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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
doobsian violent public bath foreskin
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
elite home useless brakes
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
elite home useless brakes
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Yellow thriller field
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
elite home useless brakes
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Yellow thriller field
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
elite home useless brakes
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
doobsian violent public bath foreskin
  01/05/26
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doobsian violent public bath foreskin
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
elite home useless brakes
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
doobsian violent public bath foreskin
  01/06/26
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abusive heaven
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
elite home useless brakes
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
avocado national electric furnace
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Exciting Ocher Mexican Partner
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Brass Appetizing Skinny Woman Corner
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
elite home useless brakes
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Fear-inspiring jew
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
elite home useless brakes
  01/06/26
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citrine pea-brained meetinghouse
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Brass Appetizing Skinny Woman Corner
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
elite home useless brakes
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Fear-inspiring jew
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
elite home useless brakes
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Fear-inspiring jew
  01/06/26
Lmao
doobsian violent public bath foreskin
  01/06/26
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beady-eyed ratface
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
wonderful ceo
  01/06/26
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Yellow thriller field
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: doobsian violent public bath foreskin

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: elite home useless brakes

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: elite home useless brakes

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Yellow thriller field

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: elite home useless brakes

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Yellow thriller field

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: elite home useless brakes

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: doobsian violent public bath foreskin

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: doobsian violent public bath foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: elite home useless brakes

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: doobsian violent public bath foreskin

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: abusive heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: elite home useless brakes

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: avocado national electric furnace

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Exciting Ocher Mexican Partner

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Brass Appetizing Skinny Woman Corner

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: elite home useless brakes

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring jew

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: elite home useless brakes

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: citrine pea-brained meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Brass Appetizing Skinny Woman Corner

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: elite home useless brakes

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring jew

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: elite home useless brakes

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring jew

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: doobsian violent public bath foreskin

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: wonderful ceo

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Yellow thriller field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566761)