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Impressive racy church
  12/18/25
710K
pearly thirsty market puppy
  12/18/25
lawyer?
Impressive racy church
  12/18/25
yea
pearly thirsty market puppy
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
Impressive racy church
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
Amber mental disorder
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
Emerald Wonderful Hell
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
Amber mental disorder
  12/18/25
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Brilliant range
  12/18/25
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gold low-t chapel hunting ground
  12/19/25
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adventurous locus antidepressant drug
  12/19/25
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pink metal kitty
  12/19/25
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Haunting Office Voyeur
  12/20/25
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medicated church building factory reset button
  12/21/25
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exciting deer antler
  12/21/25
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Unhinged House Lettuce
  12/21/25
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jade beady-eyed chad
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
ocher site alpha
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
Impressive racy church
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
ocher site alpha
  12/18/25
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gold low-t chapel hunting ground
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
Aquamarine community account
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
titillating cordovan son of senegal theater stage
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
Aquamarine community account
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
Impressive racy church
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
olive laughsome fat ankles
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
Aquamarine community account
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
Boyish yapping nibblets liquid oxygen
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
Boyish yapping nibblets liquid oxygen
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
Boyish yapping nibblets liquid oxygen
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
Abusive black space
  12/18/25
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pearly thirsty market puppy
  12/18/25
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sticky quadroon principal's office
  12/19/25
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Swashbuckling judgmental trailer park persian
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
gold low-t chapel hunting ground
  12/19/25
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deranged crimson karate national
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
Opaque corner kitty cat
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
Boyish yapping nibblets liquid oxygen
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
Opaque corner kitty cat
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
Unholy turquoise twinkling uncleanness business firm
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
Opaque corner kitty cat
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
Disgusting cerise set
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
gold low-t chapel hunting ground
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
self-absorbed marvelous senate wrinkle
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
gold low-t chapel hunting ground
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
Onyx Cerebral Locale Circlehead
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
sticky quadroon principal's office
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
Peach heady garrison
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
Mind-boggling becky useless brakes
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
Abusive black space
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
useless diverse pervert dilemma
  12/18/25
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Aphrodisiac ruddy dragon
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
Opaque corner kitty cat
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
Impressive racy church
  12/18/25
I am atty.
Opaque corner kitty cat
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
Impressive racy church
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Boyish yapping nibblets liquid oxygen
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
white arousing fanboi
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
white arousing fanboi
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
vibrant french chef
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Violent Big Feces Clown
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
white arousing fanboi
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
federal rigpig boltzmann
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
gold low-t chapel hunting ground
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
vibrant french chef
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
federal rigpig boltzmann
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
Opaque corner kitty cat
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
federal rigpig boltzmann
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
Opaque corner kitty cat
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
vibrant french chef
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
medicated church building factory reset button
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
Opaque corner kitty cat
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
bistre crotch
  12/22/25
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bistre crotch
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
bistre crotch
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
federal rigpig boltzmann
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
Abusive black space
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
Aphrodisiac ruddy dragon
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
Abusive black space
  12/18/25
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pink metal kitty
  12/19/25
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gold low-t chapel hunting ground
  12/19/25
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bistre crotch
  12/22/25
not enough.
sticky quadroon principal's office
  12/18/25
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Cowardly idea he suggested
  12/20/25
little under $6M
flirting yellow ticket booth
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
Boyish yapping nibblets liquid oxygen
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
Amber mental disorder
  12/18/25
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frum state pistol
  12/18/25
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Onyx Cerebral Locale Circlehead
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
flirting yellow ticket booth
  12/19/25
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Lake sweet tailpipe university
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
Comical sepia gaping selfie
  12/18/25
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Brilliant range
  12/18/25
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sticky quadroon principal's office
  12/18/25
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Orange startling sound barrier
  12/20/25
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Unhinged House Lettuce
  12/21/25
-$184K
Sapphire Spot
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
vengeful ebony double fault international law enforcement agency
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
primrose excitant abode
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
adventurous locus antidepressant drug
  12/19/25
low-200s
Well-lubricated Base
  12/18/25
0
Soul-stirring stock car
  12/18/25
like 2 million
Pungent lay
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
trip nubile boistinker
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
Fragrant copper dysfunction
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
Kink-friendly Lavender Ladyboy Stag Film
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
Fragrant copper dysfunction
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
jade beady-eyed chad
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
Kink-friendly Lavender Ladyboy Stag Film
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
Peach heady garrison
  12/19/25
thank you
Kink-friendly Lavender Ladyboy Stag Film
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
Smoky Zippy Old Irish Cottage Hall
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
Vivacious Cumskin Cruise Ship
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
Blathering kitchen telephone
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Coral crackhouse mad-dog skullcap
  12/19/25
what happened
adventurous locus antidepressant drug
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Coral crackhouse mad-dog skullcap
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
pink metal kitty
  12/19/25
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Impressive racy church
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
Stirring disturbing generalized bond
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
deranged crimson karate national
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
Hairraiser forum
  12/20/25
~$900k
self-absorbed marvelous senate wrinkle
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
Brindle talented pozpig place of business
  12/19/25
Wow.
Cowardly idea he suggested
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
sticky quadroon principal's office
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
Brindle talented pozpig place of business
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
sticky quadroon principal's office
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
Brindle talented pozpig place of business
  12/19/25
lol
angry famous landscape painting elastic band
  12/19/25
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sticky quadroon principal's office
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
Peach heady garrison
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
180 honey-headed depressive
  12/19/25
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Peach heady garrison
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
Violent Big Feces Clown
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
contagious parlor
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
Provocative mischievous trust fund
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
contagious parlor
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
180 honey-headed depressive
  12/21/25
You sound poor
jade beady-eyed chad
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
Orange startling sound barrier
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
Cyan aromatic prole jewess
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
Chrome irradiated brunch
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
Cyan aromatic prole jewess
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
Fragrant copper dysfunction
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
Cyan aromatic prole jewess
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
pearly thirsty market puppy
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
bistre crotch
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
Cyan aromatic prole jewess
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
flirting yellow ticket booth
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
Chrome irradiated brunch
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
Cowardly idea he suggested
  12/20/25
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Impressive racy church
  12/20/25
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pearly thirsty market puppy
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
Haunting Office Voyeur
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
trip nubile boistinker
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
lascivious avocado national security agency
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
lascivious avocado national security agency
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
lascivious avocado national security agency
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
alcoholic curious stead
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Obsidian exhilarant skinny woman
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
alcoholic curious stead
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
Impressive racy church
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
Opaque corner kitty cat
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
alcoholic curious stead
  12/21/25
...
Opaque corner kitty cat
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
contagious parlor
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
Unholy turquoise twinkling uncleanness business firm
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
Insane Snowy Whorehouse Nowag
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
vibrant french chef
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
Opaque corner kitty cat
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
vibrant french chef
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
Opaque corner kitty cat
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
Impressive racy church
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
vibrant french chef
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
Impressive racy church
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
vibrant french chef
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
Impressive racy church
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
vibrant french chef
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
Impressive racy church
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
vibrant french chef
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
Impressive racy church
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
vibrant french chef
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
chest-beating toilet seat
  12/21/25
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exciting deer antler
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
Charismatic Sable Fortuitous Meteor Volcanic Crater
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
stimulating faggotry
  12/21/25
180 last note
federal rigpig boltzmann
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Obsidian exhilarant skinny woman
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
vibrant french chef
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
Opaque corner kitty cat
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
vibrant french chef
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
titillating cordovan son of senegal theater stage
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Obsidian exhilarant skinny woman
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
Chestnut thriller sanctuary
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
orchid shaky cuck private investor
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
Unhinged House Lettuce
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
pearly thirsty market puppy
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
contagious parlor
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
Chestnut thriller sanctuary
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
Cowardly idea he suggested
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
pearly thirsty market puppy
  12/23/25
cap gains
Violent Big Feces Clown
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
pearly thirsty market puppy
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
Cowardly idea he suggested
  12/25/25
~$500k
Insane Snowy Whorehouse Nowag
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Impressive racy church



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: pearly thirsty market puppy

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Impressive racy church

lawyer?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: pearly thirsty market puppy

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Impressive racy church

Biglaw?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Amber mental disorder

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Emerald Wonderful Hell

Lawyers?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Amber mental disorder

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: gold low-t chapel hunting ground



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: medicated church building factory reset button



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: exciting deer antler



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Unhinged House Lettuce



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: jade beady-eyed chad



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: ocher site alpha

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Impressive racy church

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: ocher site alpha

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: gold low-t chapel hunting ground



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Aquamarine community account

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: titillating cordovan son of senegal theater stage

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Aquamarine community account

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Impressive racy church

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: olive laughsome fat ankles

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Aquamarine community account

Nigger voicemail$

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Boyish yapping nibblets liquid oxygen

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Boyish yapping nibblets liquid oxygen

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Boyish yapping nibblets liquid oxygen

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Abusive black space

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: pearly thirsty market puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: sticky quadroon principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling judgmental trailer park persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: gold low-t chapel hunting ground

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: deranged crimson karate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Opaque corner kitty cat

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Boyish yapping nibblets liquid oxygen

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Opaque corner kitty cat

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Unholy turquoise twinkling uncleanness business firm

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Opaque corner kitty cat

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Disgusting cerise set

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: gold low-t chapel hunting ground

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: self-absorbed marvelous senate wrinkle

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: gold low-t chapel hunting ground

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Onyx Cerebral Locale Circlehead

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: sticky quadroon principal's office

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Peach heady garrison

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling becky useless brakes

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Abusive black space

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: useless diverse pervert dilemma

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ruddy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Opaque corner kitty cat

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Impressive racy church

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Opaque corner kitty cat

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Impressive racy church

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Boyish yapping nibblets liquid oxygen

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: white arousing fanboi

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: white arousing fanboi

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: vibrant french chef

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Violent Big Feces Clown

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: white arousing fanboi

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: federal rigpig boltzmann

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: gold low-t chapel hunting ground

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: vibrant french chef

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: federal rigpig boltzmann

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Opaque corner kitty cat

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: federal rigpig boltzmann

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Opaque corner kitty cat

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: vibrant french chef

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: medicated church building factory reset button

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Opaque corner kitty cat

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: bistre crotch

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: bistre crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: bistre crotch

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: federal rigpig boltzmann

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Abusive black space

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ruddy dragon

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Abusive black space

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: pink metal kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: gold low-t chapel hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: bistre crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: sticky quadroon principal's office

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Cowardly idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: flirting yellow ticket booth

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Boyish yapping nibblets liquid oxygen

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Amber mental disorder

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: frum state pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Onyx Cerebral Locale Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: flirting yellow ticket booth

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Lake sweet tailpipe university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Comical sepia gaping selfie

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Brilliant range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: sticky quadroon principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Orange startling sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Unhinged House Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Sapphire Spot

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: vengeful ebony double fault international law enforcement agency

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: primrose excitant abode

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: adventurous locus antidepressant drug

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Base

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring stock car

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Pungent lay

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: trip nubile boistinker

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Fragrant copper dysfunction

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Lavender Ladyboy Stag Film

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Fragrant copper dysfunction

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: jade beady-eyed chad

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Lavender Ladyboy Stag Film

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Peach heady garrison

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Lavender Ladyboy Stag Film

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Smoky Zippy Old Irish Cottage Hall

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Vivacious Cumskin Cruise Ship

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Blathering kitchen telephone

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Coral crackhouse mad-dog skullcap

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: adventurous locus antidepressant drug

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Coral crackhouse mad-dog skullcap

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: pink metal kitty

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Impressive racy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Stirring disturbing generalized bond

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: deranged crimson karate national

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser forum

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: self-absorbed marvelous senate wrinkle

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Brindle talented pozpig place of business

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Cowardly idea he suggested

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: sticky quadroon principal's office

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Brindle talented pozpig place of business

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: sticky quadroon principal's office

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Brindle talented pozpig place of business

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: angry famous landscape painting elastic band

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: sticky quadroon principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Peach heady garrison

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: 180 honey-headed depressive

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Peach heady garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Violent Big Feces Clown

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: contagious parlor

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Provocative mischievous trust fund

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: contagious parlor

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: 180 honey-headed depressive

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: jade beady-eyed chad

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Orange startling sound barrier

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Cyan aromatic prole jewess

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Chrome irradiated brunch

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Cyan aromatic prole jewess

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Fragrant copper dysfunction

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Cyan aromatic prole jewess

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: pearly thirsty market puppy

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: bistre crotch

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Cyan aromatic prole jewess

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: flirting yellow ticket booth

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Chrome irradiated brunch

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Cowardly idea he suggested

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Impressive racy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: pearly thirsty market puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: Haunting Office Voyeur

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: trip nubile boistinker

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: lascivious avocado national security agency

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: lascivious avocado national security agency

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: lascivious avocado national security agency

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: alcoholic curious stead

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Obsidian exhilarant skinny woman

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: alcoholic curious stead

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Impressive racy church

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Opaque corner kitty cat

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: alcoholic curious stead

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Opaque corner kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: contagious parlor

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Unholy turquoise twinkling uncleanness business firm

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Insane Snowy Whorehouse Nowag

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: vibrant french chef

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Opaque corner kitty cat

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: vibrant french chef

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Opaque corner kitty cat

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Impressive racy church

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: vibrant french chef

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Impressive racy church

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: vibrant french chef

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Impressive racy church

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: vibrant french chef

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Impressive racy church

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: vibrant french chef

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Impressive racy church

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: vibrant french chef

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: chest-beating toilet seat

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: exciting deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Charismatic Sable Fortuitous Meteor Volcanic Crater

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: stimulating faggotry

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: federal rigpig boltzmann

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Obsidian exhilarant skinny woman

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: vibrant french chef

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Opaque corner kitty cat

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: vibrant french chef

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: titillating cordovan son of senegal theater stage

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Obsidian exhilarant skinny woman

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Chestnut thriller sanctuary

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: orchid shaky cuck private investor

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Unhinged House Lettuce

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: pearly thirsty market puppy

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: contagious parlor

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Chestnut thriller sanctuary

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Cowardly idea he suggested

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: pearly thirsty market puppy

whats the other 35%

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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Violent Big Feces Clown

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: pearly thirsty market puppy

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Cowardly idea he suggested

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: Insane Snowy Whorehouse Nowag

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2Ã#49538879)