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Solitary confinement for up to 4 years with these conditions.

After your first month of solitary (N=1), you'll receive a p...
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
no I think im too much of a pussy to actually complete it
cream maniacal library faggotry
  07/31/13
You can serve a partial sentence (e.g., cop dat one-month pe...
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
so id have to go over two years to make it even remotely wor...
cream maniacal library faggotry
  07/31/13
Name a job where you are guaranteed to be a billionaire afte...
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
This isn't any job. This is a job that will literally fuck y...
Copper whorehouse
  07/31/13
People accept less money for ARE military.
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
lol at you just utterly refusing to comprehend how fucking a...
Copper whorehouse
  07/31/13
I'm willing to comprehend it, bro. Explain it to me.
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
Consider this: a week in solitary causes hallucinations. Wha...
Copper whorehouse
  07/31/13
LJL, it does that to criminals who A. already have mental pr...
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
Hermits can do anything they want to occupy their time and s...
crawly racy meetinghouse
  07/31/13
LJL, no. Hermits have lived in confined cells, taken vows o...
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
do you allow for the possibility that knowing you're potenti...
Scarlet Insanely Creepy Stage
  07/31/13
cr
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
I'd do the four years
Slimy Emerald Dog Poop Volcanic Crater
  07/31/13
lol, you can't even ignore this site for one day.
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
1) I assume there is a toilet in the room? 2) The family/...
Ocher 180 lay people who are hurt
  07/31/13
1) Toilet is in the room. 2) Yeah, bro. Non-negotiable.
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
So they won't know your whereabouts and the contract terms, ...
embarrassed to the bone dun bbw reading party
  07/31/13
no can do.
histrionic puce native
  07/31/13
how exactly does one cheat in this scenario?
Scarlet Insanely Creepy Stage
  07/31/13
The 3 years would be worth it 4 is greedy
Slimy Emerald Dog Poop Volcanic Crater
  07/31/13
...
Spectacular Bistre Shitlib Antidepressant Drug
  07/31/13
Sneaking pencils and paper up your ass.
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
can i paint murals on the walls in shit?
Scarlet Insanely Creepy Stage
  07/31/13
They'll be cleaned off once a week. No painting supplies gi...
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
(wave-particle denier)
Scarlet Insanely Creepy Stage
  07/31/13
tyft
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
...
Scarlet Insanely Creepy Stage
  07/31/13
Liberal arts retard here. Please explain this.
Dashing philosopher-king
  07/31/13
no. fuck you man.
lake geriatric trailer park internal respiration
  07/31/13
i can't imagine lasting more than a week without enough desp...
Seedy Disgusting Brethren Rehab
  07/31/13
*serves 4 years sentence nude* *works out obsessively* ...
garnet goyim point
  07/31/13
*screams at random strangers* *hates animals* *has viv...
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
That's considerably worse than most POW conditions. Not sure...
Passionate thirsty school cafeteria
  07/31/13
Twist: the 1 square foot of light emanates from a laptop scr...
Buck-toothed locus
  07/31/13
lol...but to clarify, no. It's a plain old square foot of l...
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
Additional twist: twist
Avocado bull headed chapel gunner
  07/31/13
need more food than the minimum caloric intake to stay alive...
exhilarant mildly autistic black woman theatre
  07/31/13
(fat retard)
Buck-toothed locus
  07/31/13
No. The terms of this solitary would break literally anyone ...
Copper whorehouse
  07/31/13
Explain. What condition makes it impossible?
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
The isolation for three years (shorter than that it pretty o...
Copper whorehouse
  07/31/13
Just do meditation and prayer, bro. Solitary is bad when it...
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
if i didn't make $235k a year pre-bonus, yeah maybe.
Mint Disrespectful Legal Warrant University
  07/31/13
Obama's new minimum wage is pretty good it seems
Avocado bull headed chapel gunner
  07/31/13
Wait, what. You manage a grocery store.
Doobsian theater
  07/31/13
there is no way anyone survives this with their sanity intac...
hideous institution party of the first part
  07/31/13
It's not worse than Auschwitz, and people survived that, bro...
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
there were diversions at that camp. this scenario you're bui...
Fiercely-loyal elastic band resort
  07/31/13
It's Auschwitz with no survivor guilt, forced labor, starvat...
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
it's also Auschwitz with no social support system. That's ho...
Copper whorehouse
  07/31/13
JFC, have you ever read anything about Auschwitz? The "...
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
it's a lot worse than auschwitz as it actually existed, thou...
ebony exciting bawdyhouse
  07/31/13
flame
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
lack of human contact is completely different. You can surv...
hideous institution party of the first part
  07/31/13
Astronauts and hermits, bro.
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
yeah bro hermits lived in dark 10' x 10' cells all the time ...
hideous institution party of the first part
  07/31/13
There are ways to stimulate your brain without access to oth...
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
yeah like books, or pets, or working with your hands, or fi...
hideous institution party of the first part
  07/31/13
Do pushups, recite poems, cop dat mental math, meditate...
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
Like 1 in 1000 people would survive this with their sanity i...
wonderful flirting dysfunction faggot firefighter
  07/31/13
Pretty sure this douche would do it... http://www.youtube...
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
I can't believe that tattoed douchebag got to fuck Katy Perr...
crawly racy meetinghouse
  07/31/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QCGYZDIN-k&t=7m0s
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
I seriously doubt any sane human could endure long enough fo...
chartreuse school
  07/31/13
would this make it better or worse: Imagine Dragons - Rad...
Misanthropic lime telephone
  07/31/13
waaaaaay worse
chartreuse school
  07/31/13
Being naked and having no blankets the whole time is actuall...
stirring legend
  07/31/13
yep that was my first thought. if you didn't get out and ou...
Walnut son of senegal
  07/31/13
it would be a breeze if you could pipe chillwave into the ce...
arousing crimson ape
  07/31/13
Anyone who thinks they could do this for long enough to earn...
crawly racy meetinghouse
  07/31/13
the voluntary nature of this exercise and the ability to end...
Titillating Henna Macaca Public Bath
  07/31/13
For sure. If the question was would you do it for a fixed ti...
crawly racy meetinghouse
  07/31/13
(atheist)
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
lolno.
amethyst old irish cottage organic girlfriend
  07/31/13
what a dumb hypo, I question anyone's intelligence who came ...
Unholy nursing home
  07/31/13
Oh my God, someone on the Internet questioned my intelligenc...
pontificating dingle berry
  07/31/13
It's a good hypo being promulgated by a anti-solitary activi...
Doobsian theater
  07/31/13
You want me to sit naked in total darkness for three years d...
spruce mental disorder psychic
  07/31/13
i don't think i could do that for 3 years. i am not sure tha...
ebony exciting bawdyhouse
  07/31/13
frankly I'm pretty much ideally suited to this sort of thing...
Frisky indian lodge
  07/31/13
do you think man can force himself into hibernation? like...
Iridescent Wild Office Doctorate
  07/31/13
I am completely fine with social isolation, but the lack of ...
Insane Heady Field Boiling Water
  07/31/13
John Mason did it, why can't I
galvanic haunting base goal in life
  07/31/13
No, because I have a family. If I wasn't married with kids m...
embarrassed to the bone dun bbw reading party
  07/31/13
i would do four months.
confused therapy
  07/31/13
i actually want this for my life. the opportunity to clear ...
vigorous ungodly gas station
  07/31/13
No. The research is pretty clear that you go crazy in a few...
Doobsian theater
  07/31/13
only people who are so weak that they need social interactio...
vigorous ungodly gas station
  07/31/13
(normal person)
ebony exciting bawdyhouse
  07/31/13
the OP wasn't asking whether a normal person could do it. b...
vigorous ungodly gas station
  07/31/13
Aren't there stories about rape dens like this where kids ar...
Aphrodisiac Turquoise Fanboi
  07/31/13
Add books, blankets, and assure that the food will be reason...
stirring legend
  07/31/13
right, it's interesting how studies show that having books i...
vigorous ungodly gas station
  07/31/13
The isolation would still be hard, but I think it might be o...
stirring legend
  07/31/13
pretend you're a cat, pretend you're a dog, pretend you're a...
vigorous ungodly gas station
  07/31/13
Took this hypo and am retiring a trillionaire. LJL @ u.
mentally impaired salmon affirmative action
  05/04/19
Lmfao I do this for free every weekend
Buff beady-eyed hell
  05/04/19
Jew hypos ljl
smoky theater stage
  05/04/19
can I choose my clothes? Sign me up for 3 years. The onl...
Slap-happy Honey-headed Business Firm Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/04/19
...
mentally impaired salmon affirmative action
  01/09/26
Where will I get $5.63 trillion though?
navy den
  01/09/26


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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:19 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

After your first month of solitary (N=1), you'll receive a penny. It will double your second month, to two pennies, which will be doubled the third month (to four pennies), and so on for a maximum of four years (N=48). Serving the full sentence will yield 2^49-1 pennies = $5.63 trillion. Your payout will be made in gold, and the final amount will be adjusted for inflation (i.e., paid in 2012 dollars). For ease of reference:

1 year = $81.91

2 years = $335, 544.31

3 years = $1.37 billion

4 years = $5.63 trillion

Here are the rules while in solitary:

1. You will be locked in an underground 10' x 10' x 10' chamber illuminated by exactly one foot square of light. No communication with anyone will be allowed. No writing implements or any other communication device permitted. No games, books, music, or any other entertainment provided.

2. Your family and friends will not be informed of your whereabouts, nor will they have any knowledge of the contract until you've completed your term.

3. Once a month, the cell door will open. You will be given an hour to step outside if you choose. Your term ends as soon as you exercise this option.

4. Food and water will be deposited in a panel twice a day. Your meals will contain the minimum caloric requirements to keep you alive, as determined by a panel of doctors. Unless you specify any dietary conditions (e.g., allergies, religious requirements, etc.) in advance, you will not have any further control over the menu.

5. Once a week, a holding chamber at the back of the room will open. After you step inside, its door will close, sealing the room from your cell. You will shower in this room during routine cleanings and inspections. Refusal to step into the holding chamber before the cleaning crew arrives will end the game.

6. Your furniture will consist of one hardboard bed (no blankets), a washstand, and a flushable toilet with a bidet.

7. You will be filmed at all times by hidden cameras. Any cheating will result in forfeiture of your prize money and payment of damages to the prison company, as determined by an internal review panel. You will serve your sentence nude.

Clarifications available on request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753801)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:22 AM
Author: cream maniacal library faggotry

no I think im too much of a pussy to actually complete it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753815)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:23 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

You can serve a partial sentence (e.g., cop dat one-month penny).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753819)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:23 AM
Author: cream maniacal library faggotry

so id have to go over two years to make it even remotely worth it? still thnk im too much of a pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753829)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:28 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

Name a job where you are guaranteed to be a billionaire after three years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753859)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: Copper whorehouse

This isn't any job. This is a job that will literally fuck your brain for life after like one year. Irredeemably insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754024)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

People accept less money for ARE military.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754057)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:27 AM
Author: Copper whorehouse

lol at you just utterly refusing to comprehend how fucking awful long-term solitary is



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754075)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

I'm willing to comprehend it, bro. Explain it to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754084)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Copper whorehouse

Consider this: a week in solitary causes hallucinations. What the fuck you think three years in solitary would do?

Obviously we don't have long-term studies on the effects of this level of solitary you propose because it's uniformly considered torture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754104)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

LJL, it does that to criminals who A. already have mental problems and B. satisfy their ego function entirely through domination/exploitation of social groups.

Hermits have been around for thousands of years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754113)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:55 AM
Author: crawly racy meetinghouse

Hermits can do anything they want to occupy their time and stimulate themselves. Being locked in a room with not so much as a pad of paper =/= becoming a hermit.

Are you dumb or troll?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754477)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:43 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

LJL, no. Hermits have lived in confined cells, taken vows of silence, regulated themselves on strict regimens of ceaseless prayer and occasional eating, etc. Sorry your university never taught you religious history.

New hypo: Someone does the full four year term. Write some fiction about what you imagine their life is like. I want to see how hysterical you are about solitary confinement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754522)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: Scarlet Insanely Creepy Stage

do you allow for the possibility that knowing you're potentially making tons of money by doing it and that you can stop whenever you want would change things?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754114)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:43 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754523)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: Slimy Emerald Dog Poop Volcanic Crater

I'd do the four years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753846)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:29 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

lol, you can't even ignore this site for one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753867)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:25 AM
Author: Ocher 180 lay people who are hurt

1) I assume there is a toilet in the room?

2) The family/friends condition is brutal. Would be way too painful for them. I'd have to decline because of that. Is that condition non-negotiable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753837)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

1) Toilet is in the room.

2) Yeah, bro. Non-negotiable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753856)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone dun bbw reading party

So they won't know your whereabouts and the contract terms, but could you say "I have to go away for a long time, I can't tell you where it's a secret, but I will be back and I'm doing it for money."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23755336)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: histrionic puce native

no can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753839)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: Scarlet Insanely Creepy Stage

how exactly does one cheat in this scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753843)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:28 AM
Author: Slimy Emerald Dog Poop Volcanic Crater

The 3 years would be worth it 4 is greedy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753862)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:07 AM
Author: Spectacular Bistre Shitlib Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23755017)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:30 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

Sneaking pencils and paper up your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753875)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:35 AM
Author: Scarlet Insanely Creepy Stage

can i paint murals on the walls in shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753908)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:41 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

They'll be cleaned off once a week. No painting supplies given, and good luck doing that in the dark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753926)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: Scarlet Insanely Creepy Stage

(wave-particle denier)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754007)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754017)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: Scarlet Insanely Creepy Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754028)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:43 AM
Author: Dashing philosopher-king

Liberal arts retard here. Please explain this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754492)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: lake geriatric trailer park internal respiration

no. fuck you man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753850)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: Seedy Disgusting Brethren Rehab

i can't imagine lasting more than a week without enough desperate anxiety/maddness to run out the door the first chance you get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753853)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:32 AM
Author: garnet goyim point

*serves 4 years sentence nude*

*works out obsessively*

*emerges 4 years later as billionaire who dominates IFNB*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753894)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

*screams at random strangers*

*hates animals*

*has vivid nightmares*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753907)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:36 AM
Author: Passionate thirsty school cafeteria

That's considerably worse than most POW conditions. Not sure anyone could make three months under those conditions without serious mental issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753913)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:47 AM
Author: Buck-toothed locus

Twist: the 1 square foot of light emanates from a laptop screen that displays the latest poasts on AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753944)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:48 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

lol...but to clarify, no. It's a plain old square foot of light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753949)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:58 AM
Author: Avocado bull headed chapel gunner

Additional twist: twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754992)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: exhilarant mildly autistic black woman theatre

need more food than the minimum caloric intake to stay alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23753998)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: Buck-toothed locus

(fat retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754000)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: Copper whorehouse

No. The terms of this solitary would break literally anyone within a year. And I mean BREAK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754022)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:23 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

Explain. What condition makes it impossible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754059)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: Copper whorehouse

The isolation for three years (shorter than that it pretty obviously cannot financially be worth it) would give you PTSD, you'd be permanently scarred, unable to form any social attachments, experience frequent hallucinations, be 50% more likely to commit a felony, be much more suicidal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754100)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

Just do meditation and prayer, bro. Solitary is bad when it's forced on you and there's no big payout at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754108)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: Mint Disrespectful Legal Warrant University

if i didn't make $235k a year pre-bonus, yeah maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754072)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:59 AM
Author: Avocado bull headed chapel gunner

Obama's new minimum wage is pretty good it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754996)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:40 PM
Author: Doobsian theater

Wait, what. You manage a grocery store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23756420)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: hideous institution party of the first part

there is no way anyone survives this with their sanity intact for more than a few months. conditions are way too harsh bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754078)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

It's not worse than Auschwitz, and people survived that, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754082)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:30 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal elastic band resort

there were diversions at that camp. this scenario you're building in your basement literally makes auschqitz look like a spa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754091)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

It's Auschwitz with no survivor guilt, forced labor, starvation, disease, gas chambers, etc. Which is to say, not nearly as bad as Auschwitz at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754099)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Copper whorehouse

it's also Auschwitz with no social support system. That's honestly the legit biggest part of OP's torture chamber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754107)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:37 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

JFC, have you ever read anything about Auschwitz? The "social support system" was part of the torture.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapo_%28Arbeitslager%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754119)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:36 AM
Author: ebony exciting bawdyhouse

it's a lot worse than auschwitz as it actually existed, though probably not as bad as auschwitz as you believe it existed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754516)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:39 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754520)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: hideous institution party of the first part

lack of human contact is completely different. You can survive physical torture as long as you have people around. you can't survive the mental torture of being completely and totally alone for years on end. no way anyone makes it to year two, much less year three, without serious fucking problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754117)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:39 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

Astronauts and hermits, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754124)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: hideous institution party of the first part

yeah bro hermits lived in dark 10' x 10' cells all the time with no human contact and no way to stimulate their brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754129)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

There are ways to stimulate your brain without access to other humans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754170)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: hideous institution party of the first part

yeah like books, or pets, or working with your hands, or finding your own food, or... oh wait, your just flaming now, got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754175)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

Do pushups, recite poems, cop dat mental math, meditate...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754187)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: wonderful flirting dysfunction faggot firefighter

Like 1 in 1000 people would survive this with their sanity intact. 99% chance that even if you made it three years, you would not be able to enjoy your life afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754127)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

Pretty sure this douche would do it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aRor905cCw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754178)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:59 AM
Author: crawly racy meetinghouse

I can't believe that tattoed douchebag got to fuck Katy Perry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754479)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:42 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QCGYZDIN-k&t=7m0s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754134)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:45 AM
Author: chartreuse school

I seriously doubt any sane human could endure long enough for a worthwhile payout.

Maybe my man Mr. Spock could just meditate the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754142)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:48 AM
Author: Misanthropic lime telephone

would this make it better or worse:

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive plays repeatedly and very loudly throughout your stay in solitary, once a month you will get Offspring - Pretty Fly For a White Guy to change things up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754160)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:52 AM
Author: chartreuse school

waaaaaay worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754181)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: stirring legend

Being naked and having no blankets the whole time is actually one of the hardest parts of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754278)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Walnut son of senegal

yep that was my first thought. if you didn't get out and out hypothermia you'd come pretty close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23755384)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:01 AM
Author: arousing crimson ape

it would be a breeze if you could pipe chillwave into the cell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754480)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:04 AM
Author: crawly racy meetinghouse

Anyone who thinks they could do this for long enough to earn a significant amount of money is either dumb or troll. Talk to anyone that has done solitary confinement. It's torture. A week would feel like years. Once the door opened after the first month you would already be irreparably mentally damaged and no person would be able to resist leaving the room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754481)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:15 AM
Author: Titillating Henna Macaca Public Bath

the voluntary nature of this exercise and the ability to end it on your own terms makes a big difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754506)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:28 AM
Author: crawly racy meetinghouse

For sure. If the question was would you do it for a fixed time for a substantial amount of money I'm sure a lot of people would. Just like how some people said they would go into this planning to stay for years.

But I doubt that anyone would be able to resist the urge to leave after a month. Certainly not for a year, unless they had already gone batshit crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754513)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:39 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

(atheist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754519)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 7:00 AM
Author: amethyst old irish cottage organic girlfriend

lolno.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754534)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Unholy nursing home

what a dumb hypo, I question anyone's intelligence who came up with this and thought it was good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754644)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 8:57 AM
Author: pontificating dingle berry

Oh my God, someone on the Internet questioned my intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754671)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Doobsian theater

It's a good hypo being promulgated by a anti-solitary activist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23756423)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 9:41 AM
Author: spruce mental disorder psychic

You want me to sit naked in total darkness for three years doing nothing all day every day?

no thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754756)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 9:43 AM
Author: ebony exciting bawdyhouse

i don't think i could do that for 3 years. i am not sure that i could do it for a week without really being hard pressed. pretty sure i would bail the first time the door opened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754760)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:19 AM
Author: Frisky indian lodge

frankly I'm pretty much ideally suited to this sort of thing and I don't think there's anyway I'd make it beyond a month or two, even when you don't like human contact very much its complete absence becomes incredibly draining after a while, you'd be talking to yourself within two weeks and just babbling incoherently shortly after that, the only way you make two months if with a brief one hour burst of willpower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23754826)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:10 AM
Author: Iridescent Wild Office Doctorate

do you think man can force himself into hibernation?

like, could you sleep away half the time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23755024)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:15 AM
Author: Insane Heady Field Boiling Water

I am completely fine with social isolation, but the lack of things to do would make this unbearable for any period lasting more than a few days. Give me a computer to play video games on and I'll go four years, no problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23755030)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: galvanic haunting base goal in life

John Mason did it, why can't I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23755088)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone dun bbw reading party

No, because I have a family. If I wasn't married with kids maybe. I'd have to do research on the mental damage and whether it could definitely repaired and how.

You should allow like the Bible and the Quran and a few things like that.

Also can you have like a clock/calendar or way to keep track of time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23755317)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: confused therapy

i would do four months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23755375)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:36 PM
Author: vigorous ungodly gas station

i actually want this for my life. the opportunity to clear my head and not have obligations for four years. i routinely stare at an airplane's seatback for five hours without finding it boring or disengaged.

the mental trick is to pretend that each day is your first. "oh, i just got here".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23756395)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:38 PM
Author: Doobsian theater

No. The research is pretty clear that you go crazy in a few weeks. This is a good hypo though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23756406)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: vigorous ungodly gas station

only people who are so weak that they need social interaction. in elementary school i'd sit on a bench during recess and stare into space until it was over because that was more fulfilling than playing with others. i've learned to value the positives in interpersonal relations but could take it or leave it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23756442)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:48 PM
Author: ebony exciting bawdyhouse

(normal person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23756458)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: vigorous ungodly gas station

the OP wasn't asking whether a normal person could do it. but given i'm a maladjusted, aspie (officially diagnosed) xo poaster, i might be specially situated to pull it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23756490)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turquoise Fanboi

Aren't there stories about rape dens like this where kids are kept for 3+ years? Does the rape actually keep them alive because it's some form of social contact?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23756483)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: stirring legend

Add books, blankets, and assure that the food will be reasonably healthy, tasty, and in sufficient quantity, and this might be ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23756485)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: vigorous ungodly gas station

right, it's interesting how studies show that having books isn't enough. give me 500 books and i got this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23756502)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:02 PM
Author: stirring legend

The isolation would still be hard, but I think it might be ok as long as you have enough mental stimulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23756535)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:08 PM
Author: vigorous ungodly gas station

pretend you're a cat, pretend you're a dog, pretend you're a bear, pretend you're an ibis, choose a different animal every day and repeat if necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#23756581)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: mentally impaired salmon affirmative action

Took this hypo and am retiring a trillionaire. LJL @ u.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#38187539)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:41 PM
Author: Buff beady-eyed hell

Lmfao I do this for free every weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#38187560)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: smoky theater stage

Jew hypos ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#38187602)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 8:13 PM
Author: Slap-happy Honey-headed Business Firm Twinkling Uncleanness

can I choose my clothes? Sign me up for 3 years.

The only reason I would never do this is because I don't trust that I will get the payout. But in a theoretical world where this works I am 1000% in. This would be awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#38187671)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: mentally impaired salmon affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#49577129)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: navy den

Where will I get $5.63 trillion though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2Ã#49577157)