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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Odious Psychic
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Smoky Useless Brakes Corn Cake
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Smoky Useless Brakes Corn Cake
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Tan Site Sex Offender
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Smoky Useless Brakes Corn Cake
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Tan Site Sex Offender
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Smoky Useless Brakes Corn Cake
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Odious Psychic
  01/05/26
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Odious Psychic
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Smoky Useless Brakes Corn Cake
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Odious Psychic
  01/06/26
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mind-boggling area
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Smoky Useless Brakes Corn Cake
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
shivering spectacular lay potus
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Bearded overrated immigrant plaza
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Sepia temple
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Smoky Useless Brakes Corn Cake
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
appetizing organic girlfriend yarmulke
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Smoky Useless Brakes Corn Cake
  01/06/26
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Pungent thriller stage
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Sepia temple
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Smoky Useless Brakes Corn Cake
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
appetizing organic girlfriend yarmulke
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Smoky Useless Brakes Corn Cake
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
appetizing organic girlfriend yarmulke
  01/06/26
Lmao
Odious Psychic
  01/06/26
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milky garrison
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Electric self-absorbed stain dingle berry
  01/06/26
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Tan Site Sex Offender
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Odious Psychic

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Smoky Useless Brakes Corn Cake

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Smoky Useless Brakes Corn Cake

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Tan Site Sex Offender

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Smoky Useless Brakes Corn Cake

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Tan Site Sex Offender

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Smoky Useless Brakes Corn Cake

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Odious Psychic

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Odious Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Smoky Useless Brakes Corn Cake

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Odious Psychic

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Smoky Useless Brakes Corn Cake

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: shivering spectacular lay potus

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Bearded overrated immigrant plaza

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Sepia temple

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Smoky Useless Brakes Corn Cake

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: appetizing organic girlfriend yarmulke

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Smoky Useless Brakes Corn Cake

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Pungent thriller stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Sepia temple

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Smoky Useless Brakes Corn Cake

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: appetizing organic girlfriend yarmulke

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Smoky Useless Brakes Corn Cake

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: appetizing organic girlfriend yarmulke

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Odious Psychic

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: milky garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Electric self-absorbed stain dingle berry

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Tan Site Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566761)