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Post ITT and I will assign you a wife from Bard College's women soccer roster

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jet geriatric nowag
  01/07/22
Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.
Lascivious step-uncle's house deer antler
  01/07/22
Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys s...
jet geriatric nowag
  01/07/22
I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I...
Lascivious step-uncle's house deer antler
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alcoholic theater stage codepig
  01/07/22
Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be fai...
jet geriatric nowag
  01/07/22
180
alcoholic theater stage codepig
  01/07/22
definitely does anal
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Maybe best in thread
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garnet narrow-minded dog poop pit
  01/07/22
Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA...
jet geriatric nowag
  01/07/22
I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $
garnet narrow-minded dog poop pit
  01/07/22
I would hope my sons get her alpha jawline instead of my law...
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balding twinkling lodge roast beef
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jet geriatric nowag
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vivacious state tattoo
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Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the...
jet geriatric nowag
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LMAO 180
vivacious state tattoo
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Razzle Fantasy-prone Ratface Cuck
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lol pwned
saffron national patrolman
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hot therapy preventive strike
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hey, that's my bard wife you're talking about
vivacious state tattoo
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impressive Adams Apple
Milky box office crotch
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haunting gas station
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lol
anal plaza dopamine
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RIP, Doctor.
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vivacious state tattoo
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Give me a dark haired qween Never mind I claimed her fro...
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Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deep...
jet geriatric nowag
  01/07/22
No no no no no I disavow I want this one https://bard...
Vigorous bat-shit-crazy main people pocket flask
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ungh, LI guidette
Odious cobalt parlor
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Vigorous bat-shit-crazy main people pocket flask
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Greens | Pulled Pork | Corn bread
Lascivious step-uncle's house deer antler
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Marvelous frum ticket booth party of the first part
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From a small town in Idaho, Sage wants to see the world. She...
jet geriatric nowag
  01/07/22
any relation to bob saccamano?
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She's had a distinguished collegiate career: 2021: Sage s...
Odious cobalt parlor
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Marvelous frum ticket booth party of the first part
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Emma is Bangladeshi. Youre the first white man she's kissed....
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Marvelous frum ticket booth party of the first part
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Milky box office crotch
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Chad dad
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Waleska is from Guayacil. She came to the US on the soccer s...
jet geriatric nowag
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Marvelous frum ticket booth party of the first part
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hhnngghh
aquamarine mewling stage
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Fuck, man. Why did a pumo get her?
hot therapy preventive strike
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fiercely-loyal nofapping nursing home alpha
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180 billion
Milky box office crotch
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i want her
Thirsty Big Boistinker
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Best in thread
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Seymone tells you upfront that youre not being jewish is goi...
jet geriatric nowag
  01/07/22
need James Joyce jr in here asap
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Her mother, Xiomijudong, is a piano instructor born in the F...
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irl lol
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fiercely-loyal nofapping nursing home alpha
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A dutch grad student, Abigail is notorious among her teammat...
jet geriatric nowag
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Im done here
fiercely-loyal nofapping nursing home alpha
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Khaki church building
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not the toilet wrecker?
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  01/07/22
Holy shit. Nonstop dutch ovens
Lascivious step-uncle's house deer antler
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The first thing Emma asks you is if you are a Steelers fan. ...
jet geriatric nowag
  01/07/22
FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor
Milky box office crotch
  01/07/22
In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.
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The first thing Chrissy says is "Thank God youre white!...
jet geriatric nowag
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Chrissy's dad, a NYPD cop who retired at 45 with a full pens...
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2021: Chrissy suffered a season-ending injury during Bard's ...
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Rebellious shivering center jew
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Abby is a star on the team, even though she only weighs 96 l...
jet geriatric nowag
  01/07/22
quarter gook?
Milky box office crotch
  01/07/22
Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tel...
jet geriatric nowag
  01/07/22
so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's s...
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slate whorehouse
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jet geriatric nowag
  01/07/22
unnghhhh
slate whorehouse
  01/07/22
180
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Yellow Shrine
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The first thing you notice about Kylie is the nose piercing....
jet geriatric nowag
  01/07/22
I sit Kylie down, smack the cottage cheese on her legs, and ...
Yellow Shrine
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She’s got some varicose vein action or something going...
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  01/07/22
Aidan pulls you by the wrist to the car and gives you a blow...
jet geriatric nowag
  01/07/22
1800000. She'll give me half a dozen Greek-Orthodox childre...
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  01/07/22
you dirty fuck. she is already dating me (see change above)....
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An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this. Yo...
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  01/07/22
I'm not letting anyone else touch Aidan. She already broke ...
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  01/07/22
It's OK she will continue to bang me weekly while she gives ...
Vigorous bat-shit-crazy main people pocket flask
  01/08/22
wonder how long her pubic hair is?
Sick sinister native clown
  01/07/22
Every one of these women has 10x my T levels
know-it-all twisted range
  01/07/22
https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/kather...
jet geriatric nowag
  01/07/22
That's a 50yo man with hippie hair
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  01/07/22
"Im from Flushing," she says aggressively.
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Hon hon
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Maggie is an absolute dynamo in the sack. Shes only had 3 pa...
jet geriatric nowag
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High school: Bush.
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18000 thread
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Maddy is from the FL keys and is very laid back. She smokes ...
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  01/07/22
Holy fuck scroe
Diverse nibblets
  01/07/22
*You start to rethink this whole marriage thing in the early...
Sick sinister native clown
  01/07/22
Fuck
Diverse nibblets
  01/07/22
I just want someone Asian.
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Emilia wants to go into politics. She interned for Sen Chris...
jet geriatric nowag
  01/07/22
She just doesn't get enough minutes on the field. I'm concer...
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  01/07/22
Named to the James Joyce Jr All-Conference team
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haunting gas station
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Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly https://bardath...
jet geriatric nowag
  01/07/22
I'm done here
haunting gas station
  01/07/22
great thread
Contagious Medicated Jap Crackhouse
  01/07/22
https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire...
jet geriatric nowag
  01/07/22
jfc 180
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  01/07/22
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  01/07/22
Felicia has several tattoos and asks if you have any. "...
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jet geriatric nowag
  01/07/22
180
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  01/09/22
God's work ITT. Imagine this thread going viral and making i...
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  01/07/22
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Contagious Medicated Jap Crackhouse
  01/07/22
Imagine all the Bard law teens crawling over this bort loook...
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  01/07/22
BEST IN SHOW
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  01/07/22
Word spreads quickly around a pastoral campus, and members o...
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  01/07/22
barfed in mouth. seriously? were there no better ones?
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  01/07/22
this is such a 180 thread
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  01/07/22
Meherin insists on you first meeting with her father and bro...
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LOL
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pwnmed
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: jet geriatric nowag



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: Lascivious step-uncle's house deer antler

Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744474)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys snowmobiling. She wants to homeschool kids

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/charlotte-sckaal/5443

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744477)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: Lascivious step-uncle's house deer antler

I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I can see us living in a double wide trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744485)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:14 AM
Author: alcoholic theater stage codepig



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:15 AM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be faithful if you give her sex 5x per week

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sam-finn/5442

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744480)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: alcoholic theater stage codepig

180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: Milky box office crotch

definitely does anal

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Irate filthpig office



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: anal plaza dopamine

Maybe best in thread

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: garnet narrow-minded dog poop pit



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:18 AM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA. She grew up going to Disneyland after high school.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-peet/5428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744486)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:25 AM
Author: garnet narrow-minded dog poop pit

I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: Odious cobalt parlor

I would hope my sons get her alpha jawline instead of my lawyer's chin

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Vigorous bat-shit-crazy main people pocket flask



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: Milky box office crotch



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: garnet narrow-minded dog poop pit

mods

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: trip domesticated temple indirect expression



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: Thirsty Big Boistinker



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: balding twinkling lodge roast beef



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/rylee-barber/5420

Rylee is an island girl, a Mormon, and believe it or not a virgin. She wants a large family and really wants you to consider joining the church

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: vivacious state tattoo



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:33 AM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the college's NARAL chapter

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/gillian-randall/5430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744501)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: vivacious state tattoo

LMAO 180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Razzle Fantasy-prone Ratface Cuck



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: Vigorous bat-shit-crazy main people pocket flask



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: saffron national patrolman

lol pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744520)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: hot therapy preventive strike



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: vivacious state tattoo

hey, that's my bard wife you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43748123)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Milky box office crotch

impressive Adams Apple

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: haunting gas station



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: anal plaza dopamine

lol

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: electric home multi-billionaire

RIP, Doctor.

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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: vivacious state tattoo



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Vigorous bat-shit-crazy main people pocket flask

Give me a dark haired qween

Never mind I claimed her from the waivers

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744500)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deeply impacted by BLM. She wants a just world. She will madly adore you and if you live close to her family, weekend cookouts are 180. Her father Jospeh always has a cold beer waiting for you and calls out, "Get my son a plate!"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/mae-redmond/5431

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744502)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Vigorous bat-shit-crazy main people pocket flask

No no no no no I disavow

I want this one

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744503)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author: Odious cobalt parlor

ungh, LI guidette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744525)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:51 AM
Author: Vigorous bat-shit-crazy main people pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744550)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:39 AM
Author: Lascivious step-uncle's house deer antler

Greens | Pulled Pork | Corn bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744689)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:37 AM
Author: Marvelous frum ticket booth party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744507)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

From a small town in Idaho, Sage wants to see the world. She doesnt see kids in her future for some time, but her family owns 400 acres back home, and her dad is hoping you can tame his daughter and will give you a ranch

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sage-saccomanno/5433

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744509)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: Vigorous bat-shit-crazy main people pocket flask

any relation to bob saccamano?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744514)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Odious cobalt parlor

She's had a distinguished collegiate career:

2021: Sage suffered a season-ending injury during preseason training ... Liberty League All-Academic.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744530)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: Marvelous frum ticket booth party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744531)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: Khaki church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744512)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

Emma is Bangladeshi. Youre the first white man she's kissed.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-tilley/5435

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744518)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Khaki church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744521)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Marvelous frum ticket booth party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744529)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: Milky box office crotch

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: trip domesticated temple indirect expression

Chad dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745354)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: aquamarine mewling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744519)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

Waleska is from Guayacil. She came to the US on the soccer scholarship and is disgusted by american girls. On your first meeting, she dishes non-stop on how masculine and crazy her teammates are, calling them "lesbians" and "feminists". She is eager to cook for you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/waleska-brito/5441

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744527)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: Marvelous frum ticket booth party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744532)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:44 AM
Author: aquamarine mewling stage

hhnngghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744537)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: hot therapy preventive strike

Fuck, man. Why did a pumo get her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744574)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Sick sinister native clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745911)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Thirsty Big Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745919)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Contagious Medicated Jap Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745929)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal nofapping nursing home alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744577)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: Milky box office crotch

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744614)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:21 PM
Author: Thirsty Big Boistinker

i want her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745898)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: anal plaza dopamine

Best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43748618)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: Blue razzle-dazzle cruise ship background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744544)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:50 AM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

Seymone tells you upfront that youre not being jewish is going to be a problem. Her dad works in finance and you will probably be offered a job and salary commensurate with his daughter's lifestyle

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/seymone-rosenberg/5438

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744549)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: slate whorehouse

need James Joyce jr in here asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: Milky box office crotch

Her mother, Xiomijudong, is a piano instructor born in the Fuijan Province to rice farmers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744620)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: Lascivious step-uncle's house deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744690)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:24 AM
Author: soggy supple mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744814)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Sick sinister native clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745914)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Thirsty Big Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745915)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Contagious Medicated Jap Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745916)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 1:25 AM
Author: stimulating hall fanboi

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43748871)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:52 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal nofapping nursing home alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744553)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:54 AM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

A dutch grad student, Abigail is notorious among her teammates for stinking up the team bus with her gas. She's playful when drunk and currently has a suspended license

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abigail-stanley/5439

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744557)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:56 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal nofapping nursing home alpha

Im done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744565)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: Khaki church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744578)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: Milky box office crotch

not the toilet wrecker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744612)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: Rebellious shivering center jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744615)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: Lascivious step-uncle's house deer antler

Holy shit. Nonstop dutch ovens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744691)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: Irate filthpig office

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/newscms/2019_34/1474486/patrick-renna-sandlot-today-main-190822.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43746874)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: electric home multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43748617)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: apoplectic cumskin

literal lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43757032)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: 180 puce people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744581)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:03 AM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

The first thing Emma asks you is if you are a Steelers fan. She is high-energy, flirty, and has a bright smile. "I bet you have a lot of stories," she says coyly. "Tell me."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-lapenta/5427

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744589)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: Milky box office crotch

FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744611)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:59 AM
Author: Yellow Shrine

In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744728)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:06 AM
Author: Milky box office crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744598)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

The first thing Chrissy says is "Thank God youre white! Is that racist of me?" She follows Bard's social codes very closely, but feels stifled. She loves that youre older and appears a little clingy

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/chrissy-gildersleeve/5425

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744622)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: Milky box office crotch

Chrissy's dad, a NYPD cop who retired at 45 with a full pension, slaps you on the shoulder when he meets you. Tells you to have fun with his daugter but to avoid going out in Kingston, as the "Kamala Diversity Mob" has made it "into a jungle for animals."

Her mom, a 2nd grade teacher for Duchess County Public Schools, gives you a tight lipped grin. She will not say it, but after the parade of Darnell's, Jose's, and Manuel's her daughter brought in during HS, she is silently hopeful that Chrissy's finally turned the corner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744641)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:22 AM
Author: jet geriatric nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744650)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: maize laughsome black woman hell

2021: Chrissy suffered a season-ending injury during Bard's opening game.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

2019: Chrissy played and started in five games her freshman year ... recorded one shot on goal in 437 minutes of action.

I don't get it. Do they do this to humiliate them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744674)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:28 PM
Author: hairraiser big-titted coffee pot den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43748621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: Rebellious shivering center jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744617)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:14 AM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

Abby is a star on the team, even though she only weighs 96 lbs. During your first meeting, she describes her passion for gymnastics, talks trash about Simone Biles and the US team, and tells you she is "like super super flexible"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abby-frazier/5424

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744630)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: Milky box office crotch

quarter gook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744644)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:23 AM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tells you. You google it and its the name of a river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744652)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: Milky box office crotch

so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's sober?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744735)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:36 AM
Author: slate whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744678)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/senowa-leverentz/5444

Senowa is 17, having skipped 6th grade. She heard Abby described as the best first year player and was furious. She asks you if you would attend the HS graduation back at Minneapolis with her so she can watch friends graduate. She will wear a USWNT mask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744710)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:25 AM
Author: slate whorehouse

unnghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744822)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Sick sinister native clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745924)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: Yellow Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744744)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

The first thing you notice about Kylie is the nose piercing. She's quiet, she posts on IG a lot. She dreams of being a professional athlete, though you don't see it happening. She has an uncle you may have heard of, named Brady.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/kylie-quinn/5429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744747)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Yellow Shrine

I sit Kylie down, smack the cottage cheese on her legs, and say, "With a face like yours, you can't afford the flab, babe." It's tough love, but she knows I'm looking out for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744758)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:21 PM
Author: apoplectic cumskin

She’s got some varicose vein action or something going on there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43757053)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Flushed newt faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744752)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

Aidan pulls you by the wrist to the car and gives you a blowjob during your first meeting. She doesn't talk much after that, but you hear another girl ask her if she has told "Anthony" about the arranged marriage.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744759)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Flushed newt faggot firefighter

1800000. She'll give me half a dozen Greek-Orthodox children to carry on my name!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744770)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: Vigorous bat-shit-crazy main people pocket flask

you dirty fuck. she is already dating me (see change above). you have to assign him a new one oe he can have the one that you allege i have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745194)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this.

You can negotiate a trade if the other poster is willing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745409)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: Flushed newt faggot firefighter

I'm not letting anyone else touch Aidan. She already broke up with Anthony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745440)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: Vigorous bat-shit-crazy main people pocket flask

It's OK she will continue to bang me weekly while she gives you once a month missionary

ljl have fun cuck enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43749718)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: Sick sinister native clown

wonder how long her pubic hair is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745953)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: know-it-all twisted range

Every one of these women has 10x my T levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744786)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:28 AM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/katherine-ritter/5432

Katherine is 6'1" and self-conscious about this. It's pushed her into a lot of feminist attitude and grrl power politics. When you meet her parents, however, you realize she comes from a very different background, and her sister confides in you, "Katherine just really wants a man to boss her around."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744838)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: know-it-all twisted range

That's a 50yo man with hippie hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43744956)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

"Im from Flushing," she says aggressively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745438)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: haunting gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745839)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Sick sinister native clown

she'll have to stand up straight before she can learn to kneel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745932)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Overrated Address Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745189)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-kuntz/5426

She pronounces it kuntz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745316)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Overrated Address Psychic

Hon hon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745373)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Brindle generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745364)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

Maggie is an absolute dynamo in the sack. Shes only had 3 partners, but grew up watching porn and is down for everything. Highly into social media. She is called "Wolfie" on campus and you sense there is a story there bigger than her name.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/margaret-wolff/5437

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745377)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: Brindle generalized bond

Ungh. Gotta love it. A mousey girl cursed with living up to her last name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745400)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Yellow Shrine

High school: Bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43747101)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Diverse nibblets

18000 thread

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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Yellow Shrine



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

Maddy is from the FL keys and is very laid back. She smokes weed daily and is barefoot when you meet her. She tells you, "I know this arranged marriage thing is awkward, so we can take it slow. Its cool if you want to date other girls. I dont really want to date anyone else, but lets just be honest about whatever."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/madeline-chilton/5421

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745393)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: Diverse nibblets

Holy fuck scroe

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Sick sinister native clown

*You start to rethink this whole marriage thing in the early morning light, as the sun's rays streak in revealing the pockmarks and sundamage already too visibly evident*

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Diverse nibblets

Fuck

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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant canary karate orchestra pit

I just want someone Asian.

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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

Emilia wants to go into politics. She interned for Sen Chris Murphy last year (D. Con) and really liked DC. She asks how you feel about crepes, whether you like them. You ask "Crepes?" and she just nods.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emilia-vella/5436

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745427)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant canary karate orchestra pit

She just doesn't get enough minutes on the field. I'm concerned for her career in professional sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745468)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: Odious cobalt parlor

Named to the James Joyce Jr All-Conference team

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: haunting gas station



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/haley-andrews/5440

Im sorry Captttain. We are looking into what happened

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: haunting gas station

I'm done here

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:13 PM
Author: Contagious Medicated Jap Crackhouse

great thread

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-dickson/5422

Claire is very business-like and immediately speaks to you about using a hyphenated last name. "I guess Ill always be a Dickson," she says.

She pulls a document out of a backpack and you see dozens of bullet-points

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Contagious Medicated Jap Crackhouse

jfc 180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: Diverse nibblets



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: anal plaza dopamine

Lol

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:17 PM
Author: blathering violent piazza azn

Would like to give one of these girls the ol’ Fauci ouchie

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

Felicia has several tattoos and asks if you have any. "Ill show you them all later," she says. She can't quite believe you dont have any. "Not even a piercing?" she says, uncrossing her legs.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/felicia-flores/5423

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:19 PM
Author: Sick sinister native clown



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/allie-sahargun/5434

Allie is one of only 17 members of Bard's "Young Life" Christian students club. She attends non-denominational church off campus and misses the west coast. "The ocean makes me feel alive," she confesses. She's excited to bring you to California and tells you privately that her father is the most prestigious member of their golf and tennis club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745944)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: apoplectic cumskin

180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Thirsty Big Boistinker

God's work ITT. Imagine this thread going viral and making it to MSM.

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Contagious Medicated Jap Crackhouse



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: Diverse nibblets

Imagine all the Bard law teens crawling over this bort loookkg for their dream middle aged lawyer

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: stimulating hall fanboi



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: irradiated son of senegal locus



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: Sienna stubborn corn cake



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:58 PM
Author: alcoholic theater stage codepig



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Date: January 8th, 2022 12:00 AM
Author: frisky ceo



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:56 PM
Author: Histrionic dragon



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: gold fragrant private investor chad



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

The team snap chat was so enthused about these marriages that an alumna contacted us. She's no longer with the program, but hopes you would still consider her.

Val is disenchanted with online dating and the dating scene in general. She wants to be someone's wife and a stay at home mom. She's hoping for boys and would start them on martial arts at a young age

"Do I pass?" she says, turning a circle in front of you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/val-thomson/3568



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43745975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:46 PM
Author: Stirring Crimson Selfie

BEST IN SHOW

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Date: January 7th, 2022 6:47 PM
Author: jet geriatric nowag



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: bossy fuchsia point

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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

Word spreads quickly around a pastoral campus, and members of other teams have jockeyed to be matched with poasters.

Ryan is a Chem major who made Deans List four years running. She hails from the islands and feels very far from home on the mainland, surrounded by Anglo culture. She's eager to improve her Japanese

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-volleyball/roster/ryan-lum/5494

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43746938)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: bossy fuchsia point

barfed in mouth. seriously? were there no better ones?

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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: Vibrant faggotry

this is such a 180 thread

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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:25 PM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

Meherin insists on you first meeting with her father and brothers in Dhaka, a beautiful city of 21 million

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-squash/roster/meherin-hossain/5598

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Ã#43746957)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:30 PM
Author: Vibrant faggotry

LOL

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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Diverse nibblets

pwnmed

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Date: January 7th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: Appetizing cuckold



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Date: January 7th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Aromatic plum principal's office genital piercing

180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: electric home multi-billionaire



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: anal plaza dopamine



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:33 PM
Author: bronze bateful house

Historically important thread

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Date: February 23rd, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: jet geriatric nowag

Ty

I created this moniker 1/1 and was happy to start the year strong

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: yapping spot

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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: maroon station



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:40 PM
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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:09 PM
Author: apoplectic cumskin

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Date: January 12th, 2022 9:25 PM
Author: anal plaza dopamine

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Date: July 15th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: jet geriatric nowag



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Date: July 15th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: bossy fuchsia point

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Date: December 19th, 2022 1:37 PM
Author: jet geriatric nowag



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Date: December 4th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Stirring Crimson Selfie



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: irradiated son of senegal locus

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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: cell phones



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:38 AM
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