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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
sable gas station prole
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Idiotic puppy
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Disgusting crackhouse
  03/02/24
...
glassy brunch weed whacker
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Bespoke son of senegal
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Idiotic puppy
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Bespoke son of senegal
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Idiotic puppy
  03/02/24
lmao
stubborn corner liquid oxygen
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
Poppy yarmulke
  03/03/24
...
arrogant headpube
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
turquoise hairless trust fund mad cow disease
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
sable gas station prole
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
light insanely creepy boistinker stage
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
sable gas station prole
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
light insanely creepy boistinker stage
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
ebony unhinged parlour incel
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
comical fiercely-loyal useless brakes base
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
abusive grizzly lay
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
disturbing indian lodge giraffe
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Rebellious Rough-skinned Rigor
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Ultramarine Sanctuary
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Arousing greedy shitlib property
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
sick honey-headed house
  03/02/24
...
Histrionic Harsh Mental Disorder Hall
  03/02/24
...
Vivacious impertinent friendly grandma
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Histrionic Harsh Mental Disorder Hall
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
Vivacious impertinent friendly grandma
  03/02/24
...
stubborn corner liquid oxygen
  03/03/24
...
nudist theatre
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
spectacular irate school cafeteria brethren
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
sable gas station prole
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
jade space
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
sable gas station prole
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
jade space
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Maize bull headed place of business
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Bespoke son of senegal
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
sable gas station prole
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Ungodly dull hell gunner
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
sable gas station prole
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
Walnut filthpig stage
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
buck-toothed gold resort
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
sable gas station prole
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Vibrant offensive meetinghouse
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
disturbing indian lodge giraffe
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
comical fiercely-loyal useless brakes base
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Arousing greedy shitlib property
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
ebony unhinged parlour incel
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Arousing greedy shitlib property
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Razzle Corn Cake
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
self-centered personal credit line point
  03/03/24
"shit"
Ultramarine Sanctuary
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
Laughsome puce ticket booth regret
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
frum coral hospital
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
exciting twinkling uncleanness
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
self-centered personal credit line point
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Iridescent cerebral address
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Vigorous Hyperactive Tattoo
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
Henna Boyish Area
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
Wine bossy ape locale
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
sable gas station prole
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
charismatic dog poop
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
sable gas station prole
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
light insanely creepy boistinker stage
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
sable gas station prole
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
turquoise hairless trust fund mad cow disease
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
self-centered personal credit line point
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
Fighting sneaky criminal
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
sable gas station prole
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
Fighting sneaky criminal
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
sable gas station prole
  03/11/24
...
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
ebony unhinged parlour incel
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
Domesticated Range Water Buffalo
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Arousing greedy shitlib property
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Arousing greedy shitlib property
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
Rebellious Rough-skinned Rigor
  03/11/24
...
Domesticated Range Water Buffalo
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
Fighting sneaky criminal
  03/11/24
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Multi-colored national
  03/11/24
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arrogant headpube
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
sable gas station prole
  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
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flirting institution mood
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
sable gas station prole
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
disturbing indian lodge giraffe
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
opaque supple field idea he suggested
  03/13/24
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Chest-beating cruel-hearted rehab
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
180 philosopher-king
  03/13/24
...
glassy brunch weed whacker
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
opaque supple field idea he suggested
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
Domesticated Range Water Buffalo
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
violent ocher casino new version
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Iridescent cerebral address
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Vigorous Hyperactive Tattoo
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
charismatic dog poop
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
Chest-beating cruel-hearted rehab
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
sable gas station prole
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
comical fiercely-loyal useless brakes base
  03/13/24
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  03/14/24
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sable gas station prole
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
opaque supple field idea he suggested
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
sable gas station prole
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
Galvanic Lodge Quadroon
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
comical fiercely-loyal useless brakes base
  03/16/24
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floppy cumskin keepsake machete
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
sable gas station prole
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
glassy brunch weed whacker
  03/16/24
...
Rambunctious amethyst principal's office gaming laptop
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
beady-eyed state rigpig
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
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  03/16/24
Pulling for you
Passionate circlehead nibblets
  03/16/24
...
ebony unhinged parlour incel
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
Vigorous Hyperactive Tattoo
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
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  03/16/24
we're all for you
Marvelous brass market clown
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/17/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: sable gas station prole

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Idiotic puppy

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Disgusting crackhouse

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: glassy brunch weed whacker



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Bespoke son of senegal

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Idiotic puppy

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Bespoke son of senegal

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Idiotic puppy

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: stubborn corner liquid oxygen

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Poppy yarmulke

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: arrogant headpube



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: turquoise hairless trust fund mad cow disease

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: sable gas station prole

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: light insanely creepy boistinker stage

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: sable gas station prole

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: light insanely creepy boistinker stage

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: ebony unhinged parlour incel

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: comical fiercely-loyal useless brakes base

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: abusive grizzly lay

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: disturbing indian lodge giraffe

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Rebellious Rough-skinned Rigor

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Ultramarine Sanctuary

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Arousing greedy shitlib property

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: sick honey-headed house

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Histrionic Harsh Mental Disorder Hall



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Vivacious impertinent friendly grandma



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Histrionic Harsh Mental Disorder Hall

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Vivacious impertinent friendly grandma

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: stubborn corner liquid oxygen



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: nudist theatre



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: spectacular irate school cafeteria brethren

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: sable gas station prole

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: jade space

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: sable gas station prole

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: jade space

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Maize bull headed place of business

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Bespoke son of senegal

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: sable gas station prole

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Ungodly dull hell gunner

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: sable gas station prole

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Walnut filthpig stage

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: buck-toothed gold resort

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: sable gas station prole

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Vibrant offensive meetinghouse

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: disturbing indian lodge giraffe

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: comical fiercely-loyal useless brakes base

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Arousing greedy shitlib property

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: ebony unhinged parlour incel

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Arousing greedy shitlib property

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Razzle Corn Cake

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: self-centered personal credit line point

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Ultramarine Sanctuary

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Laughsome puce ticket booth regret

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: frum coral hospital

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: exciting twinkling uncleanness

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Stimulating mildly autistic mother marketing idea

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: self-centered personal credit line point

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Iridescent cerebral address

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Vigorous Hyperactive Tattoo

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Henna Boyish Area

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Wine bossy ape locale

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: sable gas station prole

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: charismatic dog poop

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: sable gas station prole

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: light insanely creepy boistinker stage

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: sable gas station prole

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: turquoise hairless trust fund mad cow disease

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: self-centered personal credit line point

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Fighting sneaky criminal

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: sable gas station prole

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Fighting sneaky criminal

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: sable gas station prole

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Rambunctious amethyst principal's office gaming laptop



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: ebony unhinged parlour incel

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Domesticated Range Water Buffalo

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Arousing greedy shitlib property

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Arousing greedy shitlib property

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Rebellious Rough-skinned Rigor

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Domesticated Range Water Buffalo



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Fighting sneaky criminal

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored national

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: arrogant headpube



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: sable gas station prole

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Marvelous brass market clown



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: flirting institution mood



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: sable gas station prole

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: disturbing indian lodge giraffe

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: opaque supple field idea he suggested

biannual ass blasting TP

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Chest-beating cruel-hearted rehab



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: 180 philosopher-king

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: glassy brunch weed whacker



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: opaque supple field idea he suggested

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Domesticated Range Water Buffalo

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: violent ocher casino new version

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Iridescent cerebral address

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Vigorous Hyperactive Tattoo

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: charismatic dog poop

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Chest-beating cruel-hearted rehab

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: sable gas station prole

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: comical fiercely-loyal useless brakes base

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling famous landscape painting



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Smoky free-loading tanning salon jap



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Lake mischievous station candlestick maker



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Rambunctious amethyst principal's office gaming laptop



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Pale deep idiot library

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: disturbing indian lodge giraffe

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: sable gas station prole



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: opaque supple field idea he suggested

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: sable gas station prole

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Galvanic Lodge Quadroon

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: comical fiercely-loyal useless brakes base

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: floppy cumskin keepsake machete



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: sable gas station prole

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: glassy brunch weed whacker

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Rambunctious amethyst principal's office gaming laptop



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed state rigpig

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Flickering Brindle Wrinkle Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: blue dashing trailer park community account

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Passionate circlehead nibblets

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: ebony unhinged parlour incel



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Vigorous Hyperactive Tattoo

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: insane pozpig mediation

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Marvelous brass market clown

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Zombie-like razzle-dazzle newt office

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: 180 philosopher-king

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Fighting sneaky criminal

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Maroon Forum

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Ã#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



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