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πŸŽΎπŸ—½ US OPEN: Lance Alcatraz v Tyrolean Doobs | XO Trump Attends #tennis

the two top 30 guys who got 5 mins more sleep than the rest ...
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Diane Rehm talking dirty
  09/07/25
Go doobs?
The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT
  09/07/25
i prefer lance. at least he hasnt been caught doping
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alcatraz breaks in the 1st game
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trump pics: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article...
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MAF libs running w bs that trump raped a girl at the us open...
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  09/07/25
libs are mentally ill trash
The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT
  09/07/25
...
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trump got some crowd roar: https://x.com/i/status/1964760...
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  09/07/25
double break woah
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  09/07/25
lol i just realized the guy youve been calling doobs is jann...
Brother Peter Dimond
  09/07/25
new tennis guy first day? also see dooblev: https://a.esp...
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idk what is tyrolean; op is like vergil or homer w/ these so...
CapTTTainFalcon
  09/07/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrolean
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  09/07/25
doobs has stepped it up
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  09/07/25
Doobs was shot for our sins
fulano
  09/07/25
best of 3 match for the title!
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  09/07/25
🍝 πŸ₯˜
fulano
  09/07/25
πŸ›οΈ πŸ›οΈ πŸ›οΈ πŸ›οΈ πŸ›οΈ
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  09/07/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Dave Prole
  09/07/25
double break in the 3rd
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  09/07/25
trump left at 3-0 in the 3rd set: https://x.com/i/status/...
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this was fake news rofl https://x.com/BenRothenberg/statu...
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lance alcatraz up a break in the 4th. striking distance
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  09/07/25
doobs out of gas
preventive strike
  09/07/25
his physio who gave him peds who he rehired needs to give hi...
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  09/07/25
What kind of PEDs was he on. He looks like a twink and Alcar...
preventive strike
  09/07/25
clostebol rofl foam party
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  09/07/25
lance serves for the titke
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  09/07/25
alcatraz does a golf swing w his racket for sergio. rofl
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Cr lol
preventive strike
  09/07/25
lance tied w becker and edberg w 6 slams. 2x at all except t...
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  09/07/25
And staring down Jonny Mac and after that Agassi and Connors...
preventive strike
  09/07/25
tbf, the numbers he's starting down are 24-22-20, not the 7-...
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  09/07/25
Carlos Alcaraz: 2nd youngest ever to win 6 Grand Slams af...
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  09/07/25
lol @ this literal FAGGOT usta potus vahaley
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  09/07/25
JPM ceo has a horrible toupee
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  09/07/25
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CHAz107PAJQ
Dave Prole
  09/07/25
#30 won?
fulano
  09/07/25
#30 didnt get to play but if he did it'd be 50/50
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  09/07/25
what a SPS match.
The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT
  09/07/25
lol @ everyone who thought that the wimby final was gonna be...
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  09/07/25
I don't expect an epic 5 match marathon, just for Tyrolean D...
The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT
  09/07/25
doobs has been gaped by alcatraz in 7 of the last 8: http...
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  09/07/25


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Date: September 7th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


the two top 30 guys who got 5 mins more sleep than the rest meet in the finals of the 3rd consec slam!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243026)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243060)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT

Go doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243062)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


i prefer lance. at least he hasnt been caught doping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243144)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz breaks in the 1st game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243176)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


trump pics: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-15074765/Donald-Trump-US-Open-final-2025-Carlos-Alcaraz-Jannik-Sinner.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243180)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


MAF libs running w bs that trump raped a girl at the us open

Ashish Malhotra

@amalhotra2

As the US Open Men's Final is delayed due to security around Trump's attendance, a reminder that the tournament has been the site of two of the many sexual assault allegations against him over the years

https://x.com/amalhotra2/status/1964755298918490234

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243190)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT

libs are mentally ill trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243196)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243198)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


trump got some crowd roar:

https://x.com/i/status/1964760234716733689

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243191)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


double break woah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243218)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

lol i just realized the guy youve been calling doobs is jannik sinner.

i'd been thinking there was a top tennis dood with a name something like that. but yeah hes a lanky ginger too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243221)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


new tennis guy first day? also see dooblev:

https://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/tennis/players/full/2642.png&w=350&h=254

(andrei rublev)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243226)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

idk what is tyrolean; op is like vergil or homer w/ these sobriquets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243319)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrolean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243327)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


doobs has stepped it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243267)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: fulano

Doobs was shot for our sins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243332)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


best of 3 match for the title!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243329)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: fulano

🍝 πŸ₯˜

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243334)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


πŸ›οΈ πŸ›οΈ πŸ›οΈ πŸ›οΈ πŸ›οΈ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243350)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Dave Prole

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243378)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


double break in the 3rd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243348)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


trump left at 3-0 in the 3rd set:

https://x.com/i/status/1964789918871548042

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243363)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


this was fake news rofl

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1964798628125667349

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243474)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


lance alcatraz up a break in the 4th. striking distance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243427)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: preventive strike

doobs out of gas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243444)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


his physio who gave him peds who he rehired needs to give him some last minute cream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243446)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: preventive strike

What kind of PEDs was he on. He looks like a twink and Alcarez looks jacked. His muscles are popping in that pink flamingo shirt like he’s at rubios foam party, love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243449)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


clostebol

rofl foam party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243455)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


lance serves for the titke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243453)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz does a golf swing w his racket for sergio. rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243462)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: preventive strike

Cr lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243463)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


lance tied w becker and edberg w 6 slams. 2x at all except the AO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243466)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: preventive strike

And staring down Jonny Mac and after that Agassi and Connors. Don’t know how old they all were at no. 7 or 8 but he has a lot of years left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243497)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


tbf, the numbers he's starting down are 24-22-20, not the 7-8.

lance and doobs are very very likely to each get to double digits. the question is whether they can get into the big 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243506)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


Carlos Alcaraz:

2nd youngest ever to win 6 Grand Slams after Borg

4th and youngest ever to win multiple Slams in all surfaces (only Wilander, Djokovic and Nadal did this)

He is 22yo.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243511)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


lol @ this literal FAGGOT usta potus vahaley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243493)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


JPM ceo has a horrible toupee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243496)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Dave Prole

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CHAz107PAJQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243547)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: fulano

#30 won?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243709)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


#30 didnt get to play but if he did it'd be 50/50

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243716)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT

what a SPS match.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243718)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


lol @ everyone who thought that the wimby final was gonna be repeat of the epic roland garros final.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243722)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT

I don't expect an epic 5 match marathon, just for Tyrolean Doobs not to get GAPED so badly every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243726)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


doobs has been gaped by alcatraz in 7 of the last 8:

https://www.tennisabstract.com/cgi-bin/player-classic.cgi?p=JannikSinner&f=ACareerqq&q=CarlosAlcaraz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2Γƒ#49243736)