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UPDATE: I'm going to marry my fat gf

I've been with her for 8 years now. We're going to do a co...
contagious dog poop
  09/27/25
If you worked harder in your 20s you would be fine. Whatever...
fishy lascivious area friendly grandma
  09/27/25
She's 46 and I'm 52. Not too shabby since I lost everything ...
contagious dog poop
  09/27/25
Gen X: The Poast
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/25/25
Who popped the question
stimulating meetinghouse gaping
  09/27/25
I never actually proposed. I just told her over the phone, &...
contagious dog poop
  09/27/25
Alpha and romantic
stimulating meetinghouse gaping
  09/27/25
I emailed her the email of the ring purchase and she replied...
contagious dog poop
  09/27/25
That's sweet but a little bit of effort once in a while goes...
Unholy Goal In Life
  09/28/25
180
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Stirring scourge upon the earth
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180
cyan jew
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Domesticated wine step-uncle's house wagecucks
  09/27/25
expected TSINAH
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Pearly Death Wish Site
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He and the HOG will be perpetual "fiances" like th...
pontificating love of her life
  09/27/25
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thriller vengeful toilet seat
  09/27/25
Some autist good at searching this shitbort should make a &q...
Pearly Death Wish Site
  09/28/25
180
Soul-stirring chestnut state
  09/27/25
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Domesticated wine step-uncle's house wagecucks
  09/27/25
180 congrats
Navy Sanctuary
  09/27/25
TY
contagious dog poop
  09/27/25
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Domesticated wine step-uncle's house wagecucks
  09/27/25
180, congrats! Livestream of ceremony for xo? Just make s...
Big Aggressive Senate
  09/27/25
There's not even going to be a ceremony. We're probably just...
contagious dog poop
  09/27/25
Ok fine just turn your ring camera to face the bbq. Seri...
Big Aggressive Senate
  09/27/25
I have a freshman and and a junior. I'll be retiring as the ...
contagious dog poop
  09/27/25
congrats. and brother, respectfully, she sounds plenty capa...
aphrodisiac stag film
  09/28/25
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Domesticated wine step-uncle's house wagecucks
  09/27/25
i'll even be respectful and mute my phone
frisky athletic conference
  09/28/25
Congrats?
Buck-toothed ape theater stage
  09/27/25
She's really excited about the wedding, I'm excited to retir...
contagious dog poop
  09/27/25
Can’t really go through something much worse than you ...
Big Aggressive Senate
  09/27/25
this is one of the saddest things ive ever read
thriller vengeful toilet seat
  09/27/25
As someone happily married for over 20 years, sounds 180 cr ...
Unholy Goal In Life
  09/27/25
Do you ever buttfuck her?
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  09/27/25
you need to review the lore tab on the zozo iOS app
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  09/27/25
I thought I remembered him saying he did, or at least he had
titillating chocolate psychic
  09/27/25
First date anal. She's my little anal sex turtle. She showed...
contagious dog poop
  09/27/25
how fat is she? she's just kinda thick, right, and not reall...
titillating chocolate psychic
  09/27/25
She played D1 college soccer and was the Gatorade soccer pla...
contagious dog poop
  09/28/25
Man you got me catching feeling rn with that sweet talk
henna disgusting affirmative action national security agency
  09/28/25
Congratulations, brother! Excellent news! So happy for you!
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  09/27/25
180, can we get a stance on Palestine?
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  09/27/25
Laughed out loud but not unreasonable to request
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  09/27/25
Personally, I don't care about Palestinians or arabs in gene...
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floppy plaza
  09/30/25
Also is she even overweight anymore You know you could ju...
stimulating meetinghouse gaping
  09/27/25
She wasn’t even that big before tbh. His ex is/was fuc...
Big Aggressive Senate
  09/27/25
180
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  09/27/25
180 congrats!
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  09/27/25
180, man, congratulations. That’s an absolute batch o...
Outnumbered address
  09/27/25
Congrats!
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  09/27/25
Are you cancer free?
Diverse preventive strike halford
  09/27/25
5 years cancer free
contagious dog poop
  09/27/25
180
odious lodge
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180
Diverse preventive strike halford
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Painfully honest curious box office toaster
  09/27/25
DON'T DO IT. I'm 100% fucking serious. You fell for it...
pontificating love of her life
  09/27/25
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Buck-toothed ape theater stage
  09/27/25
Meh, if it fails, I'll be fine. She can only get what she br...
contagious dog poop
  09/27/25
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vigorous mahogany police squad kitchen
  09/28/25
Congratulations!
Unholy Goal In Life
  09/27/25
Congrats! Net worth? I'm getting closer to my net worth ...
Stirring scourge upon the earth
  09/27/25
Combined, roughly 5 mm with free healthcare. It's tough to v...
contagious dog poop
  09/27/25
How did you get to 5mil as an oil rig worker? I'm thinking f...
haunting ungodly stage
  09/28/25
in the same vein, is this like 4/1 her/you?
aphrodisiac stag film
  09/28/25
I'm worth about 3.5, she's worth about 1.5. We each have mil...
contagious dog poop
  09/28/25
Just do it and live life. The people who are miserable in re...
Big Aggressive Senate
  09/28/25
I agree. People at work think I'm crazy to give up an easy 2...
contagious dog poop
  09/28/25
Do you work days 14on/14off?
haunting ungodly stage
  09/28/25
Yes, but I also get 3 weeks of PTO a year, so, I actually on...
contagious dog poop
  09/28/25
Seems difficult to give up this form of a sinecure at that s...
Mauve Jap
  09/28/25
We will have more disposable income in retirement than we cu...
contagious dog poop
  09/28/25
He's not alone now because his kids are still in school and ...
Violent Jet Skinny Woman Parlor
  09/28/25
I have a rich inner life
contagious dog poop
  09/28/25
I sure hope so because you get a certain amount of socializa...
Violent Jet Skinny Woman Parlor
  09/28/25
I'm never going to work another day in my life. Between ...
contagious dog poop
  09/28/25
If you’re smart that is not even remotely hard to do d...
Buck-toothed ape theater stage
  09/29/25
Lmao, tell us more about losing everything
Buck-toothed ape theater stage
  09/29/25
Congratulations, Dirte. Come visit in Phoenix in the winter...
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  09/27/25
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henna disgusting affirmative action national security agency
  09/28/25
Friend, I would love to meet up with you. GF and I were just...
contagious dog poop
  09/28/25
Email me if you come to town. We are usually there in Jan-mi...
misunderstood old irish cottage trump supporter
  09/28/25
awesome! Got it!
contagious dog poop
  09/28/25
We all need to know. How fat is she?
dull talented locale
  09/27/25
I believe he has referred to her on many an occasion as an &...
henna disgusting affirmative action national security agency
  09/28/25
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aphrodisiac stag film
  09/27/25
Can't wait for your swinger arc How's the sex life? Any ...
Passionate Impressive Station Pistol
  09/27/25
Was that really 8 years ago??!!
Violet harsh theatre
  09/28/25
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  09/28/25
:( time flies. Those posts were great reads. And now that wo...
Big Aggressive Senate
  09/28/25
Fat GF found the postcard from that trip in my junk drawer a...
contagious dog poop
  09/28/25
remind us what it says
vigorous mahogany police squad kitchen
  09/28/25
Something about "Hey! My name is Annie, I'm in room X, ...
contagious dog poop
  09/28/25
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aphrodisiac stag film
  09/28/25
ah yeah classic xo
vigorous mahogany police squad kitchen
  09/28/25
180
Startling Feces
  09/28/25
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racy bistre property
  09/29/25
zomg i remember that
floppy plaza
  09/30/25
Post pic of fat gf and exwife
haunting ungodly stage
  09/28/25
Happy for you, brother
hyperventilating mentally impaired locus pocket flask
  09/28/25
what's his name??
Metal Slimy Sneaky Criminal
  09/28/25
Congrats man. You realize you're going to start spending inf...
Exhilarant Bronze Indian Lodge
  09/28/25
How often do you reminisce over fucking her ass within an ho...
henna disgusting affirmative action national security agency
  09/28/25
Not too often. During my Tinder days, it became a common occ...
contagious dog poop
  09/28/25
are you just that big of a chad? heavy drinking? a little o...
aphrodisiac stag film
  09/28/25
I'm not even attractive. For some reason, I've never struggl...
contagious dog poop
  09/28/25
cr, ty
aphrodisiac stag film
  09/28/25
bravo
vigorous mahogany police squad kitchen
  09/28/25
how often do you fuck your gf's ass now?
flatulent motley idiot
  09/28/25
Rarely. Maybe a couple times a year when we're both really h...
contagious dog poop
  09/29/25
how does this even come up? You two get hammered and then s...
flatulent motley idiot
  10/01/25
Your my hero and I am glad you are well. Are you staying in ...
henna disgusting affirmative action national security agency
  10/01/25
congratulations!
floppy plaza
  09/28/25
Thanks
contagious dog poop
  09/28/25
180
offensive grizzly puppy field
  09/28/25
Congrats brother, you know where to go for the honeymoon!
Razzle-dazzle scarlet space crotch
  09/29/25
For sure! Are you back there, or are you still lawing?
contagious dog poop
  09/29/25
congrats man!
Galvanic stubborn stead yarmulke
  09/29/25
Thank you, brother
contagious dog poop
  09/29/25
How fat is she really / how bad does her pussy smell
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  10/01/25


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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

I've been with her for 8 years now.

We're going to do a courthouse wedding in early December, to maximize tax benefits.

She's going to sell her house, pay off mine and we're both going to retire this next year. This will be her last year of teaching, and my last year of spending half the year away at work in the arctic.

Life is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308043)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: fishy lascivious area friendly grandma

If you worked harder in your 20s you would be fine. Whatever though best outcome for a 30s mo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308044)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

She's 46 and I'm 52. Not too shabby since I lost everything in my divorce a little over a decade ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308058)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted forum hissy fit

Gen X: The Poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308124)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: pontificating love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308192)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Brilliant cruise ship



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Cerebral drab ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308496)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: mind-boggling hideous base



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: twisted travel guidebook



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:24 AM
Author: Buck-toothed ape theater stage



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: vigorous mahogany police squad kitchen



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Nudist supple really tough guy



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: contagious dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309186)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Startling Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309846)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: offensive grizzly puppy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309930)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Purple national



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49373596)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: stimulating meetinghouse gaping

Who popped the question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308046)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

I never actually proposed. I just told her over the phone, "so, I bought that ring, we should probably do this before year end."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308061)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: stimulating meetinghouse gaping

Alpha and romantic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308105)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

I emailed her the email of the ring purchase and she replied: "I accept :)"

Second marriages are generally less romantic and more pragmatic. I haven't felt butterflies since my twenties.

Even though it sounds sad, I'm actually really happy and content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308247)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Unholy Goal In Life

That's sweet but a little bit of effort once in a while goes a long way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308527)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: sapphire garrison associate

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: Stirring scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308292)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: cyan jew

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: Domesticated wine step-uncle's house wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308093)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: thriller vengeful toilet seat

expected TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308050)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Pearly Death Wish Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308149)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: pontificating love of her life

He and the HOG will be perpetual "fiances" like the black people he disdains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308193)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: thriller vengeful toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308256)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:09 AM
Author: Pearly Death Wish Site

Some autist good at searching this shitbort should make a "FAILED TURNING POINTS OF TSINAH'S ENGAGEMENT" thread. Their wedding and babby has been six months away for three years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308641)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring chestnut state

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308054)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Domesticated wine step-uncle's house wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308094)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Navy Sanctuary

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308056)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308064)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Domesticated wine step-uncle's house wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308095)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Big Aggressive Senate

180, congrats!

Livestream of ceremony for xo? Just make sure it’s not during an EPAH hearing or ragnus job interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308062)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

There's not even going to be a ceremony. We're probably just going to have a BBQ and have a few friends over. Far more pragmatic than romantic at our ages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308069)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Big Aggressive Senate

Ok fine just turn your ring camera to face the bbq.

Serious congrats - hope things are good all around. Your kids in HS now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308075)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

I have a freshman and and a junior. I'll be retiring as the older one is graduating and the younger is entering junior year. Both of their college accounts are fully funded. The youngest has eyes on service academies. She was running DII college times as an 8th grader in track, but you just never know what's going to happen to girls bodies as they develop. Her genetics are narrow hips and small boobs. Great for a runner, not great for giving me grandbabies one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308244)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: aphrodisiac stag film

congrats. and brother, respectfully, she sounds plenty capable of giving you grandchildren. service academies seem like an interesting environment for a woman, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308830)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Domesticated wine step-uncle's house wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308096)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: frisky athletic conference

i'll even be respectful and mute my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308854)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ape theater stage

Congrats?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308065)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

She's really excited about the wedding, I'm excited to retire. We keep running the numbers and scenarios and we don't see why we're still working.

I do love her, and she loves me, but it's more about compatibility and compromise. She takes care of me and is really fun to be around.

We're looking forward to traveling in the winter for months once my youngest graduates in two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308072)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Big Aggressive Senate

Can’t really go through something much worse than you did, so she passes the test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308076)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: thriller vengeful toilet seat

this is one of the saddest things ive ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308077)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Unholy Goal In Life

As someone happily married for over 20 years, sounds 180 cr to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308245)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: titillating chocolate psychic

Do you ever buttfuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308086)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: vibrant tattoo

you need to review the lore tab on the zozo iOS app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308089)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: titillating chocolate psychic

I thought I remembered him saying he did, or at least he had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308101)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

First date anal. She's my little anal sex turtle. She showed up in her ratchet motorhome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308233)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: titillating chocolate psychic

how fat is she? she's just kinda thick, right, and not really fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308326)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: contagious dog poop

She played D1 college soccer and was the Gatorade soccer player of the year in hs. She has skinny wrists and ankles, but a little bit of a gut. I was once a really good athlete, but nobody would ever guess that looking at me now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309158)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: henna disgusting affirmative action national security agency

Man you got me catching feeling rn with that sweet talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308853)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: adventurous antidepressant drug

Congratulations, brother! Excellent news! So happy for you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308097)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: jade office giraffe

180, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308099)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Orchid juggernaut international law enforcement agency

Laughed out loud but not unreasonable to request

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308104)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

Personally, I don't care about Palestinians or arabs in general, but what Israel is doing and has done is nothing short of evil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308236)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: sapphire garrison associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309172)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: offensive grizzly puppy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309933)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: floppy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49313714)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: stimulating meetinghouse gaping

Also is she even overweight anymore

You know you could just put her on ozempic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308108)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Big Aggressive Senate

She wasn’t even that big before tbh. His ex is/was fucking hot, so the bar was set extremely high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308160)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: Poppy razzmatazz gas station rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308122)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: lake swashbuckling location blood rage

180 congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308145)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: Outnumbered address

180, man, congratulations. That’s an absolute batch of good news all at once. Things falling into place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308147)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: carmine appetizing abode circlehead

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308152)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Diverse preventive strike halford

Are you cancer free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308161)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

5 years cancer free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308238)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: odious lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308551)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Diverse preventive strike halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309358)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: Coral Electric University Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49310191)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Painfully honest curious box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308168)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: pontificating love of her life

DON'T DO IT.

I'm 100% fucking serious. You fell for it once, don't do this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308195)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ape theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308213)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

Meh, if it fails, I'll be fine. She can only get what she brought into the marriage and we have a prenup. If it fails, I'll just move to Thailand and live like a king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308240)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: vigorous mahogany police squad kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309152)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Unholy Goal In Life

Congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308248)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Stirring scourge upon the earth

Congrats!

Net worth? I'm getting closer to my net worth exceeding 33x my annual spend, but feel nervous about that being enough to retire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308296)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

Combined, roughly 5 mm with free healthcare. It's tough to value inflation adjusted pensions though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308307)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: haunting ungodly stage

How did you get to 5mil as an oil rig worker? I'm thinking for me 5mil might also be the retirement number. At that level could live off qqqi and btci

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308633)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: aphrodisiac stag film

in the same vein, is this like 4/1 her/you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308835)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

I'm worth about 3.5, she's worth about 1.5. We each have million dollar homes with mortgages around 250 each. Homes purchased much cheaper around 2010. She has a teacher's pension of $4,200 a month, my Tax free VA disability check is $4,500. I'm guessing her pension is worth around 1.1mm, and my VA is about 1.5 mm. My 401k is currently around 1.4 mm. I probably have 600K in vehicles, boats, guns, etc. Neither of us have any debt, and we both have free healthcare. Kids college is paid for. I'm sure I'm missing something, but we're fine and can live on the pension income alone. I know I'm just an oilfield worker, but I've averaged about 250-300K a year for the last decade. Certainly not wealthy, but it's afforded me a really good lifestyle.

If anyone can think of a reason why I shouldn't retire, let me know. I get zero satisfaction from working and would be much more fulfilled by enjoying my hobbies. Fat GF will probably substitute teach whenever she feels like it. I'm not sure how we stack up to many other retirees, but I'd imagine we're in the top 10% of all retirees. I'm literally the dumbest poaster to ever contribute here, so I don't know how I ended up with a top 10% outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309179)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Big Aggressive Senate

Just do it and live life. The people who are miserable in retirement are those who have no hobbies or are alone. You are neither of these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309190)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

I agree. People at work think I'm crazy to give up an easy 250K job where we only work half the year. I just tell them that I'm good financially, and I'm ready to start living. The two big issues most people have retiring early is the 10% penalty for 401K/IRA withdrawals and healthcare cost. I have neither of those worries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309196)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: haunting ungodly stage

Do you work days 14on/14off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309368)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

Yes, but I also get 3 weeks of PTO a year, so, I actually only end up working about 4.5 months a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309462)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Mauve Jap

Seems difficult to give up this form of a sinecure at that salary and your gf is presumably accustomed to the living arrangement

But you should retire, congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309484)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

We will have more disposable income in retirement than we currently have, after combining households. Sinecure be damned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309508)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Violent Jet Skinny Woman Parlor

He's not alone now because his kids are still in school and living under his roof.

The day is quickly coming where this will no longer be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309416)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

I have a rich inner life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309466)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Violent Jet Skinny Woman Parlor

I sure hope so because you get a certain amount of socialization from your work too. That's gonna be gone.

Kids gone, coworkers gone. Just you and your fat wife.

The trouble with retiring early is that you might realize that your lack of productivity is causing problems but you're going to be *extremely* hesitant to go back to work. Because working does in fact suck. And you're not going to want to go back because you're not going to make as much because of dat resume gap.

Not saying you shouldn't quit that oilfield stuff because that doesn't seem like something that a reasonably wealthy aging cancer survivor should be beating himself up with. But I do think you should give a ton of thought as to how you can do things that will maintain a sense of accomplishment. And unless you're going to dive pretty hard into volunteerism, that means work.

IIRC you have an accounting background. Maybe hang a shingle and do tax? The weather is fairly shit from January to April so it's not like you're gonna spend a ton of time outside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309570)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

I'm never going to work another day in my life.

Between Men's beer league hockey, men's night golf, fishing trips, skiing, apres skiing, and traveling, I don't think I'll want for any more socialization than I already get. My home is on a very social lake where we're basically drinking at the fire/pontooning every evening and playing on jetskis and ski boats all day.

Fat GF and I also have a pretty deep bucket list of things we want to do: Spring training AZ & FL, Kentucky Derby, Fenway, sailing, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49310155)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Buck-toothed ape theater stage

If you’re smart that is not even remotely hard to do during a time period where the stock market 5x’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49311033)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Buck-toothed ape theater stage

Lmao, tell us more about losing everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49311030)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: misunderstood old irish cottage trump supporter

Congratulations, Dirte. Come visit in Phoenix in the winter. Oh, if it doesn’t work out Tommy T will be waiting for you in Thailand. You can replicate that first date anal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308332)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: hyperventilating mentally impaired locus pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308498)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: henna disgusting affirmative action national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308846)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

Friend, I would love to meet up with you. GF and I were just talking about heading to AZ for some spring training games. Also, my cousin is dating a star on the Diamondbacks, we thought that would be a fun time getting to meet him and catching a game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309189)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: misunderstood old irish cottage trump supporter

Email me if you come to town. We are usually there in Jan-mid April and a little in Nov-Dec. Moniker@gmail



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309897)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

awesome! Got it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49310190)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: dull talented locale

We all need to know. How fat is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308344)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: henna disgusting affirmative action national security agency

I believe he has referred to her on many an occasion as an "absolute unit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308841)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308463)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Passionate Impressive Station Pistol

Can't wait for your swinger arc

How's the sex life? Any kinky stuff? Your stories of getting laid in Hawaii were the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308478)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Violet harsh theatre

Was that really 8 years ago??!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308550)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: laughsome factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309169)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Big Aggressive Senate

:( time flies. Those posts were great reads. And now that woman he tagged on the Maui hotel balcony has been married for 8 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309187)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

Fat GF found the postcard from that trip in my junk drawer and had a lot of questions. I'm never getting rid of that postcard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309204)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: vigorous mahogany police squad kitchen

remind us what it says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309443)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

Something about "Hey! My name is Annie, I'm in room X, your kids are adorable, if you want to hang out, my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309474)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309498)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: vigorous mahogany police squad kitchen

ah yeah

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309538)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Startling Feces

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309883)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: racy bistre property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49311048)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: floppy plaza

zomg i remember that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49313715)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:15 AM
Author: haunting ungodly stage

Post pic of fat gf and exwife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308634)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: hyperventilating mentally impaired locus pocket flask

Happy for you, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308500)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Metal Slimy Sneaky Criminal

what's his name??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308703)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Exhilarant Bronze Indian Lodge

Congrats man. You realize you're going to start spending infinitely more time together once you're both retired? That could change the dynamic quite a bit. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308813)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: henna disgusting affirmative action national security agency

How often do you reminisce over fucking her ass within an hour of meeting her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49308838)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

Not too often. During my Tinder days, it became a common occurrence. I lost a lot of respect for women in general that few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309183)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stag film

are you just that big of a chad? heavy drinking? a little of both? like how do you even do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309501)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

I'm not even attractive. For some reason, I've never struggled with women and have always outrun my coverage. Maybe it's aura, maybe it's confidence, maybe it's just dumb luck, I'm not sure. None of my close friends get it either. I think mostly it's because I'm not a pussy, and I'm not afraid to approach women. Rejection has never phased me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309513)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stag film

cr, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309528)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: vigorous mahogany police squad kitchen

bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309539)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: flatulent motley idiot

how often do you fuck your gf's ass now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309866)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

Rarely. Maybe a couple times a year when we're both really hammered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49311454)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: flatulent motley idiot

how does this even come up? You two get hammered and then she asks your to fuck her ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49317623)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: henna disgusting affirmative action national security agency

Your my hero and I am glad you are well. Are you staying in Alaska permanently?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49317767)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: floppy plaza

congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309473)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309478)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: offensive grizzly puppy field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49309935)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle scarlet space crotch

Congrats brother, you know where to go for the honeymoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49312851)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

For sure! Are you back there, or are you still lawing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49312882)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Galvanic stubborn stead yarmulke

congrats man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49312905)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: contagious dog poop

Thank you, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2Ã#49312920)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed bespoke business firm codepig

How fat is she really / how bad does her pussy smell

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