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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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stirring resort
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
cyan kitchen personal credit line
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
stirring resort
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
cyan kitchen personal credit line
  05/01/26
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flickering multi-colored digit ratio
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stimulating love of her life
  04/29/26
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stirring resort
  04/29/26
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flickering multi-colored digit ratio
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Orchid Contagious University Genital Piercing
  04/29/26
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spectacular puppy abode
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flickering multi-colored digit ratio
  05/01/26
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flesh lascivious place of business
  04/30/26
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Curious plum location
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Curious plum location
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
flickering multi-colored digit ratio
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
spectacular puppy abode
  05/02/26
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flickering multi-colored digit ratio
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
stirring resort
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Orchid Contagious University Genital Piercing
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
stirring resort
  04/29/26
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flickering multi-colored digit ratio
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Salmon Blood Rage
  04/29/26
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yapping sneaky criminal milk
  04/29/26
180!
spectacular puppy abode
  04/29/26
hell yeah
stimulating love of her life
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
stirring resort
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
laughsome olive sanctuary dysfunction
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
stirring resort
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Rusted Razzle-dazzle Keepsake Machete
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
stirring resort
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Rusted Razzle-dazzle Keepsake Machete
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
stirring resort
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
big-titted tantric immigrant crackhouse
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
stirring resort
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Rusted Razzle-dazzle Keepsake Machete
  05/01/26
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flickering multi-colored digit ratio
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
big-titted tantric immigrant crackhouse
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Rusted Razzle-dazzle Keepsake Machete
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
flickering multi-colored digit ratio
  05/01/26
180
Salmon Blood Rage
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
stimulating love of her life
  05/01/26
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Provocative ruddy market quadroon
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
histrionic son of senegal
  04/30/26
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histrionic son of senegal
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Emerald Talented Affirmative Action
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
stirring resort
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Rusted Razzle-dazzle Keepsake Machete
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
stirring resort
  05/01/26
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flickering multi-colored digit ratio
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Rusted Razzle-dazzle Keepsake Machete
  05/01/26
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flickering multi-colored digit ratio
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Wonderful Cocky Meetinghouse
  05/01/26
Shalom.
flickering multi-colored digit ratio
  05/01/26
congrats!
Curious plum location
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Salmon Blood Rage
  05/01/26
180
flickering multi-colored digit ratio
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
stirring resort
  05/01/26
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flickering multi-colored digit ratio
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Wonderful Cocky Meetinghouse
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
flickering multi-colored digit ratio
  05/01/26
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spectacular puppy abode
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: stirring resort



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: cyan kitchen personal credit line

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: stirring resort

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: cyan kitchen personal credit line

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored digit ratio



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: stimulating love of her life



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: stirring resort



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored digit ratio



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Orchid Contagious University Genital Piercing

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: spectacular puppy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored digit ratio



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: flesh lascivious place of business



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Curious plum location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Curious plum location

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored digit ratio

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: spectacular puppy abode

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored digit ratio



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: stirring resort

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Orchid Contagious University Genital Piercing

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: stirring resort

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored digit ratio



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Salmon Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: yapping sneaky criminal milk



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: spectacular puppy abode

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: stimulating love of her life

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: stirring resort

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: laughsome olive sanctuary dysfunction

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: stirring resort

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Rusted Razzle-dazzle Keepsake Machete

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: stirring resort

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Rusted Razzle-dazzle Keepsake Machete

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: stirring resort

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: big-titted tantric immigrant crackhouse

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: stirring resort

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Rusted Razzle-dazzle Keepsake Machete

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: big-titted tantric immigrant crackhouse

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Rusted Razzle-dazzle Keepsake Machete

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored digit ratio

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Salmon Blood Rage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: stimulating love of her life

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Provocative ruddy market quadroon



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: histrionic son of senegal

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: histrionic son of senegal



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Emerald Talented Affirmative Action

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: stirring resort

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Rusted Razzle-dazzle Keepsake Machete

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: stirring resort

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Rusted Razzle-dazzle Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Wonderful Cocky Meetinghouse

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored digit ratio

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Curious plum location

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Salmon Blood Rage

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored digit ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: stirring resort

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Wonderful Cocky Meetinghouse

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: flickering multi-colored digit ratio

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: spectacular puppy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2]#49860163)