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Date: April 21st, 2026 11:14 AM Author: chartreuse orchestra pit https://x.com/smb_attorney/status/2046600985254977878?s=46 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49831845) |
Date: April 21st, 2026 11:50 AM Author: harsh indigo elastic band tanning salon that associate is fucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49831913) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 11:55 AM Author: Exciting piazza cr. lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49831921) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:04 PM Author: Bespoke double fault parlor *poof*
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Date: April 21st, 2026 1:16 PM Author: Self-centered pozpig faggotry What about the non-equity service partner who was supposed to review this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832071) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:07 PM Author: harsh indigo elastic band tanning salon didnt think S&C had non-equity partners (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832131) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:14 PM Author: Self-centered pozpig faggotry They do now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832150) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:21 PM Author: harsh indigo elastic band tanning salon one wrong move (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832171) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 7:11 AM Author: very tactful thriller bawdyhouse idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833727) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:54 PM Author: pearly national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832249) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 3:02 PM Author: Self-absorbed theatre hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832261) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 9:34 PM Author: blue abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833209) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 7:11 AM Author: very tactful thriller bawdyhouse idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833726) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:05 PM Author: coiffed boiling water locale I didn't read it, but how obvious is it that it's ai? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49831948) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:04 PM Author: Self-absorbed theatre hairy legs are u retarded? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832124) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:06 PM Author: razzmatazz mustard house 1.6-- Drafted letter to court (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49831951) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:04 PM Author: Self-absorbed theatre hairy legs 1.6? this letter is 8-10 hrs of work. im sure multiple very higherups read this given the liability (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832125) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:05 PM Author: cruel-hearted nighttime principal's office The trick is somehow getting the client to pay for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832127) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:06 PM Author: Self-absorbed theatre hairy legs "we're educating the court that all our other filings are top notch prestigious s&c work" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832129) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:28 PM Author: olive vigorous lay incel Subject: Congratulations! Based on your reaction to getting the offer, this is probably the best thing that could have hever appened to you. I encourage you to enjoy the summer and take accept their offer as nothing in the world will cure you of your prestige obsession quicker than some time at S&C.
During orientation, they'll give you an S&C shoulderbag and you'll wear it with the S&C logo facing outward so any other commuters in the know can see it and you'll just know that they're either impressed or envious. And that will make you happy and proud. And then you'll try to figure out the best way to ensure that you're sworn in as soon as possible after receiving your bar results because then you'll get the box full of business cards that say "Sullivan & Cromwell LLP" with your actual name underneath. You'll be giddy at the thought of casually passing one (mid-conversation) to some acquaintance from undergrad you've lost touch with.
You'll start working and you'll notice that there are an awful lot of "Farewell" emails and someone will tell you that the farewell emails can only contain 4 names at a time per firm policy because the partners decided sometime in 2004 that emails indicating 6 or 7 people were leaving the firm in a two week period might cause some unhelpful whispering. You'll talk to a midlevel associate who is super-psyched to work at S&C and you'll find out that he (not a lot of shes) lateralled from some firm that frankly you would never have considered working for (too TTT for you). When you get back to your office, this will trouble you a bit, you'll wonder if your own escutcheon is being blemished by the presence of this type of person (i.e., non-elite) at your S&C. But that feeling will pass as you'll find plenty of other like-minded first years who equally relish the prestige as you you head for a drink at Ulysses (shoulderbag logo facing outward).
Then you'll get staffed on your first big deal and you'll work late night after late night and then on the weekend and on to the next weekend and then on to the weekend when you had planned to go to a friend's wedding. And you won't go because the work has to get done and you have dues to pay (or so you'll be told). You'll get a little bit upset about this turn of events, but the arrival of those business cards will soften the blow.
You'll meet more and more laterals from firms that you would never work for (some you've never even heard of). You'll note in the farewell emails that some of the junior and midlevel associates leaving S&C are going to those very same firms. Survival of the fittest you'll say. But late at night, when the air conditioning clicks down from a barely perceptible hissing sound to complete silence, these things will bother you. But you'll tell yourself you're just tired and frustrated and anyway you have work to do.
You'll have lunch with Rodge and he'll tell you that business is good and that he's listening to associates' concerns about quality of life issues. You'll notice that some of the senior associates visibly roll their eyes at each other when this comes up, but you won't mind that much because, really, what other firm's managing partner regulalry has lunch with associates to hear their concerns (and takes notes!)
A few months will pass, a few marathon deals will happen, you'll have to re-schedule a vacation but you'll tell yourself that that is to be expected.
About a year in, a couple of your classmates will crack and start talking about how much the job sucks. They'll very likely have gone to Yale Law School. You'll joke that they couldn't hack it when they leave the firm for a clerkship, or an academic position or to go to a firm in another city.
Things will go on in this pattern and you'll notice the fact that you're working a lot harder than your friends who went to "peer" firms. At first you'll be proud of this and brag about it, but after a while you'll find yourself downplaying it. At least when you have the time to get out and socialize with your law school friends.
Something will happen: a partner will scream at you, a senior associate gunning for partner will blame you for her mistake, the partner will tell you that the trip to Europe your spouse meticulously planned just won't be able to happen (he'll be really sorry and will tell you a funny story about the exotic vacation he missed or cut short). Doesn't matter what, but you'll get really pissed and you'll start to take some of the 4 or 5 calls from headhunters that you'll receive every day at that point (vultures spell blood). They'll give you the names of firms that you laughed on in the days when you posted on the XOXO board, but you'll find yourself looking into them. The headhunter will encourage to just listen to their offer and you'll consider doing so. But you won't leave because then you'd have to give up your business cards. And stop wearing the shoulder bag. And the bonus is only x months away so you'll start thinking about it then.
Until one day you won't be able to take it any more and you'll find yourself arranging to meet with people from a lightly regarded firm for a position in their New York office. And you'll worry that the XOXO crowd will see you.
And you don't believe any of this will happen, but I suggest you print this out and keep it in the top desk of your drawer so late at night when you're feeling sorry for yourself, you can add to the list of reasons to be miserable this fact: someone told you this was going to happen and you thought that person was crazy. |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 1:07 PM Author: bateful therapy fat ankles An absolute classic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832048) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:55 PM Author: pearly national Same partner probably salivates as he listens to Deloitte presentations about how much his comp will increase after all junior assoc work is done by Claude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832026) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 1:26 PM Author: beady-eyed menage i wanted AI to replace associates, but not like this, not by him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832092) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 1:34 PM Author: pearly national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832098) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:05 PM Author: Self-absorbed theatre hairy legs low iq schtick? partners make money by paying associates 30% of what they collect from their billings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832128) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:54 PM Author: pearly national You really aren’t ready for what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832251) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:58 PM Author: Marvelous library national security agency he's not an intelligent person (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832973) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 8:32 AM Author: Galvanic up-to-no-good institution black woman He's Claude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833788) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 1:22 PM Author: cruel-hearted nighttime principal's office You hate to see it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832087) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Vermilion resort Only thing that could make that letterhead more TTT is if they added a splash of color or a purple dragon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832089) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 10:22 PM Author: insecure temple shitlib CR. Terrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833337) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 1:35 PM Author: ruby autistic school cafeteria fanboi Was really hoping the first line of the thread would be: "partner responds ... with show cause opposition brief full of AI hallucinations" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832099) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:07 PM Author: Self-absorbed theatre hairy legs this guy doesnt litigate:
SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney · 10m I’m not a litigator, so I have no idea how this works. Serious questions:
> how does S&C not know the case law associated with a routine motion cold?
> how are these motions not templatized? |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:08 PM Author: flesh alpha sex offender or practice law, apparently (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832135) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:56 PM Author: Arrogant den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832970) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 9:34 PM Author: blue abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833211) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:28 PM Author: cruel-hearted nighttime principal's office Templatized (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832926) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:12 PM Author: brass giraffe tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833014) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:08 PM Author: bull headed multi-colored masturbator Impressive indentations on that letter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832136) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 1:17 AM Author: pale vivacious sanctuary keepsake machete Lmao fr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833638) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 9:10 AM Author: insecure temple shitlib Haven’t seen this in a while. Classic “law formatting.” Gay af, and I say that as someone who goes to the trouble to put two spaces at the end of every sentence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833827) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:09 PM Author: Self-absorbed theatre hairy legs thanks emails galore:
The mistakes were caught by law firm Boies Schiller Flexner, Dietderich said in the letter to Martin Glenn, chief judge of the U.S. Bankruptcy Court in Manhattan. "I apologize on behalf of our entire team. I also called Boies Schiller Flexner LLP on Friday to thank them for bringing this matter to our attention and to apologize directly to them as well," Dietderich wrote.
https://www.reuters.com/legal/litigation/sullivan-cromwell-law-firm-apologizes-ai-hallucinations-court-filing-2026-04-21/ |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:53 PM Author: Bistre Yarmulke Clown So that’s what’s happened to UVT!
In the New York case, the firm represents foreign representatives involved in the wind-down of Prince Global Holdings Limited, a Cambodian conglomerate whose founder and chairman Chen Zhi was charged in Brooklyn federal court for allegedly directing forced labor compounds in Cambodia and a massive investment fraud. |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:56 PM Author: Self-absorbed theatre hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832253) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:53 PM Author: pearly national Mogged by Boies Schiller lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832248) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 10:24 PM Author: insecure temple shitlib BSF had their own TTTT ai fuckup. In a circuit court, IIRC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833342) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:16 PM Author: garnet rebellious gunner This is because they're representing Trump
Some associate was paid $6 million by Soros to fuck this up |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:21 PM Author: cyan locus boltzmann https://www.law360.com/bankruptcy-authority/dockets/download/69e65c9816d3adcb1dd1398c?doc_url=https%3A%2F%2Fecf.nysb.uscourts.gov%2Fdoc1%2F126024481538&label=Case+Filing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832172) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:28 PM Author: Self-absorbed theatre hairy legs link doesnt work. pls fix. thank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832187) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 10:25 PM Author: insecure temple shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833344) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:00 PM Author: Arrogant den I think it is appropriate to throw the associate under the bus here (to the extent it is possible). What do my xo bros think? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49832980) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:11 PM Author: Self-absorbed theatre hairy legs not at all. if s&c encourages associates to use AI and the AI software failed and other sr attys reviewed the brief and didnt catch it either and their name is on the brief, they're all responsible.
S&C should easily anticipate this occurring. despite their CYA with "training modules," they knew damn well this could happen. dont encourage your attys to use AI.
or the firm should accept responsibility and say they brought this on |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:31 PM Author: Arrogant den An S&C associate should be expected to work independently with minimum oversight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833068) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 9:38 PM Author: Self-absorbed theatre hairy legs if the firm encourage them to use AI, it's on the firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833222) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 7:59 AM Author: Talented deranged theater stage So the firm can't encourage using any source that might give an incorrect cite if the attorney doesn't follow directions to shepardize it? Which is all sources. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833760) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 8:12 AM Author: Self-absorbed theatre hairy legs some shitty AI tool seems to have been doing the shepardizing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833777) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 8:08 AM Author: Shaky razzle-dazzle nursing home twinkling uncleanness LJL at trusting any associate’s work. Basically everything more complex than due diligence absolutely requires someone more senior read the work. Juniors are universally horrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833773) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 8:17 AM Author: olive vigorous lay incel OUT THE SHITTY PLATFORM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833781) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: Self-centered pozpig faggotry Relationship partner is ultimately responsible for all work. He can delegate to a NEP or counsel or whatever but someone needs to read it before it goes out. The idiot junior is probably going to get fired but there’s people higher on the chain that are in deep shit here too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833219) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 10:01 PM Author: Exciting piazza cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833278) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:11 PM Author: brass giraffe This is so well written I could cry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833012) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 9:39 PM Author: Motley learning disabled associate juggernaut Had situation a few years ago where completely unqualified biglaw Asian American girl newbie lawyer working mostly in admin law in biglaw filed a bizarre and sanctionable response in state court in a state law litigation case without even being licensed in the proper state. Completely unsupervised by all indications afaict. That was an amusing conversation w Sullivan and Cromwell level and type law firm partner. I was merciful. No sanctions sought. Took default judgment after light negotiations and resolved case promptly to benefit of all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833226) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 9:58 PM Author: Exciting piazza is he wearing a brown suit? https://www.sullcrom.com/Lawyers/Andrew-G-Dietderich |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 10:10 PM Author: Self-absorbed theatre hairy legs >Andy was born in rural Oregon
prole striver |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 11:05 PM Author: Exciting piazza cr you've both got me beat in reading comprehension and attention to detail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833442) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 1:20 AM Author: pale vivacious sanctuary keepsake machete Between that mien and that last name this nigga would have been a high up in Germany 1933-1945 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833640) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 10:35 PM Author: Cerebral step-uncle's house I have never been caught doing this? Can I get a job at SullCrom? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833367) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 11:41 PM Author: Fishy Coldplay Fan Who's the associate? My PACER access is long gone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833522) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 7:28 AM Author: Self-absorbed theatre hairy legs anyone can sign up for pacer. it's all free (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833739) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 10:04 AM Author: Fishy Coldplay Fan Do they no longer charge 10 nigga cents per page? I just want to see whether associate still has his firm bio on the website. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833954) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 10:48 AM Author: Self-absorbed theatre hairy legs nope. you dont need a credit card to sign up. i have a personal pacer account i use for xo-related filings i dont want my firm seeing that im looking at. (managing party: why do you check the court of federal claims for chris gravens every week?)
technically the system tells you that each download costs x dollars for y pages, but you dont get a bill. again, no credit card needed.
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 7:54 AM Author: Shaky razzle-dazzle nursing home twinkling uncleanness Reminder that this only happens when you use only one model for your vibe lawyering and if you feed the same work product through a second and a third model there is something like a 99.999% chance that all hallucinations would be caught. This only happened because they were too cheap to spend an extra $200 a month. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833758) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 9:12 AM Author: insecure temple shitlib Yeah you’re right this happening at Sullivan & Cromwell just shows how great and ready for prime time this tech really is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833830) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 9:40 AM Author: Self-centered pozpig faggotry This is a great tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833872) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 9:22 AM Author: Nubile Indian Lodge Really Tough Guy predictions on what biglaw looks like in 5 years? 10 years?
my associate knows this token black who lateraled to morgan lewis (he was my managing partner at jackson lewis; i can confirm he is legit dumb, but he must have some kind of book) who told her that ML "isn't going to be hiring first year associates soon," which is retarded as shit because where do you get midlevels if you just quit hiring out of lol school. i don't see ML just converting to hiring all laterals. makes no sense. but clearly shit is changing bigtime. i'm just not sure how. |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 9:28 AM Author: Shaky razzle-dazzle nursing home twinkling uncleanness As a bro pushing 50 I legitimately don’t care but will just point out that law school attendance is at near historic highs and the people doing these programs now have literally never been dumber. The people doing Harvard today would have barely gotten into Cardozo 20 years ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833842) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 9:31 AM Author: Nubile Indian Lodge Really Tough Guy when i was a kid, my dad was a typesetter at the washington poast (for some reason, the entire staff was deaf, lol) and i went to work with him sometimes. i remember in like 1991 or so, one of his coworkers was telling me that he was happy he was the age he was because he didn't know what people my age were going to do for work. i feel like that dood now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833846) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 9:49 AM Author: Shaky razzle-dazzle nursing home twinkling uncleanness The labor force participation rate keeps dropping and is in the low 60s now so we are either rocketing towards UBI or a mass culling or both. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833910) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 12:59 PM Author: ruby autistic school cafeteria fanboi And that includes gig work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49834289) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 9:31 AM Author: Self-absorbed theatre hairy legs You went to Tulane. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833849) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 9:51 AM Author: Shaky razzle-dazzle nursing home twinkling uncleanness Tulane was a top 40 when I applied. Ancient history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833914) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 9:37 AM Author: Self-centered pozpig faggotry Lower first year salaries and multi year agreements with non-competes seems like a win-win and a way forward for everyone?
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 9:46 AM Author: Nubile Indian Lodge Really Tough Guy noncompetes are invalid for lawyers haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833893) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 9:52 AM Author: Self-centered pozpig faggotry Whoops, you’re of course right.
Oh well. I tried. |
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Date: April 22nd, 2026 9:58 AM Author: Nubile Indian Lodge Really Tough Guy so biglaw is done here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2]#49833938) |