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brilliant aphrodisiac jewess
  06/28/19
Did you?
Wonderful genital piercing field
  06/28/19
No just listening to Whatcha Say
brilliant aphrodisiac jewess
  06/28/19
Yeah. Girl Facebook messaged my girlfriend once. Another...
Painfully honest bossy lodge mad cow disease
  06/28/19
Does high school really count?
Bateful dilemma athletic conference
  06/28/19
Fair. Other time was college.
Painfully honest bossy lodge mad cow disease
  06/28/19
A little warmer. I feel like you have to be living with some...
Bateful dilemma athletic conference
  06/28/19
DESCRIBE the interaction and ur thought process when she cau...
brilliant aphrodisiac jewess
  06/28/19
It was terrible. Lots of crying and calling me like 15 times...
Painfully honest bossy lodge mad cow disease
  06/28/19
Yeah Obeezy this really happened I'm sure
Vivacious Theatre
  06/28/19
several times
concupiscible tattoo step-uncle's house
  06/28/19
On your wife with SA girls?
Painfully honest bossy lodge mad cow disease
  06/28/19
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I don't collect things, I collect experiences
  09/07/25
got caught w my side piece in my car i had to speed off
Pope Leo XXX
  09/07/25
lol
.,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,
  09/07/25
Me. Ive poasted about it a lot but in case anyone hasn&rsquo...
david pakman
  09/07/25
My side piece's ex husband texted my wife, interrupting a fa...
My little restricted guy
  09/07/25
lol holy shit. i missed the camping trip thing. that is so f...
david pakman
  09/07/25
2 hours. Terrible.
My little restricted guy
  09/07/25
i told my older son today that i was texting with billy but...
david pakman
  09/07/25
how did you keep your law license with jail? blame it all on...
Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  09/07/25
Pretty sure Zurich is in his states LAP. He never stole mon...
I Listen to Porn Podcasts
  09/07/25
i turned in the license and the clerk just looked at it, loo...
david pakman
  09/07/25
hahaha
Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  09/07/25
in seriousness, i hired a lawyer who did criminal defense bu...
david pakman
  09/07/25
makes sense. no charges. what exactly did stripper GF accuse...
Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  09/07/25
it wasn't her, it was the mistress, who i knew from high sch...
david pakman
  09/07/25
whatever happened to her?
Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  09/07/25
Went back to Florida and got on the cock carousel. I predict...
david pakman
  09/07/25
Yes. Didn't tell me GF i had returned from my business trip ...
TT's thai tranny side piece
  09/07/25
Does telling college GF I have a new woman count?
Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies
  09/07/25
I had a crazy BPD side chick for a couple years. The sex was...
.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  09/07/25
How is ur wife so credulous
I don't collect things, I collect experiences
  09/07/25
cq
Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  09/07/25
To be otherwise would risk upsetting her comfortable life
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  09/07/25
so she's like the hot blonde in season 2 of white lotus? 180
Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  09/07/25
I think this is basically it. I earn significantly more than...
.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  09/07/25
how many kids?
Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  09/07/25
It’s cognitive dissonance - it’s wild. Deep dow...
I Listen to Porn Podcasts
  09/07/25
my wife suspected, and she knew deep down. in september 2...
david pakman
  09/07/25
Used condom in our master bathroom after she was out for a g...
I Listen to Porn Podcasts
  09/07/25
...
.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  09/07/25
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david pakman
  09/07/25
doing butt stuff on myself tp
Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong
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Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies
  09/07/25
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My little restricted guy
  09/07/25
...
I don't collect things, I collect experiences
  09/07/25
just say it wasn’t you
my dog is a bigger TRUMP fan than I am
  09/07/25
while in LS, gf called me while I was in a hotel in London (...
Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  09/07/25
Are you 60? I think if said with a British accent by the ...
Die Hard 2: Die Harder
  09/07/25
Never cheatmo'd but I think it must be a peak experience whe...
woah
  09/07/25
I’m arguably the biggest piece of shit on this boart w...
im not a jew im your friend
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Date: June 28th, 2019 2:54 PM
Author: brilliant aphrodisiac jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#38456726)



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Date: June 28th, 2019 2:54 PM
Author: Wonderful genital piercing field

Did you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#38456728)



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Date: June 28th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: brilliant aphrodisiac jewess

No just listening to Whatcha Say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#38456731)



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Date: June 28th, 2019 2:58 PM
Author: Painfully honest bossy lodge mad cow disease

Yeah. Girl Facebook messaged my girlfriend once.

Another time I hooked up with a different girlfriends friend. That happened twice actually. Both high school both times word trickled back. :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#38456739)



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Date: June 28th, 2019 3:00 PM
Author: Bateful dilemma athletic conference

Does high school really count?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#38456746)



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Date: June 28th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Painfully honest bossy lodge mad cow disease

Fair. Other time was college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#38456758)



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Date: June 28th, 2019 3:02 PM
Author: Bateful dilemma athletic conference

A little warmer. I feel like you have to be living with someone for cheating to feel like cheating though. Otherwise it's pretty casual still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#38456771)



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Date: June 28th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: brilliant aphrodisiac jewess

DESCRIBE the interaction and ur thought process when she caught you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#38456777)



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Date: June 28th, 2019 3:46 PM
Author: Painfully honest bossy lodge mad cow disease

It was terrible. Lots of crying and calling me like 15 times a day. Total pain in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#38456966)



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Date: June 28th, 2019 5:56 PM
Author: Vivacious Theatre

Yeah Obeezy this really happened I'm sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#38457526)



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Date: June 28th, 2019 5:52 PM
Author: concupiscible tattoo step-uncle's house

several times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#38457508)



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Date: June 28th, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Painfully honest bossy lodge mad cow disease

On your wife with SA girls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#38457612)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: I don't collect things, I collect experiences



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49242586)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Pope Leo XXX

got caught w my side piece in my car

i had to speed off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49242595)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,


lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243460)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: david pakman ((zurich is stained))

Me. Ive poasted about it a lot but in case anyone hasn’t read, I was having an affair in 2020. On Labor Day I was piss drunk and eating ambien all day while my kids played in a kiddie pool and my wife was super annoyed. At 8 or so I called my side piece and my phone was connected to the Bluetooth speaker. Although I’d have been caught anyway.

Wife then came here and found all my posting about whores and the stripper gf. I denied but she said “oh what about Jada Stevens? I’ve been on autoadmit and seen all your shit” so I fessed up.

We broke up. I moved in with side piece. Went to jail. Went to psych ward. Got sober, reconciled with wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49242601)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: My little restricted guy

My side piece's ex husband texted my wife, interrupting a family camping trip, with verifiable details that I was having an affair. Ended up packing it all up to go home, was a rough few days, and we're still working to reconcile. I had to text my cousin at midnight we were leaving and I just saw him in person yesterday for the first time and he was like "you ready to explain what happened?" because his wife told him he got too drunk and said something to offend us so this entire time he thought it was his fault. Which it sort of was, he should've picked a camping spot without cell reception.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49242623)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: david pakman ((zurich is stained))

lol holy shit. i missed the camping trip thing. that is so fucking awkward. how far away were you from home? how was the drive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49242979)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: My little restricted guy

2 hours. Terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243030)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: david pakman ((zurich is stained))

i told my older son today that i was texting with billy buttfucker. he told me to shut up. i think he was focused on some other shit and i interrupted him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243250)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )

how did you keep your law license with jail? blame it all on the mental breakdown?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243255)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

Pretty sure Zurich is in his states LAP. He never stole money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243273)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: david pakman ((zurich is stained))

i turned in the license and the clerk just looked at it, looked at me, threw it back and said "look, kid. i'm giving this back okay? just this one time. don't do it again."

i walked out and that was the end of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243281)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243294)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: david pakman ((zurich is stained))

in seriousness, i hired a lawyer who did criminal defense but also reps attys who have bar/ethics issues. he advised me there was nothing to report.

in the end, i was arrested, and charges were dropped. because i, uh, was just accused and didn't really do anything and i was never found guilty, his conclusion was that i didn't have to report. i relied on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243300)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )

makes sense. no charges. what exactly did stripper GF accuse you of again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243303)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: david pakman ((zurich is stained))

it wasn't her, it was the mistress, who i knew from high school and moved back here from FL to live with me. i was accused - ACCUSED, mind you - of punching her in the face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243316)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )

whatever happened to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243389)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: david pakman ((zurich is stained))

Went back to Florida and got on the cock carousel. I predicted this. She’s very pretty, blonde and has huge tits and ass. But she has a massive pussy. I couldn’t feel anything during sex and I do not exaggerate. So she’s reeling the guys in but I think they fuck her a few times and bounce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243459)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: TT's thai tranny side piece

Yes. Didn't tell me GF i had returned from my business trip right away so I could take out another chick. She happened to be at the bar with her friends that I took this girl to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49242647)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies

Does telling college GF I have a new woman count?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49242988)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


I had a crazy BPD side chick for a couple years. The sex was incredible, but man she made life stressful. I got caught cheating with her multiple times.

When I first met her, she had a boyfriend. She was fucking me and several other guys behind the boyfriend's back. One day she and the boyfriend got in a fight, and she kicked him out. She asked me to come over when he was gone. We started fucking in their bed. The boyfriend came back later that night. He still had a key, and we forgot to latch the door. He walked in to see the two of us in bed together naked. That was awkward.

Later, she broke up with that boyfriend and got a new boyfriend. One day, we fucked in the back of her car. The boyfriend had already suspected that we were fucking, and told her that he had bugged the car. To this day, I'm not sure if he actually did bug the car, or if he was just bluffing and she fell for it. One way or another, she confessed and told the boyfriend that I raped her. The boyfriend called the cops, but she refused to make a report. A month or two later, the boyfriend called me to accuse me of giving him an STD. He asked me how much I paid her to fuck her. (He knew that she had done some escorting in the past.) I told him, "I didn't pay her anything. She told me that she needed my dick because your dick is too small and you can't last for more than 30 seconds." (She actually did tell me that.) That was satisfying.

Later, she and I got into a fight. She sent a bunch of screenshots of explicit texts we had sent to each other to my wife. I told my wife that I never sent any of these messages and the girl must have simply changed another one of her contact's names to my name. My wife knew that this girl was both super slutty and crazy, so it seemed believable. I'm still not sure if my wife actually bought it or if she's just in denial. (She knows that I spent many nights at this girl's house. I told her that she was having a BPD panic attack from being alone and that I just slept on the couch to keep her calm.) My wife is still pissed about the whole thing, and she occasionally makes comments to the effect of, "I'm going to be so hurt and angry if I find out that you fucked her." But otherwise I seem to have gotten away with it despite all of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243219)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: I don't collect things, I collect experiences

How is ur wife so credulous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243237)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243261)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

To be otherwise would risk upsetting her comfortable life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243264)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )

so she's like the hot blonde in season 2 of white lotus? 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243269)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


I think this is basically it. I earn significantly more than she does, so her standard of living would take a significant hit if she left me. I suspect that she doesn't want to leave, so it's easier to just stick her head in the sand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243278)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )

how many kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243301)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

It’s cognitive dissonance - it’s wild. Deep down they know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243285)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: david pakman ((zurich is stained))

my wife suspected, and she knew deep down.

in september 2019 (about a year before i got caught in my affair), she saw a credit card statement that had shit like "billy bob's auto parts" in philly, shit that was obviously me paying whores and strippers (i forget the details, but one of the entries was a fake name for Club Risque in Philly, and there was some whore i happened to pay with a card that same month in pittsburgh or somewhere).

she confronted me, and my response was to storm out and take an uber to my friend's house. we did coke and drank all night and she started texting me at like 7-8 am asking if i was still alive, etc. (i was open about my coke usage and she tolerated it, so i wasn't hiding it).

when i got home she said "look, can we just move forward and forget about whatever that was on the statement?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243298)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

Used condom in our master bathroom after she was out for a girls night. I told her I was doing butt stuff on myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243256)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243258)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: david pakman ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243283)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

doing butt stuff on myself tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243442)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243465)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: My little restricted guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243651)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: I don't collect things, I collect experiences



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243610)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: my dog is a bigger TRUMP fan than I am (Fight! Fight! Fight!)

just say it wasn’t you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243263)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )

while in LS, gf called me while I was in a hotel in London (cell phones didn't work then, so she dialed the room). I picked up after 10+ rings while in bed with some girl I had met. Girl said "hang that up and come back here". GF heard this and started yelling. Obviously was not GF by time I got back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243291)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Die Hard 2: Die Harder

Are you 60?

I think if said with a British accent by the girl in your bed that might be a peak moment for all involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243439)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong)

Never cheatmo'd but I think it must be a peak experience when it all comes unravelled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243398)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: im not a jew im your friend

I’m arguably the biggest piece of shit on this boart when it comes to women but I’ve actually never cheated on a chick I’ve been in an actual LTR with but I get accused of it so much I might as well have since most of the chicks know my reputation before we got together or I fucked a bunch of friends/acquaintances of hers before that she knows about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4292201&forum_id=2Ã#49243422)