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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH
| silver immigrant | 04/29/26 |
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| Learning disabled goal in life | 05/01/26 |
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| Apoplectic sienna gaping | 04/29/26 |
| crystalline sadistic lettuce | 04/29/26 |
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| Adulterous Disrespectful Church Building | 04/30/26 |
| 180 House-broken Gay Wizard Toaster | 05/01/26 |
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| Stimulating Bipolar Pisswyrm | 05/01/26 |
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| Stimulating Bipolar Pisswyrm | 05/01/26 |
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| silver immigrant | 05/01/26 |
| Stimulating Bipolar Pisswyrm | 05/01/26 |
| Learning disabled goal in life | 05/01/26 |
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| Stimulating Bipolar Pisswyrm | 05/01/26 |
| Learning disabled goal in life | 05/01/26 |
| indecent bistre kitty | 05/01/26 |
| Hideous burgundy dopamine address | 05/01/26 |
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| Razzle-dazzle Pervert People Who Are Hurt | 05/01/26 |
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| Crusty philosopher-king | 05/01/26 |
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| 180 House-broken Gay Wizard Toaster | 05/01/26 |
| indecent bistre kitty | 05/01/26 |
| Learning disabled goal in life | 05/01/26 |
| silver immigrant | 05/01/26 |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: silver immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49851221) |
Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: dashing parlor 3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49851229) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: silver immigrant You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49851237) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: dashing parlor Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857429) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM Author: Learning disabled goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857978) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Hideous burgundy dopamine address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49851269) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: silver immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49851296) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Learning disabled goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858174) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Apoplectic sienna gaping the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49851271) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: crystalline sadistic lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852359) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: Learning disabled goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857979) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: Adulterous Disrespectful Church Building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: 180 House-broken Gay Wizard Toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858147) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: 180 House-broken Gay Wizard Toaster you forgot the WOC paralegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858148) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM Author: Learning disabled goal in life Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858159) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: crystalline sadistic lettuce https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0
:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM Author: Learning disabled goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49860161) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: silver immigrant Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852210) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Apoplectic sienna gaping Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852219) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: silver immigrant Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852289) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Learning disabled goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852293) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: indecent bistre kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852307) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: aromatic ultramarine rehab famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852622) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: crystalline sadistic lettuce 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852357) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Hideous burgundy dopamine address hell yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852981) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: silver immigrant Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.
There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Deep Stirring Partner What happened to the pallets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854603) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: silver immigrant He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854623) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM Author: Stimulating Bipolar Pisswyrm What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856810) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM Author: silver immigrant To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.
Additional facts in my favor : my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM Author: Stimulating Bipolar Pisswyrm How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856911) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM Author: silver immigrant To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856950) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Geriatric supple space foreskin Post your closing argument text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857030) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM Author: silver immigrant Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857095) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM Author: Stimulating Bipolar Pisswyrm I initially read this as “prancing around the house” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857244) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Learning disabled goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858175) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM Author: Geriatric supple space foreskin How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49859824) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: Stimulating Bipolar Pisswyrm I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: Learning disabled goal in life The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858176) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM Author: indecent bistre kitty 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856953) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Hideous burgundy dopamine address 180. I love forklift cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857530) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: crawly medicated ape athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854604) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Coiffed Kitchen How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854522) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM Author: Coiffed Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856799) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Pervert People Who Are Hurt just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: silver immigrant My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857452) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM Author: Stimulating Bipolar Pisswyrm Do you ever think you'll go private? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: silver immigrant Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857972) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Learning disabled goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857974) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Stimulating Bipolar Pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM Author: Learning disabled goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858108) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Crusty philosopher-king Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858160) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Learning disabled goal in life Shalom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858162) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: 180 House-broken Gay Wizard Toaster congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858149) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM Author: indecent bistre kitty Ginger tea with honey! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858150) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM Author: Learning disabled goal in life 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858156) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: silver immigrant Looking forward to this, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858226) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: Learning disabled goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858227) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Crusty philosopher-king Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858161) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Learning disabled goal in life Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858173) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: crystalline sadistic lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49860163) |