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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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explain please.
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you need to write a book or something
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Lmao Oh what a poast!
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Lmao Oh what a poast!
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i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: razzle orchid shitlib gas station



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Cyan Talented Menage



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: French gaming laptop kitty

wtf

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: French gaming laptop kitty

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Boyish immigrant

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: Motley round eye personal credit line

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Arousing codepig

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Misanthropic poppy wrinkle senate



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Arousing codepig



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Mahogany Coffee Pot

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: Infuriating theatre

this one is my favorite image

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: hyperventilating office

tired flame

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Floppy Macaca Toilet Seat

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: Magenta field ladyboy

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: adventurous wild state associate

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Cordovan voyeur chapel

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Wonderful Dragon Site

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Sepia school cafeteria candlestick maker

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: Diverse Temple Psychic

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: adventurous wild state associate



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: white disturbing incel azn

177

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: Purple garrison really tough guy

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Chrome rambunctious station tattoo

I spit out my night casein shake

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: nubile galvanic love of her life area



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Slate Laughsome Becky

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Bateful tanning salon nibblets

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Bright very tactful doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Stirring Nofapping Wagecucks

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Ebony hideous marketing idea

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: abusive racy house

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Arousing codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: electric bistre stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Brass Hairraiser Gunner Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: pink whorehouse friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Walnut trip kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: buff circlehead center

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: abusive racy house

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Floppy Macaca Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Infuriating theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: comical shrine

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: Know-it-all nursing home boistinker

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Spruce international law enforcement agency

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: Arousing codepig

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: abusive racy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: onyx abode

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: dun main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Arousing codepig

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Jet-lagged heaven

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Nudist water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Titillating pit

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: lilac cracking institution

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Crystalline Provocative National Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Arousing codepig

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Pearl kitty cat bawdyhouse

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Vibrant Grizzly Locale Patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Drunken native fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: sable hospital dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Azure yapping dilemma

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: sable hospital dog poop

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: marvelous bearded casino

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Arousing codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Spectacular khaki filthpig

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Heady windowlicker indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: comical shrine

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: Arousing codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: adventurous wild state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Passionate hyperactive meetinghouse stock car

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Fragrant national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: big hall juggernaut



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Saffron theater stage ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Saffron theater stage ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Arousing codepig

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Burgundy flatulent regret french chef

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: 180 stead



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Saffron theater stage ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Heady windowlicker indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Burgundy flatulent regret french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Saffron theater stage ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Magenta field ladyboy

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: Saffron theater stage ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: adventurous wild state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: bespoke thriller ceo ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac university



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: aphrodisiac university



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: aphrodisiac university



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Saffron theater stage ratface



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: disgusting coldplay fan pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#38337221)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: milky chad



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: contagious community account resort



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: contagious community account resort



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: Adulterous Corner Dysfunction



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: Cordovan voyeur chapel



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: Bright very tactful doctorate



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: sick puce fortuitous meteor indian lodge



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: violent violent ticket booth



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Drunken native fat ankles



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Saffron theater stage ratface



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: glassy address pozpig



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: mind-boggling lettuce



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: Soggy Locus



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Infuriating theatre



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Soggy Locus



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: primrose startling mediation



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Appetizing lay



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Alcoholic plaza toaster



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: Appetizing lay



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Saffron theater stage ratface



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: vivacious hissy fit



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Citrine Rigor

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: Carmine federal property



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
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