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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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lol @ the cowboys
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that's it?
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  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
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and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
exhilarant stage nowag
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
comical hospital pocket flask
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
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  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
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Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
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  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
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  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
trip rose kitty giraffe
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
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Haha wow
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  08/28/25
Happy?
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I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
stimulating party of the first part bawdyhouse
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
trip rose kitty giraffe
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
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  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
trip rose kitty giraffe
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
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  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
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  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
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Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
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Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
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  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
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Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
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two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Exciting Corner Voyeur
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
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LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
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  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
trip rose kitty giraffe
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
stimulating party of the first part bawdyhouse
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Contagious cruel-hearted incel
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
trip rose kitty giraffe
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
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  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
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  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
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  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Bright gas station
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
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  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
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the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
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It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
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Lolololol
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Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
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Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
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  09/01/25
Fuck you
stimulating party of the first part bawdyhouse
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
trip rose kitty giraffe
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
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ty for your honesty
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
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parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored trump supporter main people

lol @ the cowboys

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: comical hospital pocket flask

that's it?

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: chestnut mental disorder casino

pack is paying him $47 million per year

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: exhilarant stage nowag

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: comical hospital pocket flask

1 sack doesnt sound good

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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: trip rose kitty giraffe

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: gold razzle trailer park factory reset button

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: trip rose kitty giraffe

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: gold razzle trailer park factory reset button

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: trip rose kitty giraffe

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: gold razzle trailer park factory reset button

Where are we on this.

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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: stimulating party of the first part bawdyhouse

Haha wow

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: vivacious aqua field trust fund

Happy?

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: stimulating party of the first part bawdyhouse

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: trip rose kitty giraffe

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Bright gas station

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: trip rose kitty giraffe

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Bright gas station

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring police squad philosopher-king

three fifths, ackshually

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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: glassy charismatic dragon

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Sticky supple national ladyboy



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Rough-skinned maniacal rigpig alpha

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Contagious cruel-hearted incel

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Exciting Corner Voyeur

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Sticky supple national ladyboy



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Demanding drab knife church building

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Exciting Corner Voyeur

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: gold razzle trailer park factory reset button

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: cracking step-uncle's house

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: trip rose kitty giraffe

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: stimulating party of the first part bawdyhouse

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Contagious cruel-hearted incel

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: trip rose kitty giraffe

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: offensive twinkling uncleanness

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: lascivious cheese-eating theater stage

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: stimulating party of the first part bawdyhouse

I responded in under one hour

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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Bright gas station

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: trip rose kitty giraffe

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Exciting Corner Voyeur

xo jerry wins again

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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: trip rose kitty giraffe



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Exciting Corner Voyeur

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: trip rose kitty giraffe

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: vivacious aqua field trust fund

Lolololol

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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: stimulating party of the first part bawdyhouse

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: gold razzle trailer park factory reset button

?

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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: gold razzle trailer park factory reset button

?

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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Wonderful forum clown

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: stimulating party of the first part bawdyhouse

Fuck you

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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: trip rose kitty giraffe

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: gold razzle trailer park factory reset button

"shouldn't've" you mean?

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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: trip rose kitty giraffe

Yes

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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: gold razzle trailer park factory reset button

ty for your honesty

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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: gold razzle trailer park factory reset button

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: chestnut mental disorder casino

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

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