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| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 08/29/25 |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:49 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) You can use it to pay rent or participate in a mandatory, XO Holy Trinity™-wide "Wellne$$ & Morale Exchange Program."
The exchange is binding per Clause 9.2 and will be broadcast on Live TV™, with potential (20 percent or less) baseball bat impacts to your skull during said exchange, which will last at minium 24 hours.
GUN TO HEAD, U MUST CHOOSE.
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