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Guys who get mad when a dog pisses on their lawn

Lmfao
dirigible behemothaur
  10/17/25
Dog piss kills grass! Its the end of the fucking world if I ...
dirigible behemothaur
  10/17/25
only if it goes everyday in same spot tho right
VoteRepublican
  10/17/25
Only in large quantities if you don’t water your lawn ...
.....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;
  10/17/25
It certainly can kill grass. Large female dogs are the worst...
~~(> ' ' )>
  10/18/25
Prole tell having enough stranger dog walking foot traffic i...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  10/17/25
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goy orbison
  10/17/25
ni hao comrade! You rike sausage barr?
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  10/17/25
bro this isn’t exactly true. It’s more U-shaped ...
.,.,..,..,.,.,,.,.,.,
  10/17/25
Keep telling yourself that your 6000 SF lot on a block of wa...
,..,,,,,,....,,,...,
  10/17/25
This isn’t even close to what I’m describing but...
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  10/17/25
Tell me more about the wealthy enclaves where you can see th...
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  10/17/25
There are entire neighborhoods like this where I live, inclu...
Fucking Fuckface
  10/18/25
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goy orbison
  10/17/25
Park Slope and Capitol Hill and Ardmore and Melo Park and Co...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  10/17/25
Cool. Point stands. Also the myopic inner city Jew view of t...
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  10/17/25
Park Slope is in NYC and no one has grass. Ardmore is pr...
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  10/17/25
I admit that I cannot. I’m an ascended hick who got o...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  10/17/25
the type of person who gets irate at this would be irate reg...
kumbaya moderate sashaying into your thread
  10/17/25
Incredible subthread.
Ass Sunstein
  10/17/25
I keep having fucking DEER shit all over my lawn. They ate t...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  10/17/25
(Gretchen Whitmer)
Mailer Daemon
  10/17/25
deer are large rats and should be treated as such
dirigible behemothaur
  10/17/25
that's prestigious because you must live in a place with lar...
Kenneth Play
  10/17/25
Fuck that, hope they eat his wife and children next
Fucking Fuckface
  10/18/25
That's not very nice, friend :(
Nippon Professional Baseball
  10/18/25
i have a median that is technically the citys so I wish they...
fulano
  10/17/25
piss? who gaf it doesn't do anything the people who leave t...
Rape as a service private equity naglfar
  10/17/25
No but I yell at my boys for being lazy as fuck and pissing ...
gibberish (?)
  10/17/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: dirigible behemothaur

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49355525)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: dirigible behemothaur

Dog piss kills grass! Its the end of the fucking world if I had a dead spot on my lawn!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49355532)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

only if it goes everyday in same spot tho right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49355542)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


Only in large quantities if you don’t water your lawn frequently. Male dogs who tend to pee smaller amounts to mark more territory are lawn helpers for anyone who actually gives half a shit ie waters once a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49356636)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

It certainly can kill grass. Large female dogs are the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49357818)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Prole tell having enough stranger dog walking foot traffic in front of your lawn for it to matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49355614)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49355643)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


ni hao comrade! You rike sausage barr?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49355645)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: .,.,..,..,.,.,,.,.,.,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49355690)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: .,.,..,..,.,.,,.,.,.,

bro this isn’t exactly true. It’s more U-shaped it happens in ghettos but also highly affluent areas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49355692)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,

Keep telling yourself that your 6000 SF lot on a block of wage-slaving Jews and Asians 1 generation removed from prole origins living in post-war shithouses is affluent. You’ve made it! Pay no mind to the Asian guy smoking a cigarette while his dog pisses on your single tree! There is not an entire town of richer people one town to your north or west!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49355980)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: .,.,..,..,.,.,,.,.,.,

This isn’t even close to what I’m describing but I’m sorry about wherever the fuck you live / have fashioned this concept—it’s weirdly specific and also not in any way applicable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49355992)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,

Tell me more about the wealthy enclaves where you can see the street from your house and it is frequented by large numbers of the kind of pedestrians who lack the decency to curb their dogs. I’ll await your reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49356273)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

There are entire neighborhoods like this where I live, including several where vault law firm partners reside. Are you imagining some kind of English estate situation? Because that's really not relevant. And if you're one of those "durr-hurr, wealthy is $100 million+ houses" type people, then there's no need to reply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49357810)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49356281)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Park Slope and Capitol Hill and Ardmore and Melo Park and Coral Gables are all prole (I’ve got no idea what the actually fancy inner burb single family home areas actually are, please substitute as appropriate, thank)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49355982)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: .,.,..,..,.,.,,.,.,.,

Cool. Point stands. Also the myopic inner city Jew view of the world is very clearly on display ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49355989)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,

Park Slope is in NYC and no one has grass.

Ardmore is prole. Should have said Villanova, but in Villanova you get enough land and there is no sidewalk so you don’t see so much dogpiss on your yard.

Menlo Park is prole tech people with giant piles of money who choose to live in a shitty suburb because they are unimaginative.

The examples matter because you actually can’t think of a genuinely prestigious location random dogs piss on your grass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49356018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

I admit that I cannot. I’m an ascended hick who got out of cities ASAP once careers allowed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49356628)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: kumbaya moderate sashaying into your thread (gunneratttt)

the type of person who gets irate at this would be irate regardless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49356084)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

Incredible subthread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49356313)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

I keep having fucking DEER shit all over my lawn. They ate the jack-o-lantern my daughter carved. One got hit by a car or something and limped onto my property and died and vultures were roosting on my roof for a bit while they picked it clean. I fucking hate vermin deer and wish I could just start killing these motherfuckers on my own year round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49355990)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Mailer Daemon

(Gretchen Whitmer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49356128)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:39 PM
Author: dirigible behemothaur

deer are large rats and should be treated as such

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49356241)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Kenneth Play

that's prestigious because you must live in a place with large lots. deer are 180 but i'm sorry they ate your pumpkin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49357162)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:42 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Fuck that, hope they eat his wife and children next

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49357317)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

That's not very nice, friend :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49357917)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: fulano

i have a median that is technically the citys so I wish they would just go there.

I do get MAF at putting dogshit bags in my garbage at 7am bw the time when the garbage comes and I bother to go outside. I think thats rude af stinky ass dog shit for a week stuck to the bottom of the barrel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49356042)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Rape as a service private equity naglfar

piss? who gaf it doesn't do anything

the people who leave their dogshit bags in my bin are the ones who really deserve to get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49356285)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

No but I yell at my boys for being lazy as fuck and pissing in the same spot in the yard when they're out playing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787201&forum_id=2Ã#49356643)