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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Lascivious church building

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: sooty market incel

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Boyish mad-dog skullcap field



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: curious location half-breed

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Startling exciting dingle berry mad cow disease

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: sooty market incel

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Adventurous bearded goal in life step-uncle's house

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: sooty market incel

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Underhanded heaven volcanic crater



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: sooty market incel

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: sooty market incel

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Adventurous bearded goal in life step-uncle's house



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: sooty market incel

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: effete garrison



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: High-end Glassy Forum Yarmulke



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Sapphire Trust Fund Alpha

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: sooty market incel

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Sapphire Trust Fund Alpha

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: sooty market incel

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Pearl multi-colored toaster



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: diverse ocher pozpig bawdyhouse



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Gaped stimulating main people

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: sooty market incel

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: flushed big fanboi sanctuary

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: sooty market incel

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: frozen dun school cafeteria

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: sooty market incel

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: irate crackhouse

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: flushed big fanboi sanctuary

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: provocative roast beef

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: sooty market incel

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: sooty market incel

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Boyish mad-dog skullcap field



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: fragrant shimmering nibblets

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: sooty market incel

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: provocative roast beef



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: sooty market incel



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: provocative roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: sooty market incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: sooty market incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: sooty market incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: sooty market incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: sooty market incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: sooty market incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Razzle Hideous Masturbator Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: sooty market incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Dead filthy national

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: sooty market incel

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Dead filthy national

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: sooty market incel

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Dead filthy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: sooty market incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: sooty market incel

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Dead filthy national

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: sooty market incel

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: sooty market incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: sooty market incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: crusty trump supporter potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: sooty market incel

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: sooty market incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: sooty market incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: sooty market incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: sooty market incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: frutiger aeropostale

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: frutiger aeropostale

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49706974)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Ã#49706886)