provocative immigrant
  04/12/26
180 I thought you just sucked on it
Big-titted thriller mad cow disease tanning salon
  04/12/26
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
laughsome useless gaping garrison
  04/12/26
180
walnut electric potus
  04/13/26
Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
Sable elastic band
  04/12/26
180!
walnut electric potus
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
Crawly Cerebral Alpha
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
laughsome useless gaping garrison
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
Shaky plaza
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
mint rambunctious senate dopamine
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
Shaky plaza
  04/13/26
probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
mint rambunctious senate dopamine
  04/14/26
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Shaky plaza
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
silver sanctuary
  04/12/26
I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
mint rambunctious senate dopamine
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
180 beta turdskin
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
Copper tantric place of business tank
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
bronze charismatic theatre
  04/13/26
Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
hateful cracking resort
  04/13/26
my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
Big-titted thriller mad cow disease tanning salon
  04/13/26
my asshole remembers that day fondly
Copper tantric place of business tank
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silver sanctuary
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Big-titted thriller mad cow disease tanning salon
  04/14/26
I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
nighttime flesh stead
  04/15/26
In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
Jet Frum Double Fault
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
Razzmatazz coffee pot
  04/13/26
Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
Bearded candlestick maker philosopher-king
  04/13/26
was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
Topaz fluffy national security agency
  04/13/26
ouch
Shaky plaza
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
Topaz fluffy national security agency
  04/13/26
your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
Shaky plaza
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
Topaz fluffy national security agency
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
Shaky plaza
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
transparent french really tough guy
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
Beady-eyed Parlour Skinny Woman
  04/14/26
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
Topaz fluffy national security agency
  04/14/26
180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
transparent french really tough guy
  04/15/26
not me
Topaz fluffy national security agency
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...
Topaz fluffy national security agency
  04/14/26
genuine lol
Ruddy very tactful new version
  04/13/26
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transparent french really tough guy
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180
Abusive cruise ship
  04/14/26
180
mint rambunctious senate dopamine
  04/14/26
A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
impertinent preventive strike main people
  04/16/26
My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
judgmental razzle-dazzle psychic tattoo
  04/17/26
FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
Racy Therapy
  04/13/26
180
walnut electric potus
  04/14/26
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Racy Therapy
  04/14/26
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walnut electric potus
  04/17/26
JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
bright spectacular french chef parlor
  04/15/26
😎
Racy Therapy
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walnut electric potus
  04/17/26
Reenacted “Tubgirl”
Diverse citrine casino
  04/13/26
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dashing milky puppy
  04/15/26
As the director or the, uh, talent?
Pale Soul-stirring Indian Lodge Crotch
  04/15/26
posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
Chest-beating voyeur
  04/14/26
Four Saudi guys separately in one day
Talented stag film selfie
  04/14/26
Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
transparent french really tough guy
  04/14/26
Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
laughsome useless gaping garrison
  04/14/26
No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
transparent french really tough guy
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
Ruddy very tactful new version
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
transparent french really tough guy
  04/15/26
unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
Ruddy very tactful new version
  04/15/26
I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
transparent french really tough guy
  04/15/26
it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
Ruddy very tactful new version
  04/15/26
I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
transparent french really tough guy
  04/15/26
Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
180 beta turdskin
  04/16/26
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Copper tantric place of business tank
  04/16/26
Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
big volcanic crater
  04/15/26
Thats weirdly 180
Aggressive histrionic love of her life menage
  04/15/26
excited?
Shaky plaza
  04/15/26
Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
big volcanic crater
  04/15/26
oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
Shaky plaza
  04/15/26
Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
big volcanic crater
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Shaky plaza
  04/16/26
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obsidian titillating temple
  04/16/26
50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
laughsome useless gaping garrison
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
big volcanic crater
  04/15/26
Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
laughsome useless gaping garrison
  04/16/26
As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
obsidian titillating temple
  04/16/26
You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
big volcanic crater
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It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
obsidian titillating temple
  04/16/26
The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
laughsome useless gaping garrison
  04/17/26
- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Aggressive histrionic love of her life menage
  04/15/26
...
Shaky plaza
  04/15/26
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walnut electric potus
  04/15/26
Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
nighttime flesh stead
  04/15/26
Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
amethyst affirmative action
  04/16/26
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Fighting Meetinghouse
  04/16/26
i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
jet-lagged heady base
  04/16/26
how'd you get away
Shaky plaza
  04/17/26
Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
autistic spot
  04/16/26
Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
Alcoholic juggernaut
  04/17/26
...
walnut electric potus
  04/17/26
stand up to these niggers, clearly
Poppy party of the first part ticket booth
  04/17/26
climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
khaki wonderful pocket flask
  04/17/26
I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
Adventurous orchid pit
  04/17/26
Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
Adventurous orchid pit
  04/17/26
fkk it's too outable to say
Razzle state roommate
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Stimulating center clown
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llm (lab lives matter) friend tp
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Fragrant Hell Brethren



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: obsidian titillating temple

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Comical space

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: frozen buff rehab

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Vermilion Institution

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: obsidian titillating temple



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: 180 beta turdskin



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: Aqua abode



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: laughsome useless gaping garrison



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: jade school



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Shaky plaza



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Purple sinister set



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Parlour Skinny Woman



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Crusty startled market fortuitous meteor



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: Aggressive histrionic love of her life menage



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Hyperventilating point legal warrant

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: sapphire library



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Curious slate trailer park

that's kinda cool

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: 180 beta turdskin

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: sapphire library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: autistic spot

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: obsidian titillating temple

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Hyperventilating point legal warrant

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Shaky plaza

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: slimy bonkers nibblets

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Fighting Meetinghouse

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: deranged telephone

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: dead church building

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Curious slate trailer park

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: dead church building

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Curious slate trailer park

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: dead church building

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: aromatic national karate

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Curious slate trailer park

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: 180 beta turdskin

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Hyperventilating point legal warrant

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Bearded candlestick maker philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: appetizing pearl jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: lilac idea he suggested

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: transparent french really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: Adulterous Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: Dun zombie-like corner private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: laughsome useless gaping garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: drab bossy laser beams dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Aggressive histrionic love of her life menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Vermilion Institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: dead church building

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Lake school cafeteria masturbator

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: tan contagious lay striped hyena

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: glassy confused church

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Comical space

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: glassy confused church

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Comical space

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: tan contagious lay striped hyena

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: khaki wonderful pocket flask

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Curious slate trailer park

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: appetizing pearl jew

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Shaky plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Stimulating center clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: Hyperventilating point legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Curious slate trailer park

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Fighting Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: dead church building

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Dun zombie-like corner private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: Marvelous Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: Stimulating center clown

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Shaky plaza

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: claret boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant mexican

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Shaky plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: walnut electric potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Parlour Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Curious slate trailer park

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Curious slate trailer park

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Dun zombie-like corner private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Carmine shrine idiot

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811592)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: lilac idea he suggested

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: 180 beta turdskin

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: lilac idea he suggested

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Excitant headpube gunner

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: lilac idea he suggested

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Crusty startled market fortuitous meteor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: nighttime flesh stead

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: transparent french really tough guy

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: dead church building

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Shaky plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: pink arrogant organic girlfriend

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: khaki wonderful pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: geriatric ruby faggotry community account

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Fighting Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Dun zombie-like corner private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Fuchsia Sound Barrier

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: indecent provocative immigrant

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: mint rambunctious senate dopamine

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: indecent provocative immigrant

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: judgmental razzle-dazzle psychic tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Fighting Meetinghouse

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Purple sinister set

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Vermilion Institution

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Aqua abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: lascivious generalized bond

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: geriatric ruby faggotry community account

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: 180 beta turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Adulterous Cuckold

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: khaki wonderful pocket flask

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: Adulterous Cuckold

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: Pea-brained exciting hall

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: Adulterous Cuckold

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: Pea-brained exciting hall

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Adulterous Cuckold

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Pea-brained exciting hall

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Adulterous Cuckold

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Pea-brained exciting hall

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Adulterous Cuckold

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Pea-brained exciting hall

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Crawly Cerebral Alpha

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Pea-brained exciting hall

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Adulterous Cuckold

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Pea-brained exciting hall

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Yellow factory reset button university

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: sapphire library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Chestnut soggy faggot firefighter whorehouse

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: Adulterous Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: laughsome useless gaping garrison

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Chestnut soggy faggot firefighter whorehouse

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Abusive cruise ship

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Chestnut soggy faggot firefighter whorehouse

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: nighttime flesh stead

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Shaky plaza

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Chestnut soggy faggot firefighter whorehouse

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: motley haunted graveyard

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Copper tantric place of business tank

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Chestnut soggy faggot firefighter whorehouse

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Copper tantric place of business tank

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Shaky plaza

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Chestnut soggy faggot firefighter whorehouse

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Abusive cruise ship

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Big-titted thriller mad cow disease tanning salon

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Shaky plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Apoplectic concupiscible roast beef

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Stimulating center clown

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: indecent provocative immigrant

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Apoplectic concupiscible roast beef

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Big-titted thriller mad cow disease tanning salon

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: indecent provocative immigrant

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Big-titted thriller mad cow disease tanning salon

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: laughsome useless gaping garrison

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: walnut electric potus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Sable elastic band

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: walnut electric potus

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Crawly Cerebral Alpha

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: laughsome useless gaping garrison

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Shaky plaza

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: mint rambunctious senate dopamine

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Shaky plaza

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: mint rambunctious senate dopamine

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Shaky plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: silver sanctuary

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: mint rambunctious senate dopamine

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: 180 beta turdskin

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: Copper tantric place of business tank

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: bronze charismatic theatre

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: hateful cracking resort

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Big-titted thriller mad cow disease tanning salon

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Copper tantric place of business tank

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: silver sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Big-titted thriller mad cow disease tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: nighttime flesh stead

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Jet Frum Double Fault

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz coffee pot

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Bearded candlestick maker philosopher-king

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Topaz fluffy national security agency

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Shaky plaza

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Topaz fluffy national security agency

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Shaky plaza

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Topaz fluffy national security agency

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Shaky plaza

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: transparent french really tough guy

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Parlour Skinny Woman

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Topaz fluffy national security agency

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: transparent french really tough guy

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: Topaz fluffy national security agency

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Topaz fluffy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Ruddy very tactful new version

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: transparent french really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Abusive cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: mint rambunctious senate dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: impertinent preventive strike main people

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: judgmental razzle-dazzle psychic tattoo

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Racy Therapy

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: walnut electric potus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Racy Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: walnut electric potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: bright spectacular french chef parlor

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Racy Therapy

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: walnut electric potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Diverse citrine casino

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: dashing milky puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Pale Soul-stirring Indian Lodge Crotch

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Chest-beating voyeur

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Talented stag film selfie

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: transparent french really tough guy

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: laughsome useless gaping garrison

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: transparent french really tough guy

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Ruddy very tactful new version

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: transparent french really tough guy

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Ruddy very tactful new version

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: transparent french really tough guy

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Ruddy very tactful new version

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: transparent french really tough guy

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: 180 beta turdskin

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Copper tantric place of business tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: big volcanic crater

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Aggressive histrionic love of her life menage

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: Shaky plaza

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: big volcanic crater

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Shaky plaza

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: big volcanic crater

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Shaky plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: obsidian titillating temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: laughsome useless gaping garrison

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: big volcanic crater

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: laughsome useless gaping garrison

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: obsidian titillating temple

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: big volcanic crater

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: obsidian titillating temple

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: laughsome useless gaping garrison

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Aggressive histrionic love of her life menage

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Shaky plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: walnut electric potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: nighttime flesh stead

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: amethyst affirmative action

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Fighting Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: jet-lagged heady base

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Shaky plaza

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: autistic spot

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Alcoholic juggernaut

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: walnut electric potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Poppy party of the first part ticket booth

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: khaki wonderful pocket flask

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Adventurous orchid pit

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Adventurous orchid pit

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Razzle state roommate

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Stimulating center clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: ..,;,.,;,..,.,...,.....,.,..,., (ballrooms-r-us)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2]#49844908)